okay here it is but my fucking scanner DECAPITATED HIM FOR WHATEVER REASON!
EDIT: Are you fucking serious, computer?
This is just ridiculous. First, WiFi problems.
Second, scanning errors that not only make it seem Wilo has a dot nose, but you seperated his bpdy and head from each other, now, copy/paste errors making it look as though he's a fucking totem pole in some sick and twisted version of Scannerotica. What the fuck?
Anyways, this incarnation of the entity WiloKing has a backstory.
Previous, squarer Wilo was trying to save Sundae's life in the hospital, unfortunately, his squareness and lack of positive surgical experience that doesn't involve dissection rendered his hands as useful as that of the guy in Surgeon Simulator 2012's. He accidentally stabbed his eyes out with unnecessarily large surgical knives and laid on the floor unconscious for 3 hours until someone noticed him and rushed him into a life support system, but this failed and he was presumed dead by Imaginary Cake. His body was incinerated, and 5 pints of his blood were given to Kiashi. As this incineration was happening he became conscious and burned alive. The hot coals by the stake he was burned at gathered themselves up in the air, and became so hot, the sexy ghost of him descended from heaven and regenerated completely into New Wilo. New Wilo was eccentric and a bit bipolar, much like real Wilo. He was also capable of changing his hair color and heart rate, along with knowing how to solve exceptionally complex problems in half the time as before.
No, he's not wearing lingerie pants.
or is he