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Automatik
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Post » 14 Sep 2013, 19:39

News: Orteil is gonna implement dungeons into the game, there's a preview here : http://orteil.dashnet.org/experiments/dungeongenerator/

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Shadowlord
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Post » 18 Sep 2013, 00:57

Sooo did anyone notice the new antimatter condenser?

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HansAgain
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Post » 18 Sep 2013, 01:01

Shadowlord wrote:Sooo did anyone notice the new antimatter condenser?
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
now I have 50.
And i'm at 2,165,032,424.5 cps. RIGHT NOW!

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Shadowlord
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Post » 18 Sep 2013, 01:05

Ha I'm at 3,383,441,736.9!

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TurretBot
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Post » 18 Sep 2013, 01:05

GRANDMAPACOLYPSE!!!!!!! D:

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Firaga
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Post » 18 Sep 2013, 01:37

Standing at:
In Bank : 869,618,811,526,859,800
CpS : 4,319,311,628,016.2 (thanks to the new Heavenly Chips)

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Shadowlord
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Post » 18 Sep 2013, 01:53

Holy Sh*t!
*worships

But seriously how were you able to get that much?

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HansAgain
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Post » 18 Sep 2013, 02:26

I just found this:
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Shadowlord
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Post » 18 Sep 2013, 03:09

My guess is that its something new to buy and a grandma to go along with it.

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HansAgain
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Post » 18 Sep 2013, 03:29

Shadowlord wrote:My guess is that its something new to buy and a grandma to go along with it.
Wrong, i found them with the name "mysteriousHero.png" and "mysteriousOpponent.png".
My guess is that those images are related with dungeons.

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Post » 19 Sep 2013, 15:41

Firaga wrote:Standing at:
In Bank : 869,618,811,526,859,800
CpS : 4,319,311,628,016.2 (thanks to the new Heavenly Chips)
I'm waiting for more features before resetting the game cause it just seems too risky at this point
But still
Baked (all time): 1,812,299,440,35,3680
CpS: 4,435,424,926.1

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OrbitalBlueprint
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Post » 19 Sep 2013, 18:22

Oh my god, this game is addictive. I'm pretty sure I got at least one other guy at school to play it.
I currently have ~10M CPS and am working on getting my second antimatter condenser. Orteil has took my life.

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TripleXero
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Post » 20 Sep 2013, 00:04

I restarted about a week ago after having you delete it all, now at 1.666 billion per second

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Firaga
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Post » 21 Sep 2013, 16:59

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Everyone I am your god.

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Shadowlord
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Post » 21 Sep 2013, 17:46

Wow I only started 20 days ago. How are you so far ahead of me?

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Firaga
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Post » 21 Sep 2013, 17:50

Shadowlord wrote:Wow I only started 20 days ago. How are you so far ahead of me?
Resetting your game gives you Heavenly chips.
Depending on how many cookies are in the bank you reset with, is how many you get. Each Chip is worth +2% Cookies per Seconds.

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Costinteo
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Post » 21 Sep 2013, 18:12

Firaga wrote: Everyone I am your god.
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I think not!

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Automatik
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Post » 21 Sep 2013, 18:42

You cheated.
8e,+68 is 800,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.
Assuming that you had that much Cps during your 26 days(Which isn't possible, since you probably didn't buy anything), and that you had frenzy 100% of the time(Which isn't possible):
33704505673.8 * 60 * 60 * 24 * 26 = 7.6e+16 or 76,000,000,000,000,000
...Yes, I was bored. :)
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Costinteo
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Post » 21 Sep 2013, 19:55

I did cheat yes, that was only a joke.

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TurretBot
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Post » 21 Sep 2013, 19:59

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Automatik
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Post » 21 Sep 2013, 20:35

Hey, I just found a great way to make the game less CPU-hungry.
Enter into the address bar:

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javascript:(function(){Game.fps = 5})()
(Default FPS is 30)

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BobTheLawyer
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Post » 22 Sep 2013, 01:19

This is even cooler:

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javascript:(function(){Game.fps = 0})()
Gives you NaN cookies (infinite) and the News spazzes out.

EDIT: It refuses to reset my game now.

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Automatik
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Post » 22 Sep 2013, 07:47

With

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javascript:(function(){Game.fps = -5})()
, The game don't stop saving, and you lose cookies at a very fast rate.

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Flutter Skye
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Post » 22 Sep 2013, 13:21

This game is addicting.
I stopped playing it, and now i play it again.
I'm just gonna say it.
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TurretBot
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Post » 22 Sep 2013, 17:35

I'M CRAZY ENOUGH TO PLAY THIS WITH JUST MY CURSOR!
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Chippy348
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Post » 22 Sep 2013, 18:06

Oh wow I just noticed that I was totally playing the game the way it wasn't meant to be played
I mean it's called Cookies Clicker, not Cookies Waiter (lol) or something. And all I did was waiting for the cookies to generate itself.

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TheJonyMyster
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Post » 22 Sep 2013, 19:03

how did he get permad by this post
was he a wary alt

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Automatik
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Post » 22 Sep 2013, 19:22

Turret Opera wrote:I'M CRAZY ENOUGH TO PLAY THIS WITH JUST MY CURSOR!
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FYI, there is two hidden achievement, "Neverclick", which you get if you win 1,000,000 cookies without clicking the cookie more than 15 times, and "True Neverclick", which you get if you win 1,000,000 cookies without clicking the cookie.
(You have to click on the golden cookies)
Source

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BobTheLawyer
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Post » 22 Sep 2013, 20:23

There is another way to get those achievements. Cheats.

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Post » 23 Sep 2013, 23:28

Might as well put this here even though I stopped playing a few days ago since I got bored at this point

Cookies in bank :
Well over a googol (10^100)
Cookies baked (all time) :
Well over a googol (10^100)
Cookies forfitted by resetting: Like 10^40, only reset 3 times by the way
Game started:
I stopped playing after 5, it's been two days
Buildings owned :
Exactly 2000 (400 antimatter condensers, 200 of everything else  except grandmas, having none eliminates the Grandmapocalypse 
Cookies per second :
Approximately 1.8 quadrillion times 10^26, heavenly chip multiplier of about 5,000,000,000,000,000,000%
Cookies per click :
Approximately 7.4 quadrillion times 10^24
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Heavenly Chips: About 45000000000000000
Milk: 352% Raspberry Milk
Upgrades: All of them, no cheating involved
Achievements: All of them, including the three shadow achievements you can get without cheating. I heard there was one more but you have to cheat to get it. I could probably figure out how but I don't want to ruin my stats if it does something weird 'cause I cheated.

Jeez don't you wish you could just copy and paste this stuff? At least on my computer you can't... :(
And no, this wasn't my first try at it either. I played a bit before and just deleted ALL my stats so I didn't include that in the day count. I'm probably off a bit, it's really hard reading the long numbers with the e,+ 's and all that, with them changing constantly and stuff.
Cookie wrote:.
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lol

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Cake
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Post » 24 Sep 2013, 02:26

I just played the game for the first time yesterday.
And now it'll be on my eternally on computer for a week.
(I forgot the stats.)

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Cake
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Post » 24 Sep 2013, 03:04

Darn it, my army of 100 grandmas and a bingo/research facility will automatically bring the gradmapocalypse, won't it?

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Post » 24 Sep 2013, 03:34

imaginary cake wrote:
Darn it, my army of 100 grandmas and a bingo/research facility will automatically bring the gradmapocalypse, won't it?
 You can just sell all your grandmas. You get an achievement for it too, you cruel grandma-selling corrupt money maker you :D 

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Cake
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Post » 24 Sep 2013, 04:28

I don't have access my computer until the week is over.

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Automatik
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Post » 24 Sep 2013, 21:13

imaginary cake wrote:
Darn it, my army of 100 grandmas and a bingo/research facility will automatically bring the gradmapocalypse, won't it?
No, you have to buy the "One Mind" upgrade to get it

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Bonko
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Post » 24 Sep 2013, 23:36

B-Man99 wrote:
imaginary cake wrote:
Darn it, my army of 100 grandmas and a bingo/research facility will automatically bring the gradmapocalypse, won't it?
 You can just sell all your grandmas. You get an achievement for it too, you cruel grandma-selling corrupt money maker you :D 
Lol, i sold my first grandma and got the achievement back when i started the game.

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Post » 25 Sep 2013, 00:27

Yeah me too, wasn't sure if imaginary knew though

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Cake
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Post » 25 Sep 2013, 02:26

I thought the bingo/research facility automatically got the upgrades for you?

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TurretBot
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Post » 25 Sep 2013, 10:24

No it just unlocks them.

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Automatik
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Post » 25 Sep 2013, 20:36

So I decided to reset:
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Cookies forfeited by resetting : 3,497,734,205,443,705
B)
I'm gonna try to get "true neverclick"

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Cake
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Post » 30 Sep 2013, 07:53

The results of a week-long constant on computer at 3.8 billion cookies per second results will come tomorrow afternoon!

Camewel
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Post » 30 Sep 2013, 21:15

It should be about 2.3 quadrillion cookies.

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Cake
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Post » 01 Oct 2013, 05:10

I had no idea how many cookies I was making.

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rokit
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Post » 01 Oct 2013, 17:10

so i started about an hour ago and have 41k cookies per second. i estimate that tomorrow i will have 1 mil cps.

edit: WOW I JUST CLICKED A GOLDEN COOKIE AN GGOT 400 CPS ....for a couple of seconds... 60k

edit2: couple of mins later im at 100k

edit3: 300k

edit4: 420k

edit5: 911k

edit6: 1mil wooo only took 6 edits

edit7: 2 mil

edit8: 5 mil

edit9: 10 mil

edit10: 20 mil

edit11: 40 mil

edit12: 50 mil
Last edited by rokit on 01 Oct 2013, 23:48, edited 4 times in total.

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Post » 01 Oct 2013, 20:51

B-Man99 wrote:Achievements: All of them, including the three shadow achievements you can get without cheating. I heard there was one more but you have to cheat to get it. I could probably figure out how but I don't want to ruin my stats if it does something weird 'cause I cheated.

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javascript: Game.Win ('Cheated cookies taste awful')
I tested it, no wierdness at all!

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Post » 01 Oct 2013, 22:37

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EDIT: holy crap I just realized this
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rokit
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Post » 01 Oct 2013, 23:30

Turret Opera wrote:
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EDIT: holy crap I just realized this
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these are just otmeal rasin cookies reskinned

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Post » 02 Oct 2013, 00:10

rokit boy wrote:
Turret Opera wrote:Image
these are just otmeal rasin cookies reskinned
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/M ... ainObvious

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Post » 02 Oct 2013, 04:27

That link is about Captain Obvious... and by the way a friend told me the game resets every sunday, is that true?

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Post » 02 Oct 2013, 11:59

ChrisGin wrote:by the way a friend told me the game resets every sunday, is that true?
No why would he reset games on sunday?
Maybe his save cookie expired