Regret Day Thread (Happyfaces' in June!)

[TurretBot]

The first post is always the most regretful

This is a thread where you don't tell the date of your regret day (my list stays parallel to this list)
but you wish people a happy regret day
and that's pretty much it.
(I guess you could also discuss what you did/what you got/what you plan to do on the unregret day following)

Also, don't feel all regretful or something if I forget to put someone's regret day on the title on that day. I can't possibly be on here every regret day of the year.
Lastly: Correct me on my mistakes.
One more thing: Those who joined first will be listed first on the date.

January
6th- Saso
7th- Trist3D
16th- Vyper
26th- Vakema123

February
2nd- thunderflipper, rokit
3rd- hatninja, Hans1998
5th- Qcode, HowToEatGirafes, 0>0
10th- Jorichi
11th- renhoek
13th- WiloKing, Think_with_Coins
23rd- Shank
25th- SauloFX

March
4th- 4matsy
5th- imaginary cake
7th- WillWare
8th- NightKawata
9th- idiot9.0, Costinteo (no titles anymore)
10th- LightningFire (the one who ninja'd my regret day)
15th- TurretBot
21st- mindnomad, Turtle95
23rd- ChrisGin
28th- Turtley3

April
8th- Flutter Skye
17th- copy

May
1st- BobTheLawyer
3rd- Mariobros2
7th- Assasin-Kiashi, Sergione
10th- MM102
19th- Mariofan064
24th- Gramanaitor
30th- alesan99, FuriousHedgehog

June
1st- HAPPYFACES
3rd- WaryLouka
12th- Bonko
22nd- victinistar

July
1st- B-Man99
2nd- Firaga
13th- JohnHOne
17th- Jackostar10000
19th- MagicPillow
20th- Automatik
22nd- ProfessorPancake

August
19th- Doormat

September
2nd- bubba_nate
8th- OrbitalBlueprint
18th- HugoBDesigner

October
5th- QwertymanO07

November
20th- jwright159

December
I'm staring right back at you, buddy. You couldn't handle this many posts even if you weren't imaginary.
♫ And that's all the months of the year. ♫

[B-Man99]

Every day is my regret day

Also this thread is gold
Actual gold
Au

[Wilo]

turret is humor
this is probably my favorite thread of 2014
happy regret day sašo

[MagicPillow]

happy regret day sašo

January
6th- Saso

[Cake]

You never know where and when I'm watching you Turret.
But I'll always be there.
You're also terrible at smash.

[FuriousTH]

Turret post this
Turret is all
I stand by the genius alesan

[TurretBot]

The Turret year starts on January 6th, the equivalent of December 2nd for us.

It's not my gosh-darn fault nobody registered in December! That is on you. That is on you!
*General you.

[Sašo]

I regret making that post

[Mr.Q.Marx?]

No regrets <3

[HowToEatGirafes]

I regret everyone's regrets

[FuriousTH]

[Trist3D]

That moment when you realize that you're here forever.

[Assasin-Kiashi]

do you regret making a 'that moment when' joke.

[B-Man99]

tfw not se

[FuriousTH]

tfw not se

regrets everyday

[4matsy]

I regret nothing~ :3

~Happy regret days everyone~ ^_^

[MagicPillow]

More accurate version:
Everyday: Everyone

[Wary]

Is this thread even useful?
The birthday thread has an use, whilst I'm not sure of this' one.

[TurretBot]

It was a joke, of course it doesn't really have a use.
But if the others want to post here and use it, then let them.

[Cake]

Woo bumping because I still want to see how far Turret goes with these things.

[TurretBot]

Happy regret day, Saso!

[B-Man99]

Happy regret day Sašo! :D

[MagicPillow]

Have a regretful Regret day, Šâsô!
please don't ban me for this

[HugoBDesigner]

Another day, another regret, eh?

[TurretBot]

Happy regret day, Trist3D! (In my timezone it is 1:30 at least.)

[B-Man99]

Trist3D I can't think of an original joke to put here so I'm just going to acknowledge the fact you're being celebrated in this thread today

[MagicPillow]

Have a regretful regret day, Tregret3D!

[Sergione]

Happy regret Saso and Trist4D

[FuriousTH]

Hb rd trist3d

[Wary]

Happy regret day, Qcode, HowToEatGirafes and 0>0

[FuriousTH]

Happy regret day, Qcode, HowToEatGirafes and 0>0

[B-Man99]

Happy Qcode day, @regrets!

[HAPPYFACES]

What. Did I miss something? Can someone fill me in? Happy regret day, to whoever's regret day will be, I guess...

[jwright159]

Why am I bolded? Wait, I think I know! It's because I am either the most regretful user on here, or because everyone regrets knowing me! Right?

[Jorichi]

Why am I bolded? Wait, I think I know! It's because I am either the most regretful user on here, or because everyone regrets knowing me! Right?

It's because turret is too lazy to keep his mainpost up to date.

Also, I still don't get what this is even supposed to be...

[jwright159]

Nothing. It's not supposed to be anything.

[TurretBot]

Also, I still don't get what this is even supposed to be...

It's the day you joined the forum.

[HugoBDesigner]

Better explanation: like in the Birthday Thread, the name of the current birth/regret day is bolted in the main post. But it's usually updated. Not in this case though, it seems...

[Jorichi]

Also, I still don't get what this is even supposed to be...

It's the day you joined the forum.

Oh. For me it says I joined the 11th, so that's probably why I couldn't make that connections. Damn those timezones.

[renhoek]

Better explanation: like in the Birthday Thread, the name of the current birth/regret day is bolted in the main post. But it's usually updated. Not in this case though, it seems...

The birthday thread also only adds people who give their consent to be in there. (from what I can tell at least)


This thread's basically just an excuse to spam at this point, Turret you probably won't give two fucks about what I say but you really have to understand that there are genuine people here who want to have a real conversation and you responding to everyone saying "it's what the thread is" or "there's no reason" you're basically punching them in the face.
(and can people seriously stop making threads when someone says not to/see a funny post, It's never been funny and you're an asshole for doing it.)

[B-Man99]

The birthday thread also only adds people who give their consent to be in there.

There still isn't an obligation to reply to this thread if you don't like it / find it funny

This thread's basically just an excuse to spam at this point

It looks like everyone here is talking and making joke from what I can see

Turret you probably won't give two fucks about what I say

That was definitely necessary for your argument and helped make this a discussion and not an absurd confrontation

but you really have to understand that there are genuine people here who want to have a real conversation and you responding to everyone saying "it's what the thread is" or "there's no reason" you're basically punching them in the face.

Of course Turret must be doing this. There's no other way. The countless other people who have participated in this thread were delusional you are absolutely correct in all of this Turret is actually the one responding to "everyone"

It was a joke, of course it doesn't really have a use.
But if the others want to post here and use it, then let them.

After this, people decided to post and use the thread. And then oh my goodness Turret wished someone a happy regret day along with several other people who did, and then ANSWERED SOMEONE'S QUESTION! How TERRIBLE!

It's never been funny

Of course this is your opinion and the rest of us that find it funny are completely irrelevant?

and you're an asshole for doing it.

There goes any credibility you might have had about "genuine people here who want to have a real conversation"
Calling someone an asshole for making a thread on a forum out of lighthearted humor that several others have contributed to
Are we all assholes too?
Hate to break it to you but genuine people who want to have real conversations don't act this confrontational and I highly doubt that many of them would care about a thread that many people are participating in just because they don't particularly find it useful
I'm going to wish you a happy regret day early and say that I hope you can find a way to not actually regret it because your posts as of late have suggested that you do (negative and often mentioning disdain of the majority of us)

[TurretBot]

Believe it or not I don't need B-Man to come to the rescue and save me, because I do care about what Renhoek says despite what he thinks:

The birthday thread also only adds people who give their consent to be in there.

Note to self: Nobody should ever include Renhoek in anything because he's stingy/hates fads.
Maybe I should pull a The Christmas Carol on him or something, he needs to lighten up.

This thread's basically just an excuse to spam at this point

Right, because there's definitely spam in this thread anywhere in the slightest.

Turret you probably won't give two fucks about what I say

Well, if you believe that I'm not going to do care about what you say, then I guess I don't have to because you won't think any different?

but you really have to understand that there are genuine people here who want to have a real conversation and you responding to everyone saying "it's what the thread is" or "there's no reason" you're basically punching them in the face.

The real problem is that YES I AM FUCKING AWARE THAT THIS PLACE IS A FORUM WHERE WE GET IN SERIOUS DISCUSSIONS. EDIT:  By the way this sentence was going to end differently. That's why there was a "not" there. Removed it. 
This forum tends to also have some not-so-serious discussions. And this thread is another one, and if you don't like that it's fine. But just because I made one doesn't mean I still have no idea about the balance of jokes and serious and everything I do is for the humor.
Regardless. People who want a serious discussion will see that this is a joke thread from a mile away, no, 7 lightyears away. Who the hell expects a serious discussion in a thread named "Regret Day Thread"?
Name one of the "genuine people here who want to have a real conversation." Is Jorichi on this list perhaps?

Also, I still don't get what this is even supposed to be...

It's the day you joined the forum.

Oh. For me it says I joined the 11th, so that's probably why I couldn't make that connections. Damn those timezones.

So either this isn't a "real conversation" that Jorichi "genuinely wanted to have," or Jorichi is smart enough to see a joke that he doesn't even get himself?

It's never been funny

Right, because the fact that I found it funny when I made the thread doesn't matter either, it's never been funny.
Correction: "It's never been funny to me"

and you're an asshole for doing it.

*sigh*

[Jorichi]

I got the joke as soon as I made the connection to the join dates.
It might not be my kind of humor to make a topic out of it, but that's not a reason to kill the fun for someone else.
This could be a nice opportunity for the community to come together and do something nice for each other in my opinion...
Something I don't see nearly enough as the bashing others for having a different opinion.

[LightningFire]

This could of have just been a normal thread about celebrating join dates, with a joke title based on that one post that Sašo made.
Actually why don't we all just do that, if it isn't already

[B-Man99]

I was 90% sure that's what it was
So yeah

[Squidish]

Pardon me, but I fail to see how Turret's an asshole for making a thread.

[FuriousTH]

Pardon me, but I fail to see how Turret's an asshole for making a thread.

You say that because you're not on the Regret Day list right?

[renhoek]

You guys know I wasn't trying to call Turret an asshole or unfunny right?
I was talking about people who do that in general, It's why I put it in brackets.

Also Turret thanks for making a proper response to what I was saying, I suppose I was being a little to harsh about this and that there's no real harm in this, I just get upset when I see something that doesn't have a proper purpose for existing but you seem to know what you're doing here so I won't complain.

And it's become clear to me at this point that the kind of things I want to talk about aren't really going to happen here and that when I try to bring up some of the issues I have here there's a lot of drama that comes out of it.
So I think I'm just going to find a different forum where I can do that. Have a good regret day to whoevers day is coming up or what ever it is you're meant to do on that day.

[Sašo]

The reason I called it regret day (and by called it I mean suggested and it sorta stuck) is and also the reason why I shot down the suggestion of forum members having a name (Stabyourselfies or something stupid) is because I don't want people to go anywhere and talk about the forum, or to celebrate just the fact that they're a part of something. As stupid as it might sound, it keeps everyone a bit grounded. To me, website elitism is one of the more annoying traits people can have so I try to prevent it.

The point is that you don't think "woo so awesome" but "coming here might've been a bad idea" and then hopefully answer "nah it's fine".

In theory. I can see renhoek is already having some regrets so that's a success! I think.

[TurretBot]

Happy regret day, 4matsy