Cookie Clicker Thread

[Automatik]

News: Orteil is gonna implement dungeons into the game, there's a preview here : http://orteil.dashnet.org/experiments/dungeongenerator/

[Shadowlord]

Sooo did anyone notice the new antimatter condenser?

[HansAgain]

Sooo did anyone notice the new antimatter condenser?

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
now I have 50.
And i'm at 2,165,032,424.5 cps. RIGHT NOW!

[Shadowlord]

Ha I'm at 3,383,441,736.9!

[TurretBot]

GRANDMAPACOLYPSE!!!!!!! D:

[Firaga]

Standing at:
In Bank : 869,618,811,526,859,800
CpS : 4,319,311,628,016.2 (thanks to the new Heavenly Chips)

[Shadowlord]

Holy Sh*t!
*worships

But seriously how were you able to get that much?

[HansAgain]

I just found this:

[Shadowlord]

My guess is that its something new to buy and a grandma to go along with it.

[HansAgain]

My guess is that its something new to buy and a grandma to go along with it.

Wrong, i found them with the name "mysteriousHero.png" and "mysteriousOpponent.png".
My guess is that those images are related with dungeons.

[Chippy348]

Standing at:
In Bank : 869,618,811,526,859,800
CpS : 4,319,311,628,016.2 (thanks to the new Heavenly Chips)

I'm waiting for more features before resetting the game cause it just seems too risky at this point
But still
Baked (all time): 1,812,299,440,35,3680
CpS: 4,435,424,926.1

[OrbitalBlueprint]

Oh my god, this game is addictive. I'm pretty sure I got at least one other guy at school to play it.
I currently have ~10M CPS and am working on getting my second antimatter condenser. Orteil has took my life.

[TripleXero]

I restarted about a week ago after having you delete it all, now at 1.666 billion per second

[Firaga]

Everyone I am your god.

[Shadowlord]

Wow I only started 20 days ago. How are you so far ahead of me?

[Firaga]

Wow I only started 20 days ago. How are you so far ahead of me?

Resetting your game gives you Heavenly chips.
Depending on how many cookies are in the bank you reset with, is how many you get. Each Chip is worth +2% Cookies per Seconds.

[Costinteo]

Everyone I am your god.

I think not!

[Automatik]

You cheated.
8e,+68 is 800,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.
Assuming that you had that much Cps during your 26 days(Which isn't possible, since you probably didn't buy anything), and that you had frenzy 100% of the time(Which isn't possible):
33704505673.8 * 60 * 60 * 24 * 26 = 7.6e+16 or 76,000,000,000,000,000
...Yes, I was bored. :)

[Costinteo]

I did cheat yes, that was only a joke.

[TurretBot]

[Automatik]

Hey, I just found a great way to make the game less CPU-hungry.
Enter into the address bar:

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javascript:(function(){Game.fps = 5})()

(Default FPS is 30)

[BobTheLawyer]

This is even cooler:

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javascript:(function(){Game.fps = 0})()

Gives you NaN cookies (infinite) and the News spazzes out.

EDIT: It refuses to reset my game now.

[Automatik]

With

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javascript:(function(){Game.fps = -5})()

, The game don't stop saving, and you lose cookies at a very fast rate.

[Flutter Skye]

This game is addicting.
I stopped playing it, and now i play it again.
I'm just gonna say it.

[TurretBot]

I'M CRAZY ENOUGH TO PLAY THIS WITH JUST MY CURSOR!

[Chippy348]

Oh wow I just noticed that I was totally playing the game the way it wasn't meant to be played
I mean it's called Cookies Clicker, not Cookies Waiter (lol) or something. And all I did was waiting for the cookies to generate itself.

[TheJonyMyster]

how did he get permad by this post
was he a wary alt

[Automatik]

I'M CRAZY ENOUGH TO PLAY THIS WITH JUST MY CURSOR!

FYI, there is two hidden achievement, "Neverclick", which you get if you win 1,000,000 cookies without clicking the cookie more than 15 times, and "True Neverclick", which you get if you win 1,000,000 cookies without clicking the cookie.
(You have to click on the golden cookies)
Source

[BobTheLawyer]

There is another way to get those achievements. Cheats.

[B-Man99]

Might as well put this here even though I stopped playing a few days ago since I got bored at this point

Cookies in bank :
Well over a googol (10^100)
Cookies baked (all time) :
Well over a googol (10^100)
Cookies forfitted by resetting: Like 10^40, only reset 3 times by the way
Game started:
I stopped playing after 5, it's been two days
Buildings owned :
Exactly 2000 (400 antimatter condensers, 200 of everything else  except grandmas, having none eliminates the Grandmapocalypse 
Cookies per second :
Approximately 1.8 quadrillion times 10^26, heavenly chip multiplier of about 5,000,000,000,000,000,000%
Cookies per click :
Approximately 7.4 quadrillion times 10^24
...
Heavenly Chips: About 45000000000000000
Milk: 352% Raspberry Milk
Upgrades: All of them, no cheating involved
Achievements: All of them, including the three shadow achievements you can get without cheating. I heard there was one more but you have to cheat to get it. I could probably figure out how but I don't want to ruin my stats if it does something weird 'cause I cheated.

Jeez don't you wish you could just copy and paste this stuff? At least on my computer you can't... :(
And no, this wasn't my first try at it either. I played a bit before and just deleted ALL my stats so I didn't include that in the day count. I'm probably off a bit, it's really hard reading the long numbers with the e,+ 's and all that, with them changing constantly and stuff.

.

...
lol

[Cake]

I just played the game for the first time yesterday.
And now it'll be on my eternally on computer for a week.
(I forgot the stats.)

[Cake]

Darn it, my army of 100 grandmas and a bingo/research facility will automatically bring the gradmapocalypse, won't it?

[B-Man99]

Darn it, my army of 100 grandmas and a bingo/research facility will automatically bring the gradmapocalypse, won't it?

 You can just sell all your grandmas. You get an achievement for it too, you cruel grandma-selling corrupt money maker you :D 

[Cake]

I don't have access my computer until the week is over.

[Automatik]

Darn it, my army of 100 grandmas and a bingo/research facility will automatically bring the gradmapocalypse, won't it?

No, you have to buy the "One Mind" upgrade to get it

[Bonko]

Darn it, my army of 100 grandmas and a bingo/research facility will automatically bring the gradmapocalypse, won't it?

 You can just sell all your grandmas. You get an achievement for it too, you cruel grandma-selling corrupt money maker you :D 

Lol, i sold my first grandma and got the achievement back when i started the game.

[B-Man99]

Yeah me too, wasn't sure if imaginary knew though

[Cake]

I thought the bingo/research facility automatically got the upgrades for you?

[TurretBot]

No it just unlocks them.

[Automatik]

So I decided to reset:

Cookies forfeited by resetting : 3,497,734,205,443,705

B)
I'm gonna try to get "true neverclick"

[Cake]

The results of a week-long constant on computer at 3.8 billion cookies per second results will come tomorrow afternoon!

[Camewel]

It should be about 2.3 quadrillion cookies.

[Cake]

I had no idea how many cookies I was making.

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[rokit]

so i started about an hour ago and have 41k cookies per second. i estimate that tomorrow i will have 1 mil cps.

edit: WOW I JUST CLICKED A GOLDEN COOKIE AN GGOT 400 CPS ....for a couple of seconds... 60k

edit2: couple of mins later im at 100k

edit3: 300k

edit4: 420k

edit5: 911k

edit6: 1mil wooo only took 6 edits

edit7: 2 mil

edit8: 5 mil

edit9: 10 mil

edit10: 20 mil

edit11: 40 mil

edit12: 50 mil

[weee50]

Achievements: All of them, including the three shadow achievements you can get without cheating. I heard there was one more but you have to cheat to get it. I could probably figure out how but I don't want to ruin my stats if it does something weird 'cause I cheated.

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javascript: Game.Win ('Cheated cookies taste awful')

I tested it, no wierdness at all!

[TurretBot]

EDIT: holy crap I just realized this

[rokit]

EDIT: holy crap I just realized this

these are just otmeal rasin cookies reskinned

[TurretBot]

these are just otmeal rasin cookies reskinned

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/M ... ainObvious

[ChrisGin]

That link is about Captain Obvious... and by the way a friend told me the game resets every sunday, is that true?

[Automatik]

by the way a friend told me the game resets every sunday, is that true?

No why would he reset games on sunday?
Maybe his save cookie expired