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Noddles
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Post » 02 Feb 2012, 23:33

omg discuss

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Deadrights
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Post » 02 Feb 2012, 23:36

omg i love homestuck

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Noddles
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Post » 02 Feb 2012, 23:37

if rainbow dash is shown one more time hussie likes the dick in the ass

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liquidMountain
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Post » 03 Mar 2012, 08:01

How many others people on these forums read it? Or is it just the 3 of us? Nevermind, we can just have our own little circlejerk-in-joke-clusterfuck. Together.

So yeah, Uu twins seem interesting.

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Post » 03 Mar 2012, 09:24

I would say that I read it, but I kind of stopped after anout a million pages. I still have the rss feed, so I still keep on marking notifications as read, hoping one day I'll have the time to catch up and enjoy the continual posting. That day will never come.

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Post » 03 Mar 2012, 09:30

It can be fun. It requires fucktons of patience though. And if things don't make sense, use the wiki (avoiding spoilers). Or get somebody who has read it previously to guide you through Skype or something. I think we'd all be willing.

Also, a story map of Homestuck: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?viewmap=6 Well, more like an index.

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Post » 03 Mar 2012, 10:04

lol that made me realise i'm not that far behind. so just something like 50000 pages more to read.

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liquidMountain
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Post » 03 Mar 2012, 10:16

Can u link what page you are on?

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trosh
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Post » 03 Mar 2012, 10:46

i dunno, somewhere around p=5550
man homestuck is good. But I just don't have the time.
also i made a small quote list when i was reading :

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GC: P4RT OF TH31R JOB 1S TO R3BU1LD L1F3 4ND C1V1L1Z4T1ON TH3R3
GC: 4ND 1F TH3YR3 SUCC3SSFUL 1N THOUS4NDS OR M1LL1ONS OF Y34RS TH3 T3CHNOLOGY 1S UN34RTH3D 4ND TH3 PL4N3T 1S R1P3 FOR S33D1NG 4LL OV3R 4G41N

GC: L3TS G3T MOV1NG JOHN 
GC: 4R3 YOU R34DY TO FUCK UP TH3 T1M3L1N3??? 
EB: sure.

CG: ONE THAT IS AMAZING AND IS A CLASSIC IS... 
CG: WHEREIN NUMEROUS VIGILANTES CONFRONT PERIL; ONE OF THEM BETRAYS THE OTHERS; (BUT IT TURNS OUT TO BE PART OF THE PLAN ALL ALONG); 
CG: SEVERAL ATTRACTIVE FEMALE LEADS PROVOKE ROMANTIC TENSION; FOUR MAJOR CHARACTERS WEAR UNUSUAL HATS; ONE HOLDS PLOT-CRITICAL SECRET; 
CG: 47 ON-SCREEN EXPLOSIONS, ONE RESULTING IN DEMISE OF KEY-ADVERSARY; 6 to 20 LINES THAT COULD BE CONSTRUED AS HUMOROUS; 
EB: wait... 
EB: this is the title? 
CG: IT GOES ON.
CG: THEY TEND TO BE MORE LITERAL AND INFORMATIVE THAN YOUR TITLES. 
EB: how do you even say them in casual conversation? 
CG: WELL WE DON'T OBVIOUSLY.

EB: bluuuh, oh man, i got so served, bluuuuuuuuuh! 
GC: 1 4M UNF4Z3D BY YOUR HUM4N BLUHS

TG: imagine the worst day of my life 
TG: just stood up and clinked a glass like it was about to give a speech 
TG: then took a shit in my dinner and passed out with its pants down 
EB: ew dog! ewwww! 
TG: yeah 
EB: so nasty! gross dude!!!

GC: YOU SM3LL L1K3 OR4NG3 CR34MS1CL3S 
TG: what 
TG: youre aliens do you even have orange creamsicles 
GC: OF COURS3 WH4T K1ND OF 4WFUL C1V1L1Z4T1ON WOULDNT 1NV3NT OR4NG3 CR34MS1CL3S 
GC: NOT ON3 1D W4NT 4NYTH1NG TO DO W1TH

TG: did you guess that by trolling john to his grave 
TG: and making me splinter us off into an alt timeline 
TG: that you were basically complicit in making our timeline go the way it was supposed to go all along 
TG: where future me is now helping dave and we just keep playing 
TG: and our actions ultimately lead to the trouble youre all in now 
TG: thus leading you all to troll us incompetently 
GC: OH 
GC: NO >:[ 
GC: 1 D1DNT TH1NK OF TH4T


DAVESPRITE: ask me anything go ahead ill give you a straight answer 
DAVE: alright 
DAVE: here goes 
DAVE: why are we so fucking awesome 
DAVESPRITE: thats the best fucking question anybody ever asked

You decide that's entirely enough of that. If this website becomes any more self-aware in a playfully self-deprecating yet weirdly self-aggrandizing manner, you're going to go drown a bag of puppies in a sewer.

TA: 2ee the menu up top? 
TA: fiiddle around wiith that tiil you open the viiewport. 
GA: I Did Fiddle With It 
GA: To No Avail 
TA: iif you cant fiigure 2hiit out by fuckiing around you dont belong near computer2. 
TA: kiind of liike wiith regii2tered 2ex offender2 and 2chool2. 
TA: iif you move two a new town you have two go up two your neiighbor2 door and warn them about how 2tupiid you are. 
TA: and giive them a chance two hiide all theiir iinnocent technology.
TA: and vandaliize your hou2e.

CG: YOU ALL TRACE THE MYTHOLOGICAL FOOTSTEPS OF YOUR BELOVED HUMAN SUPERMAN WHO'S REALLY JUST A MUSCULAR CAUCASIAN ALIEN. 
CG: IT'S HILARIOUS HOW HUMANS WORSHIP HIM AS A PINNACLE OF HUMAN HEROISM AND VIRTUE BUT HE ISN'T EVEN HUMAN. 
CG: ACTUALLY IT'S INCREDIBLY PATHETIC. 
CG: BUT ALSO IN A WAY KIND OF ADMIRABLE. 
CG: BECAUSE IT MEANS DEEP DOWN YOU ALL MUST REALIZE WHO YOUR DADDY IS.
CG: WE ARE, BITCHES.

CG: PERFECT FOR WHAT, FLEXING YOUR FORMIDABLE MENTAL HANDICAP LIKE A FUCKING HEAVYWEIGHT FOR THE NEXT SEVERAL MINUTES? 
CG: OH WAIT, LET ME CHECK, THE ANSWER IS YES.

GC: YOU SHOULDNT B3 SC4R3D 
TG: why would i be scared 
GC: D4V3 PL34S3 
GC: YOU 4R3 CRY1NG L1K3 4 L1TTL3 BOY 
GC: 1TS 1S H4PP3N1NG R1GHT H3R3 1N FRONT OF MY NOS3 
GC: YOUR T34RS T4ST3 D3L1C1OUS 
GC: K1ND OF L1K3 
GC: L1K3 SOM3TH1NG YOU WOULDNT KNOW 4BOUT 
GC: 4 TROLL D3L1C4CY C4LL3D COTTON C4NDY 
TG: we have cotton candy dumpass 
GC: >8O

Is that... 
Is that John Cusack? 
The thing that most people don't realize is that John Cusack is a universal constant.

TC: MaN yOu KnOw YoU wAnNa GiVe My HoRnS a GoOd SqUeEzE. :o)

Your sylladex launches your beverage far, far into the ocean.

CG: WHY WOULD I FLIP MY SHIT ABOUT THAT. 
TA: becau2e you fliip your 2hiit about everythiing. 
CG: WELL WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS. 
CG: HERE IS MY SHIT, AND YET IT REMAINS UNFLIPPED.

CG: HAS A FEMALE EVER LOOKED AT YOU WITHOUT AT ONCE TURNING SKYWARD AND ERUPTING LIKE A VOMIT VOLCANO, ANSWER ME THAT.

CG: THAT'S A LIE, YOU'RE MORE OF A MELODRAMA SPAZ QUEEN THAN ME AND YOU KNOW IT AND THIS STUFF YOUR SAYING IS A PRETEND STUNT. 
CG: YOU'RE LIKE A ROCKET PROPELLED SPAZ MAGGOT SPRINGLOADED UP THE ASS OF A PSYCHEDELIC FUCKING FREAKOUT WEASEL ON IDIOT DRUGS SO LETS NOT PLAY MAKEBELIEVE GAMES HERE. 
CG: LEADER. 
CG: ME.

AG: Cahoooooooots!!!!!!!! 
AG: Cahoots I say. 
GA: You Sure Do Seem To Be Saying Cahoots

GA: No There Was No Plot Or Conspiracy Or Any Trace Of Saboteurs Operating Through The Special And Magical Union One Can Only Describe As Being In Cahoots With Another

AG: Meddler. Why you so meddley, Miss Meddlesome McFussyfangs???????? 
GA: Because Youre Dangerous
[...]
GA: If I Tried To Stop You You Would Regard Me As An Enemy 
GA: Instead Of Merely As A Nuisance 
GA: And What Good Would That Do 
GA: So Im Afraid Mcfussyfangs It Must Be

You have not successfully fired a SINGLE ARROW. Every time you try, you BREAK THE BOW. You are simply too strong. You have broken so many bows, it has developed into a habit BORDERING ON FETISHISTIC. You have to stop. But addiction is a powerful thing.

CT: D --> Good 
CT: D --> This is very good 
CT: D --> It really pleases me to hear tales of physical subjugation 
CT: D --> I presume these were lesser beings, toiling in the lower ranks of some hierarchy 
TC: wElL yEaH, tHeY'rE uNdErLiNgS.
TC: AnD tHeRe'S SoMe SuBjUgGlAtIoN iNvOlVeD fOr FuCkIn SuRe! 
TC: bUt NoW wE kInD oF sEtTlEd DoWn AnD mE aNd ThE iMpS aRe ShArInG sOmE pIe 
TC: tHeSe MoThErFuCkErS aRe PrEtTy DoPe AcTuAlLy, I lIkE tHeM. 
CT: D --> Ok 
CT: D --> It pleases me considerably less to hear things like that

AG: Hey asshole, stop watching movies for girls. 
CG: WHAT PART OF INTRIGUING SOCIOLOGICALLY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND.

But John didn't understand any of this because he's a moron, and he wouldn't shut up about his awful bullshit Earth movies. He would just go on and on and on about that garbage.

EB: just... 
EB: TELL ME! 
CG: VERY WELL, JOHN HUMAN EGBERT. 
CG: I WILL TELL YOU WHAT YOU DID 
CG: READY FOR ME TO TELL YOU WHAT YOU DID? 
CG: HERE'S ME, TELLING YOU WHAT YOU DID 
CG: OK, HERE GOES 
CG: WHAT YOU DID IS AS FOLLOWS 
CG: AS SUCH 
CG: AND THUSLY 
EB: :|

TG: the bad news is theyre all pornbots and theyve got LOADS of provocative material theyre just dying to share with us 
GG: whats the good news? 
TG: thats also the good news

AT: oH YES, sEE THE FUNNY THING IS, i ALSO KILLED MY LUSUS BY ACCIDENT, 
AT: i MEAN, mY LUSUS THAT WAS A LITTLE FAIRY BULL, nOT AN OLD MAN WITH A HUGE GUN, 
GG: oh nooo 
GG: how did that happen? 
AT: i MURDERED HIM INAPPROPRIATELY WITH A FOUR WHEEL DEVICE,

You are consumed by murderous thoughts and you prepare to embark on a killing spree to end all oh for fuck's sake you start thinking about dog things again. 
WHY DO BONES HAVE TO BE SO DELICIOUS AND ENTICING.

There's a narrow line to walk between obeying the orders of a clear superior and blindly facilitating a perfectly useless genocide. It takes a very savvy breed of psychopath to pull it off.

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Post » 03 Mar 2012, 18:32

I got kinda bored of it. :/

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Hen Barrison
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Post » 03 Mar 2012, 21:12

Pyr0saur wrote:I got kinda bored of it. :/
I don't understand how that's even possIble...

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Post » 03 Mar 2012, 21:17

was the reason i came to this

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Post » 03 Mar 2012, 21:49

mspaintadventures.com ?

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trosh
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Post » 03 Mar 2012, 21:58

yes.

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liquidMountain
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Post » 04 Mar 2012, 00:34

Pyr0saur wrote:I got kinda bored of it. :/
It requires lots of patience. Odds are you only got through about half of Act 1. Keep with it and you'll be rewarded.

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Post » 07 Mar 2012, 22:43

I started reading it because of this post, and I just caught up to how far it goes so far. It is absolutely brilliant. I did read problem sleuth first though, and loved it too!

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Post » 07 Mar 2012, 23:05

Ozuma36 wrote:I started reading it because of this post, and I just caught up to how far it goes so far. It is absolutely brilliant. I did read problem sleuth first though, and loved it too!
that's equates to I just gave up my life for the past 5 days doesn't it ?

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Post » 08 Mar 2012, 02:16

Where's the shame in that?

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Post » 08 Mar 2012, 12:45

I read Problem Sleuth 2 or 3 times. It's brilliant.

Homestuck... I got completely tired of it once there was a long update pause a while ago. I don't think I'll ever read it, it got a little bit too convoluted.

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Post » 09 Mar 2012, 09:01

That's what the wiki is for. Get bak into it.

And also Cascade is totally epic and reveals PLOT POINTS and gets everybody reinterested.

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Post » 09 Mar 2012, 18:34

Wow homestuck is one of the useless stuff out there that probably took a year to make.

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Post » 09 Mar 2012, 23:05

rokit boy wrote:Wow homestuck is one of the incredible deep epics with great characters and plot even though it has a bit of a slow start out there that probably HAS TAKEN ABOUT 3 YEARS TO MAKE SO FAR BUT STILL ISN'T FINISHED.
FTFY

If you don't know what it is, please click here.

EDIT: Wait why was this guy banned?

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Post » 10 Mar 2012, 15:17

liquidMountain wrote:
rokit boy wrote:Wow homestuck is one of the incredible deep epics with great characters and plot even though it has a bit of a slow start out there that probably HAS TAKEN ABOUT 3 YEARS TO MAKE SO FAR BUT STILL ISN'T FINISHED.
FTFY

If you don't know what it is, please click here.

EDIT: Wait why was this guy banned?
I know what it is, and yes I was banned, but I dunno why, I didn't get a reason.

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liquidMountain
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Post » 04 Apr 2012, 12:11

So, I'm not sure what to think of this whole Andrew proposing to Vriska thing. I think it's a call-back to the whole "fat Vriska" shabang, but I...just don't know...?

Also, NOW WE HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL APRIL 13 NOOOOOO

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Post » 04 Apr 2012, 14:51

liquidMountain wrote:So, I'm not sure what to think of this whole Andrew proposing to Vriska thing. I think it's a call-back to the whole "fat Vriska" shabang, but I...just don't know...?

Also, NOW WE HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL APRIL 13 NOOOOOO
It is a call-back to fat Vriska. The first mention of it in the comic if I'm right!

But still, NOOOOOOO!!!

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Post » 24 Apr 2012, 11:09

Well April 13 has come and gone and with this latest Dirk and Jake conversation there is so much opportunity for Sadstucks.

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Post » 28 Jul 2012, 22:32

homestuck is my favorite anime

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Post » 28 Jul 2012, 23:41

I just started.