Puns and/or other jokes.

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misterman
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Post » 02 Feb 2012, 22:34

Because this had to be done the moment I saw the post about this very forum.
And surprisingly enough, I saw no one had created this topic yet. You're welcome.

"Archeaologist: a person whose career lies in ruins."

Feel free to chime in at any time.
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Austin
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Post » 02 Feb 2012, 22:53

HARHARHAR that was punny!

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SplndD
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Post » 02 Feb 2012, 23:00

I never let my children listen to jazz and classical music. It's full of sax and violins.

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Rainbow Dash
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Post » 02 Feb 2012, 23:52

I see a lack of banning >.>

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Jack
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Post » 03 Feb 2012, 00:19

Hear about the fire at the circus? The heat was in tents.
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rokit
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Post » 03 Feb 2012, 00:54

guy:ill flip a coin
guy2:ok
guy:heads, tails or SONIC
PEDUM CHHHH

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Dr.H
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Post » 03 Feb 2012, 01:04

What do you call an arrogant fugitive falling from a building?

Condescending.

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Hen Barrison
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Post » 03 Feb 2012, 01:40

Is It bad If I actually laugh at some of these?

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Pyrosaur
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Post » 03 Feb 2012, 02:31

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.

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Kyle Prior
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Post » 03 Feb 2012, 04:08

What did Delaware? New Jersey!
lol, some of these are so old...

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USB Connector
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Post » 03 Feb 2012, 04:32

When I saw a video for Mari0 I came..............................................................................to this site.

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rokit
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Post » 03 Feb 2012, 19:23

guy1: I WIN!
Guy2: pharaoh nuff, what do you shfinx of this joke?

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tesselode
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Post » 04 Feb 2012, 05:39

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Twilight Sparkle
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Post » 04 Feb 2012, 05:47

"must of"

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Pyrosaur
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Post » 04 Feb 2012, 06:01

Twilight Sparkle wrote:"must of"
/Cringes

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djmattyg007
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Post » 04 Feb 2012, 15:16

Pyr0saur wrote:
Twilight Sparkle wrote:"must of"
/Cringes
Somewhere, Oscar Wilde is rolling in his grave.

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misterman
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Post » 04 Feb 2012, 15:45

Since we're starting to get off-topic, I believe it's my duty to get us on-topic again.

A boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. His grandmother phoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."


And frankly, I thought I really would get banned. We need to make even more horrible puns.

Maurice
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Post » 04 Feb 2012, 21:28

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Kyle Prior
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Post » 05 Feb 2012, 00:23

What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes??

Talkycoder
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Post » 05 Feb 2012, 00:32

When I picked the wife up from the airport today, she said, "Why the long face? Look at that couple there, kissing, cuddling and laughing"

I replied, "That's because he's seeing her off, not picking her up."

Talkycoder
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Post » 05 Feb 2012, 00:35

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Kyle Prior
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Post » 05 Feb 2012, 04:51

Kyle Prior wrote:What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes??
a punny rabbit!!

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Post » 05 Feb 2012, 14:39

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Kyle Prior
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Post » 07 Feb 2012, 20:36

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Axel
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Post » 09 Mar 2012, 17:31

So this guy was being constantly harassed by his banker, so he told his banker to leave him alone. To which the banker replied, "How Much?"

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Bonjour
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Post » 09 Mar 2012, 17:46

An electrician, once charged with battery, died before being recharged. Reactions were both positive and negative.

Metaright
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Post » 10 Mar 2012, 02:02

A man and an ostrich walk into a restaurant. The waitress says, "What'll ya have?"
The man says, "I'll take a burger."
The ostrich says, "Me too."
The waitress replies, "That'll be $4.98." The man pulls out exactly four dollars and ninety-eight cents. The waitress says, "Wow, how did you have that exact amount of money in your pocket?"
The man answers, "It's very simple."
The ostrich says, "Very simple indeed."
"I found a genie in a lamp," the man continues, "and he said I get three wishes. I used my first wish to make it so that I always have exact change for everything. My second wish was that I would never lose my job."
"What was your third wish?" the waitress asks.
The man says, "A chick that agrees with everything I say."

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Enderborn
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Post » 10 Mar 2012, 03:06

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trosh
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Post » 11 Mar 2012, 14:29

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Wait that's not a pun
FUCK YOU I'm a free spirit

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renhoek
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Post » 11 Mar 2012, 15:25

trosh wrote:free spirit
I don't see what's so 3 about it.

what it doesn't count? f*ck you I'ma going to do it anyway.

AwesomeAddict
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Post » 16 Mar 2012, 19:45

Kyle Prior wrote:What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes??
BUNNY!!! LOL

John Adward
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Post » 05 Feb 2013, 15:27

(If you want to talk a girl to the prom and she plays LoL)
You: Hey
Her: Hi!
You: I want to Ashe you a question?
Her: Haha what is it?
You: Would you go to the prom with me? I'll be Zilean times more better and yea...
Her: No freaking thank you

If a girl likes pokemon aske her this
You: Charmander is red,
Squritle is blue,
If you were a Pokemon
I would choose you
Her: Yu gi oh ftw gat out please

ClickHere for more puns

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Legend_of_Kirby
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Post » 05 Feb 2013, 15:46

Congrats, This is the biggest bump we have ever had.

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TheJonyMyster
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Post » 05 Feb 2013, 19:40

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Seriously. I give up. Tell me.

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TheJonyMyster
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Post » 05 Feb 2013, 20:13

So this guy has his doctors appointment.
"Is it bad, doc?"
"Well, it doesn't have a conscience, but it'll still kill you."
"How long do I have?"
"A week."
"Well, that's good news!"
"How is that good news?"
"That's when my dentist appointment is scheduled."

A week later he died. Funny how the truth hurts.

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HansAgain
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Post » 05 Feb 2013, 20:22

+i don't have eyes
- i see
+i don't.
JAJAJAJAJAJAJA. NO MOM! NOT THE INSANE ASYLUM AGAIN!

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bubba_nate
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Post » 06 Feb 2013, 20:59

So this guy has his sword taken away by a command block on a server, and he says:
"It's Mine, 'Craft server!"

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Firaga
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Post » 07 Feb 2013, 21:05

I hope there's no Mexican jokes. That would be crossing the line.

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TheJonyMyster
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Post » 08 Feb 2013, 03:42

Firaga41 wrote:I hope there's no Mexican jokes. That would be crossing the line.
Though some rock jokes would be Gneiss.

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rokit
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Post » 09 Feb 2013, 02:28

Firaga41 wrote:I hope there's no Mexican jokes. That would be crossing the line.
Hey hey, I think you've crossed the border on this one.

Heh.
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TheJonyMyster
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Post » 09 Feb 2013, 05:01

^
.\___ that was redundant.
^
.\___ that was redundant.
^
.\___ that was repetitive.
^
.\___ that wasn't redundant.

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Zephos
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Post » 09 Feb 2013, 15:13


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Firaga
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Post » 09 Feb 2013, 17:09

I was going to make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.

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renhoek
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Post » 09 Feb 2013, 17:17

I think we should moove away from these puns...

Okay I'm going to sit down and think about what I'm doing with my life in the shower now.

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TheJonyMyster
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Post » 09 Feb 2013, 17:46

xXxrenhoekxXx wrote:Okay I'm going to sit down and think about what I'm doing with my life in the shower now.
I know! You're taking a shower!

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HansAgain
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Post » 11 Feb 2013, 02:03

+i fell good
-no, isn't "fell", it's "feel"
+i know
-ok, try again
+i feel good, i go to "faal" again.