Puns and/or other jokes.

[misterman]

Because this had to be done the moment I saw the post about this very forum.
And surprisingly enough, I saw no one had created this topic yet. You're welcome.

"Archeaologist: a person whose career lies in ruins."

Feel free to chime in at any time.

[Austin]

HARHARHAR that was punny!

[SplndD]

I never let my children listen to jazz and classical music. It's full of sax and violins.

[Rainbow Dash]

I see a lack of banning >.>

[Jack]

Hear about the fire at the circus? The heat was in tents.

[rokit]

guy:ill flip a coin
guy2:ok
guy:heads, tails or SONIC
PEDUM CHHHH

[Dr.H]

What do you call an arrogant fugitive falling from a building?

Condescending.

[Hen Barrison]

Is It bad If I actually laugh at some of these?

[Pyrosaur]

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.

[Kyle Prior]

What did Delaware? New Jersey!
lol, some of these are so old...

[USB Connector]

When I saw a video for Mari0 I came..............................................................................to this site.

[rokit]

guy1: I WIN!
Guy2: pharaoh nuff, what do you shfinx of this joke?

[tesselode]

[Twilight Sparkle]

"must of"

[Pyrosaur]

"must of"

/Cringes

[djmattyg007]

"must of"

/Cringes

Somewhere, Oscar Wilde is rolling in his grave.

[misterman]

Since we're starting to get off-topic, I believe it's my duty to get us on-topic again.

A boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. His grandmother phoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."


And frankly, I thought I really would get banned. We need to make even more horrible puns.

[Maurice]

[Kyle Prior]

What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes??

[Talkycoder]

When I picked the wife up from the airport today, she said, "Why the long face? Look at that couple there, kissing, cuddling and laughing"

I replied, "That's because he's seeing her off, not picking her up."

[Talkycoder]

[Kyle Prior]

What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes??

a punny rabbit!!

[Camewel]

[Kyle Prior]

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

[Axel]

So this guy was being constantly harassed by his banker, so he told his banker to leave him alone. To which the banker replied, "How Much?"

[Bonjour]

An electrician, once charged with battery, died before being recharged. Reactions were both positive and negative.

[Metaright]

A man and an ostrich walk into a restaurant. The waitress says, "What'll ya have?"
The man says, "I'll take a burger."
The ostrich says, "Me too."
The waitress replies, "That'll be $4.98." The man pulls out exactly four dollars and ninety-eight cents. The waitress says, "Wow, how did you have that exact amount of money in your pocket?"
The man answers, "It's very simple."
The ostrich says, "Very simple indeed."
"I found a genie in a lamp," the man continues, "and he said I get three wishes. I used my first wish to make it so that I always have exact change for everything. My second wish was that I would never lose my job."
"What was your third wish?" the waitress asks.
The man says, "A chick that agrees with everything I say."

[Enderborn]

[trosh]

Wait that's not a pun
FUCK YOU I'm a free spirit

[renhoek]

free spirit

I don't see what's so 3 about it.

what it doesn't count? f*ck you I'ma going to do it anyway.

[AwesomeAddict]

What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes??

BUNNY!!! LOL

[John Adward]

(If you want to talk a girl to the prom and she plays LoL)
You: Hey
Her: Hi!
You: I want to Ashe you a question?
Her: Haha what is it?
You: Would you go to the prom with me? I'll be Zilean times more better and yea...
Her: No freaking thank you

If a girl likes pokemon aske her this
You: Charmander is red,
Squritle is blue,
If you were a Pokemon
I would choose you
Her: Yu gi oh ftw gat out please

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[Legend_of_Kirby]

Congrats, This is the biggest bump we have ever had.

[TheJonyMyster]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Seriously. I give up. Tell me.

[TheJonyMyster]

So this guy has his doctors appointment.
"Is it bad, doc?"
"Well, it doesn't have a conscience, but it'll still kill you."
"How long do I have?"
"A week."
"Well, that's good news!"
"How is that good news?"
"That's when my dentist appointment is scheduled."

A week later he died. Funny how the truth hurts.

[HansAgain]

+i don't have eyes
- i see
+i don't.
JAJAJAJAJAJAJA. NO MOM! NOT THE INSANE ASYLUM AGAIN!

[Sunset_Moth]

So this guy has his sword taken away by a command block on a server, and he says:
"It's Mine, 'Craft server!"

[Firaga]

I hope there's no Mexican jokes. That would be crossing the line.

[TheJonyMyster]

I hope there's no Mexican jokes. That would be crossing the line.

Though some rock jokes would be Gneiss.

[rokit]

I hope there's no Mexican jokes. That would be crossing the line.

Hey hey, I think you've crossed the border on this one.

Heh.

[TheJonyMyster]

^
.\___ that was redundant.
^
.\___ that was redundant.
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.\___ that was repetitive.
^
.\___ that wasn't redundant.

[Zephos]

http://www.penisland.net

[Firaga]

I was going to make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.

[renhoek]

I think we should moove away from these puns...

Okay I'm going to sit down and think about what I'm doing with my life in the shower now.

[TheJonyMyster]

Okay I'm going to sit down and think about what I'm doing with my life in the shower now.

I know! You're taking a shower!

[HansAgain]

+i fell good
-no, isn't "fell", it's "feel"
+i know
-ok, try again
+i feel good, i go to "faal" again.