Why can't I have lots of money :(

[cowSheepo]

After ten minutes on the internet, I now know what I never knew I needed.

like one of these:
http://www.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=11862
and one of these:
http://www.wickedlasers.com/lasers/Spyd ... 96-37.html
and maybe all of these, too:
http://www.jetlev-flyer.com/
http://www.hammacher.com/Product/11716
http://seabreacher.com/seabreacher-x
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001W9 ... 1DLQPJTPR7
probably end up getting that last one. but seriously. If I had $300k to blow, I know where I'd be putting it. Now all I've got to do is win the lottery

Dammit internets!

EDIT: as a side note, here's something you can have for free: http://www.imageupload.org/en/download. ... 783561&d=1
Click it. You know you want to.

[Kyle Prior]

the gumball machine looks like the bottom half was filled with gumballs and then photoshopped onto the top. but yeaah, I need the seabreacher-x like right now.

[cowSheepo]

i'll go halfies with you(!)

yay! a way to portray sarcasm! Just use (!)

[HateMeh]

the gumball machine looks like the bottom half was filled with gumballs and then photoshopped onto the top. but yeaah, I need the seabreacher-x like right now.

Thats because it is photoshopped

[cowSheepo]

i hadn't noticed until you said, but yeah, i can see it now. You must be able to physically do that though or they would get sued under the trade descriptions act (activate hyper legal powers go!)

[SpocKirk]

http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/

[cowSheepo]

pretty much. Not just that though, random bumph i've found from stumbleupon.

[rokit]

Why I'm broke?
I watch this: heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa.com

[Lexsym]

http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/

It's only an AMAZING WEBSITE.

[rokit]

The ninja knife if £23. Imma get that, and stab the fuck out of all of you!

[rokit]

I need to buy the first one.