Name the duck!

If it doesn't fit elsewhere, it should go here
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cowSheepo
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Post » 02 Feb 2012, 23:17

Name the duck for the chance to win a free picture of a duck wearing a hat!
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Get naming!

I name him geoffrey... of narwahl... the second.

*edit* After ducky is now named motherducker the challenge is to design him a hat! Get hatting!
Last edited by cowSheepo on 03 Feb 2012, 22:11, edited 2 times in total.

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byrono
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Post » 02 Feb 2012, 23:34

Bob the Mallard

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Twilight Sparkle
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Post » 02 Feb 2012, 23:52

Jordan Marcus Faireweather

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cowSheepo
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Post » 03 Feb 2012, 00:06

it's just occurred to me that he should be called maurice the mallard after, well, maurice...

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Jack
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Post » 03 Feb 2012, 00:11

Motherfucker Jones

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Jack
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Post » 03 Feb 2012, 00:43

Here's an interesting article on the unusual mating habits of the mallard.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/200 ... n.research

Warning- the article contains homosexual necrophilia. Seriously, ducks are messed up...

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Pyrosaur
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Post » 03 Feb 2012, 02:32

Motherducker.

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Hen Barrison
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Post » 03 Feb 2012, 03:57

Pyr0saur wrote:Motherducker.

I thInk we have a wInner.

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RabidJellyfish
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Post » 03 Feb 2012, 05:06

I think we should just name it Bill.

(See wut i did thar?)

Little_Apple
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Post » 03 Feb 2012, 07:28

Let's name it snot.

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cowSheepo
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Post » 03 Feb 2012, 09:39

Motherducker.

It wins by a mile. You sir, shall get your limited edition special edition collectors picture of motherducker engaged in wearing head clothes.

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Post » 03 Feb 2012, 09:57

Pyr0saur wrote:Motherducker.
this.

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TeslaTrav
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Post » 03 Feb 2012, 19:42

That sir is a Male Mallard. Correctly named "Anas platyrhynchos" of the Anatidae family.

Anas (pronounced Ay-Nus) for short. :)

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rokit
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Post » 03 Feb 2012, 20:12

TeslaTrav wrote:That sir is a Male Mallard. Correctly named "Anas platyrhynchos" of the Anatidae family.

Anas (pronounced Ay-Nus) for short. :)
Thats not a name, thats you being a smartass... :D

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rokit
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Post » 03 Feb 2012, 20:24

You can have the hatted duck for free:

http://imageupload.org/?d=55D719AF1

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Jack
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Post » 03 Feb 2012, 21:31

rokit boy wrote:You can have the hatted duck for free:

http://imageupload.org/?d=55D719AF1
I say!
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cowSheepo
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Post » 03 Feb 2012, 22:01

ah, YOUR duck may have a hat; but mine shall have a hatted hat. and maybe even a hatted hatted hat. That's right. it's getting the valve treatment.

http://www.imageupload.org/?d=B3C783561

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rokit
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Post » 04 Feb 2012, 01:10

Jack wrote:
rokit boy wrote:You can have the hatted duck for free:

http://imageupload.org/?d=55D719AF1
I say!
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Why should I feel like a sir?

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trosh
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Post » 04 Feb 2012, 03:59

Image
The Duck Cap is a trademark of DUCKERS, from mother to daughter
use with caution in a controlled environment

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Kyle Prior
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Post » 05 Feb 2012, 02:02

Pyr0saur wrote:Motherducker.
Gets my vote!

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cowSheepo
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Post » 05 Feb 2012, 21:34

Motherducker has already won. The new challenge is to design motherducker a hat. (like above)

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rokit
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Kyle Prior
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Post » 08 Feb 2012, 19:57

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Post » 09 Feb 2012, 00:03

Kyle Prior wrote:Image
I do believe we have a winner.

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cowSheepo
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Post » 09 Feb 2012, 20:25

that surely is a hatted duck. But why on earth arent both ducks hatted? That my good sir, is clear discrimination towards midget ducks!

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Kyle Prior
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Post » 09 Feb 2012, 21:50

cowheepo wrote:that surely is a hatted duck. But why on earth arent both ducks hatted? That my good sir, is clear discrimination towards midget ducks!
Indubitably. My most sincere apologies, sir.

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cowSheepo
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Post » 10 Feb 2012, 00:04

i cannot quite see my good friend Mr. tiny's hat, but, since you are so clearly aware of the serious discrimination about small ducks and have taken it into account, i shall assume that Mr. tiny is also wearing a tiny hat.

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Kyle Prior
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Post » 10 Feb 2012, 02:05

I can assure you that they are all wearing hats. Each hat wears an ever smaller hat. Times infinity.

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Post » 12 Feb 2012, 02:46

Kyle Prior wrote: Image
DUCKCEPTION

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rokit
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Post » 12 Feb 2012, 06:12

Oh come on my top hatted duck got like 60 downloads!
BTW, lets make the three hatted duck a meme! Somebody got a 4chan account? Post It THERE!!!

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rokit
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Post » 12 Feb 2012, 06:13

Top Hat Duck!!!!!!!
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Post » 12 Feb 2012, 07:32

Jack wrote:Motherfucker Jones
why did you watch that movie?!?

it was terrible!

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Kyle Prior
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Post » 12 Feb 2012, 23:04

rokit boy wrote:Oh come on my top hatted duck got like 60 downloads!
BTW, lets make the three hatted duck a meme! Somebody got a 4chan account? Post It THERE!!!
There's a TrippleHattedDuck user posting in the comments on stabyourself.net already.
http://blog.stabyourself.net/post/17384 ... -435727292

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cowSheepo
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Post » 13 Feb 2012, 00:00

omg! motherducker! he's taken on a life of his own! and the internets! the whole world is at his mercy!


and amazon. that too

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rokit
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Post » 14 Feb 2012, 23:13

Top Hatted duck ftw!

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trosh
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Post » 14 Feb 2012, 23:45

rokit boy wrote:Somebody got a 4chan account? Post It THERE!!!
eh :D hadn't noticed this when it was posted.
"4chan account" ? have you ever even been to that desolate land ? no accounts there. that's why most people post as "anon" (ooooh I just learned something)

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Lawnboy
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Post » 15 Feb 2012, 04:11

Haha that's my stabyourself.net comment! I only did it so I could fit in..... Everyone else was doing it.....

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djmattyg007
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Post » 19 Feb 2012, 12:52

rokit boy wrote:Oh come on my top hatted duck got like 60 downloads!
BTW, lets make the three hatted duck a meme! Somebody got a 4chan account? Post It THERE!!!
You have yet to fail to amuse/horrify me. Keep up the good work.

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Post » 02 Apr 2012, 04:43

So this is where the three hatted duck thing came from... I was trying to find where did it start after I first heard about it in the magical line game. It's pretty funny!

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byrono
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Post » 02 Apr 2012, 20:54

Peeta Mallard

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rokit
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Post » 02 Apr 2012, 20:55

AAANNND another humped thread...

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Lawnboy
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Post » 03 Apr 2012, 00:06

Y U HUMP THREAD WITHOUT NAMING DUCK?