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[rokit]

One billion dollars!

[HansAgain]

I'm making my own character



Say hello to MYCK:

edit:
you can ignore it

[renhoek]

One billion dollars!

*raises tiny finger to mouth*

[samkostka]

On a slightly related note, I played portal for the first time, and it is an amazing game that runs on my netbook pretty well. I was surprised.

[TheSeek]

On a slightly related note, I played portal for the first time, and it is an amazing game that runs on my netbook pretty well. I was surprised.

What netbook do you have? Both model and full specs(you should have an Atom cpu if i remember well, but which one?), cuz im on a netbook too and I'd love to play Portal on it(even tho i've already over-played it on my desktop pc), but i always thought it wasnt powerfull enough(either for the cpu and/or the graphic card).

Also, anyone know any nice indie horror 2d platform like Home, but free?

[renhoek]

I sometimes watch screw attacks video game vault on game trailers (I hate going to game trailers so I don't go there often.)
I scrolled down and these were the first four comments I saw.
http://i.imgur.com/u5Bvf.png

[Flutter Skye]

i know a way to make the graphics look hd and the portal 2 will play very smothly !
first do this (without the "") " mat_showlowresimage 1 "
them this " mat_fullbright 1 "
and at the end do this " mat_bumpmap 1 "
here's a demonstration :  http://i.imgur.com/8AebG.png 

[Chippy348]

I sometimes watch screw attacks video game vault on game trailers (I hate going to game trailers so I don't go there often.)
I scrolled down and these were the first four comments I saw.
http://i.imgur.com/u5Bvf.png

"Capcom made best Disney games"

[renhoek]

I sometimes watch screw attacks video game vault on game trailers (I hate going to game trailers so I don't go there often.)
I scrolled down and these were the first four comments I saw.
http://i.imgur.com/u5Bvf.png

"Capcom made best Disney games"
*snip

I think DeadCobra's the worst one :P

[Chippy348]

i don't really understand it...
I guess it suppose to be dumb?

[samkostka]

On a slightly related note, I played portal for the first time, and it is an amazing game that runs on my netbook pretty well. I was surprised.

What netbook do you have? Both model and full specs(you should have an Atom cpu if i remember well, but which one?), cuz im on a netbook too and I'd love to play Portal on it(even tho i've already over-played it on my desktop pc), but i always thought it wasnt powerfull enough(either for the cpu and/or the graphic card).

Also, anyone know any nice indie horror 2d platform like Home, but free?

I have a Gateway lt4004u with an Atom N2600(dual core hyperthreaded 1.6GHz) and Intel GMA 3600, stock drivers. All settings on low, portal depth at 1, and it averages about 20-30 FPS, with some lag spikes. playable though.

And if it helps, my Windows Experience Index is 3.2 with the lowest being gaming graphics.

[TheSeek]

I have a Gateway lt4004u with an Atom N2600(dual core hyperthreaded 1.6GHz) and Intel GMA 3600, stock drivers. All settings on low, portal depth at 1, and it averages about 20-30 FPS, with some lag spikes. playable though.

And if it helps, my Windows Experience Index is 3.2 with the lowest being gaming graphics.

Thinking about when you said yours is a "shit/low-end netbook", i thought it was way worse than this...
Mine is worse, Asus EeePc 1005HA Intel Atom N280(Single core 1.66GHz), Mobile Intel 945 Express Chipset Family, 1Gb RAM...dunno about my Windows Experience cuz i'm on XP.
Also, your CPU has twice L2 cache memory than mine.
I've read about someone playing Portal on my netbook, but no one ever gave proof or techincal info about it.
Out of curiosity, if it doesnt bother you, i'd like to know what Can You Run It says about your cpu(if it says it's ok or not) regarding playing Portal.

[FaycalMenouar]

i have a RV509 , Samsung , Intel Corei3 4GB of RAM DDR3 and a crappy intel HD graphics , and i'm still bitching about how much my computer sucks . i recently found an HP COMPAQ intel core i7 , 8 GB RAN , 2TB of hard drive !! and two GPU's , but it costs about 2000 dollars ( 1800 Euro ) so what do you guys say ? should i buy it ?
also i'm kinda happy , remember the guy i had a car accident with ? he's Ok thank god , so i guess no prison for me lol

[Mariobros2]

i have a RV509 , Samsung , Intel Corei3 4GB of RAM DDR3 and a crappy intel HD graphics , and i'm still bitching about how much my computer sucks . i recently found an HP COMPAQ intel core i7 , 8 GB RAN , 2TB of hard drive !! and two GPU's , but it costs about 2000 dollars ( 1800 Euro ) so what do you guys say ? should i buy it ?
also i'm kinda happy , remember the guy i had a car accident with ? he's Ok thank god , so i guess no prison for me lol

Wait, wait wait...... 2 Terabytes hard drive. Seriously this is the best PC I have ever heard of. Also great that the other guy is OK.

[TheSeek]

i have a RV509 , Samsung , Intel Corei3 4GB of RAM DDR3 and a crappy intel HD graphics , and i'm still bitching about how much my computer sucks . i recently found an HP COMPAQ intel core i7 , 8 GB RAN , 2TB of hard drive !! and two GPU's , but it costs about 2000 dollars ( 1800 Euro ) so what do you guys say ? should i buy it ?

Any info on the graphic card? Anyway, a gold rule when you have doubts about buying a pc is that you can always build the same identical pc buying the separated parts spending less money. Sometimes you can even build a better pc spending less money.
The main reason is cuz buing one you also pay for having it already built and ready to work with a preinstalled OS, but also cuz most of the time the mother board on which each component is built on isn't always the best you can get for that price.
Not being able to build a pc isn't an excuse cuz even a complete noob could build one following one of the hundreds guides on the internet.

Wait, wait wait...... 2 Terabytes hard drive. Seriously this is the best PC I have ever heard of.

Are you serious? Judging a PC from the hard drive capacity?

[Camewel]

i recently found an HP COMPAQ intel core i7 , 8 GB RAN , 2TB of hard drive !! and two GPU's , but it costs about 2000 dollars ( 1800 Euro ) so what do you guys say ? should i buy it ?

I have a 3rd gen Core i5 (better for gaming), GeForce GTX 680, 2TB HDD, 16GB RAM and newest chipset motherboard for just £1000 (€1240 or $1600) so no it's a terrible deal.

[samkostka]

I have a Gateway lt4004u with an Atom N2600(dual core hyperthreaded 1.6GHz) and Intel GMA 3600, stock drivers. All settings on low, portal depth at 1, and it averages about 20-30 FPS, with some lag spikes. playable though.

And if it helps, my Windows Experience Index is 3.2 with the lowest being gaming graphics.

Thinking about when you said yours is a "shit/low-end netbook", i thought it was way worse than this...
Mine is worse, Asus EeePc 1005HA Intel Atom N280(Single core 1.66GHz), Mobile Intel 945 Express Chipset Family, 1Gb RAM...dunno about my Windows Experience cuz i'm on XP.
Also, your CPU has twice L2 cache memory than mine.
I've read about someone playing Portal on my netbook, but no one ever gave proof or techincal info about it.
Out of curiosity, if it doesnt bother you, i'd like to know what Can You Run It says about your cpu(if it says it's ok or not) regarding playing Portal.

It showed this, but I think that's a bit of an overestimate. It is definitely above the minimum though

[FaycalMenouar]

i recently found an HP COMPAQ intel core i7 , 8 GB RAN , 2TB of hard drive !! and two GPU's , but it costs about 2000 dollars ( 1800 Euro ) so what do you guys say ? should i buy it ?

I have a 3rd gen Core i5 (better for gaming), GeForce GTX 680, 2TB HDD, 16GB RAM and newest chipset motherboard for just £1000 (€1240 or $1600) so no it's a terrible deal.

is that a laptop ? i was talking about laptops , sorry i didn't mention it

[Camewel]

Nah, it's desktop. You can't fit a 680 in a laptop.

[FaycalMenouar]

Nah, it's desktop. You can't fit a 680 in a laptop.

yeah i know , but dude that GPU is a beast . about Desktop Pc's , i want a good gaming laptop so i can carry it with me . any E-Bay link ?

[TheSeek]

It showed this, but I think that's a bit of an overestimate. It is definitely above the minimum though

Thank you.
About that graph being an overstimate, it doesnt show where your system specs actually are, but just a rough guess, using 1 of just 6 pre placed positions.
To me it says i have everything i need to play it, except for the CPU(probably cuz it's a single core)...i wonder if forcing Portal to use DX7 and unlocking the ultra-low settings might make it run, being playable.

[FaycalMenouar]

if you do so , you'll get the square portals and shitty graphics .
just like in DX8 : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jmbxTKoFQo

[Camewel]

i want a good gaming laptop

Yeah that's going to be really expensive

[renhoek]

I wouldn't be suprised if the jony master (no I'm saying myster it sounds extreamly stupid) is an alt acount so turret opera could double post without feeling bad
here's why
http://i.imgur.com/9JBce.png
(note this is as far back as I could zoom out)

[LightningFire]

Havoc is really going to break in Twatter with Turret and TheJonyMyster joining forces in rule breaking, thread reviving and stuff.

[renhoek]

they seem to post in things that mainly involve a game so we're pretty safe in the chat room (for now :S)

[TheJonyMyster]

I wouldn't be suprised if the jony master (no I'm saying myster it sounds extreamly stupid) is an alt acount so turret opera could double post without feeling bad
here's why
http://i.imgur.com/9JBce.png
(note this is as far back as I could zoom out)

No. I'm not Turret Opera, I swear. AND, I'll make it proved with logicing

If I am Turret Opera, 0 + 0 = 1.
If I'm Not Turret Opera, 0 + 0 = 0.
If I'm lying, 0 + 1 = ∞
If I'm truthful, You will NEVER KNOW.

[Sky]

No. I'm not Turret Opera, I swear. AND, I'll make it proved with logicing

If I am Turret Opera, 0 + 0 = 1.
If I'm Not Turret Opera, 0 + 0 = 0.
If I'm lying, 0 + 1 = ∞
If I'm truthful, You will NEVER KNOW.

That's not logic. That's loljk.

[TheJonyMyster]

Well, If I was lying, the last sentence makes a paradox, so yeah
Also, I can type ⁄‹€⁄∞›⁄‹fl£¢‡∞¢¶•flfi›•›flfi‡•›∞§•¢∞¶¢ˇ‰´¨ÍÏ∂˙Í΃¥ß®Î¥ıÍ∂Á˜ß†¥,
and Turret uses 3ds so he can't. I'm online now and he's not. (I checked who's online)

[renhoek]

I don't see how if he was or wasn't online the same time you were
would make a differance.

[Qcode]

So much spam. It's everywhere. I bet saso's going to be pissed.

[TheJonyMyster]

I don't see how if he was or wasn't online the same time you were
would make a differance.

Good point. Whatever. Also, I just wanted to mention that Turrets making a gif that will be AWESOME.
And everyone will look at it and think: SO TRUE!
You'll ALL see...

[TurretBot]

I thought you were making it...

[renhoek]

EDIT: I got ninja'd
oh he's making a gif is he?
http://i.imgur.com/cK57h.gif

also considering you're the only one that knew he was making a gif is more evidence that you may be an alt.

[TurretBot]

Why would I be PMing myself?

[LightningFire]

Why would you only PM him?

[TurretBot]

OBJECTION!
I pm'd Kyle Prior before.

[LightningFire]

Still. Why exactly Kyle and The JonyMyster?

[RWLabs]

Turret, just by chance, are you related to that Jony guy at all?

[Chippy348]

Why am I have a feeling that when a thread is consider as dead, "old user" will never ever post in it again, while "newb" can have the right to bumb it (because "Bumping threads is fine as long as you add something to the discussion or bring up to date information regarding it" and they're "newb"), and when they do, "old user" will suddenly post in it like crazy like they have tons of things to discus about but, well, because the thread is dead so.. You know what I mean

Now back to the topic, what if Turret Opera actually knew that ^, so he created an alt just to revive threads so we can finally post in it?
That's mean he's helping us the whole time...
"But why did he hide it?"
Because he's the hero that SYS Forum deserves, but not the one it needs right now... and so we'll hunt him... because he can take it... because he's not a hero... he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector... a Turret Opera...

[renhoek]

... Are you high?

[Chippy348]

[Mariobros2]

Wait, wait wait...... 2 Terabytes hard drive. Seriously this is the best PC I have ever heard of.

Are you serious? Judging a PC from the hard drive capacity?

No I was just suprised about the hard drive capacity. Anyways just got back from school. Got some good grades today.

[Flutter Skye]

so... Maurice is again streaming awesome :)

[TheJonyMyster]

I never knew about turret until I joined this forum. We became spam Forum friends.

[cavejohnson99]

[TheJonyMyster]

Lol. Yes Rly

[TurretBot]

Now back to the topic, what if Turret Opera actually knew that ^, so he created an alt just to revive threads so we can finally post in it?
That's mean he's helping us the whole time...
"But why did he hide it?"
Because he's the hero that SYS Forum deserves

AWWW UR SO NICE <3

, but not the one it needs right now... and so we'll hunt him... because he can take it... because he's not a hero... he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector... a Turret Opera...

...nevermind forget what i just said, i hate you (jk)

Turret, just by chance, are you related to that Jony guy at all?

No, but we can always dream right?
---
OKAY PROOF TIME
proof #1:

Code: Select all

If TheJonyMyster = Turret Opera
         then xXxRenhoekxXx = Sašo
     end
end

proof #2:

Code: Select all

If TheJonyMyster = TheJonyMaster 
     then youfail.dat = 1
           and TheTurretMyster = 0
      end
end

proof #3:

Code: Select all

If Mari0 = fun
     then TurretOpera.dat = Mari0
          and NotTheJonyMyster.dat = fun
     end
end

---
I've been editing this post so many times, I mine as well just double post.
Lets make it even longer with this sentence!

[Sky]

OKAY PROOF TIME
proof #1:

Code: Select all

If TheJonyMyster = Turret Opera
         then xXxRenhoekxXx = Sašo
     end
end

proof #2:

Code: Select all

If TheJonyMyster = TheJonyMaster 
     then youfail.dat = 1
           and TheTurretMyster = 0
      end
end

proof #3:

Code: Select all

If Mari0 = fun
     then TurretOpera.dat = Mari0
          and NotTheJonyMyster.dat = fun
     end
end

numFallacies > numArguments
Turret, what you posted is loljk, not logic.

Loljk is the attempted use of flawed logic wherein there are an unusually large number of fallacies (e.g. post hoc, ergo propter hoc), untruthful statements (especially those that almost pass as truth), or things that are just plain WRONG. It is used extensively when making jokes or trolling, and is often used by people who have no idea what they're doing, occasionally stretching to even the smartest of us when used without thinking first. It is related to, and in most cases synonymous with, troll logic.

The uses of loljk are many and varied. It's main use is to prove untruthful statements, useful for creating nonsense, deriving unrelated objects, recreating history, proving the unprovable, or making one look smart when one has no idea what one is doing. Other uses include humor, getting out of sticky situations, horrifying teachers, or earning blank stares from one's friends. It is known to be extremely useful on tests.

Some examples of loljk include:

All dogs are animals.
All cats are animals.
Therefore all cats are dogs.

(a+b)² = a² + b²

I went to the store intending to get an iPhone, but when I got home, I looked and it was a Samsung! I want my money back!

The answer to any problem is x, where x is the answer to the problem in question.

The end of the world will be on *this date*! Run for your lives!

for(int i = 1; i != 20; i *= 2)
answer += i;

Since "if and only if" can be shortened to "iff," does that mean "iff and only iff" can be shortened to "iffff"? Then if we have "iffff and only iffff," that could be shortened to "iffffffff" or "if^8," right? Then what about if^256?

[TurretBot]

Hmmmmmmmmm........................
IDK