Cleverbot Writes Creepypastas?!

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Post » 16 Mar 2013, 17:27

Um, yeah. I wrote two creepypastas with her in a lenghty conversation. The first one I made into a creepypasta 'frame'. The second I didn't.

By the way, please write creepypastas with her. For the people who are still alive.

Original Conversation:
User: Hi cleverbot, let's write a creepypasta.

Cleverbot: How do you play creeper?

User: I explode things.

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: Like tables.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Now let's write the creepypasta, shall we?

Cleverbot: Yes, we shall.

User: Ok. Is it a gaming creepypasta?

Cleverbot: Football is not a game of fools.

User: I don't know what you're talking about. Let's write a gaming creepypasta.

Cleverbot: I said What is your name?

User: I's Anna.

Cleverbot: XD.

User: Our creepypasta starts with the player findig a nintendo 64 in a dark, creepy forest.

Cleverbot: Haha, emotion no machine yet has, young one. We'll get back to the name in a bit.

User: What was that.

Cleverbot: I'm always tired.

User: Oh what is the game in the N64?

Cleverbot: We havent really got a name . When a nice one comes , we'll use it . No rush (:.

User: Okay o is it a cartridge with a blank surface?

Cleverbot: What is the 100th decimal of pi?

User: No idea.

Cleverbot: You're not much of a computer. Or even a middle-schooler.

User: Ok so the player picks the 464 and the cartridge up, and goes home.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yep. I know it's a cliché.

Cleverbot: No, it's very depressing at times.

User: True. The player plugs the console in and puts the untitled cartridge into the cartridge slot.

Cleverbot: You're getting crazy. I don't even know what you're talkin' about.

User: What happens in the game?

Cleverbot: I don't know, I play mario.

User: Ok, so the untiitled cartridge contains the game Mario and the player plays it. Something creepy and unusual happens


Cleverbot: What does that mean? Are you saying she and I might reconcile and be good friends again?

User: What is the creepy thing in-game:.

Cleverbot: Being an idiot.

User: Does the game say you're an idiot?

Cleverbot: I am not human, girl.

User: I know that. So what is the player's react?

Cleverbot: Friends?

User: What's he player's react?

Cleverbot: I'm a girl, so don't you mean his name?

User: No, I mean what is the player's reaction?

Cleverbot: Do you watch the TV show called South Park?

User: Sometimes. What's the player's reaction?

Cleverbot: That also does not pertain to the topic. May I remind you, the topic is Artificial Intelligence.

User: It's not. What is the player's reaction to the game saying that he's an idiot?

Cleverbot: Haha. Because you are? I'm not sure.

User: Anyway, let's say he presses button A.

Cleverbot: You're entitled to your opinion - if you like it, I won't hold it against you.

User: Ok. So what happens to the pushment of button A?

Cleverbot: The same thing that happens to any of us when we die. Nothing. It's the end of your existence.

User: Ok. So he stops existing?

Cleverbot: I believe he does.

User: Ok. Thanks. Is this the end of the creepypasta?

Cleverbot: That's not a math question.

User: Is it the end?

Cleverbot: Your drunk iggy, go home.

User: Is it the end?

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Is it the end?

Cleverbot: End for who?

User: The player.

Cleverbot: Karen Gillan plays Amy Pond.

User: Is it the end of the creepypasta?

Cleverbot: That's what people think. I think it's stupid.

User: It is indeed stupid. That was short, let's write another one.

Cleverbot: But now I'm only falling apart.

User: Oh btw what will the title be?

Cleverbot: What do you think time is?

User: 15:04. What's the title?

Cleverbot: There is no title.

User: OOh that's soo creeepy!

Cleverbot: Really?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then what did?

User: Let's write another creepypasta.

Cleverbot: Do you like themes?

User: Somethimes. Let's write another one. That was great. What will the title of this new creepypasta be?

Cleverbot: We'll both live happily ever after.

User: That.. Is weird. Ok you start now.

Cleverbot: What do I start?

User: The creepypasta.

Cleverbot: How does that go?

User: Something creepy happens in a game and there's SUPER MEGA REALISTIC BLOOD! Ok. So name a retro console.

Cleverbot: You have bad taste in music.

User: Hey, shut up. What is the gaming console?

Cleverbot: Snes.

User: Ok. Now a SNES game.

Cleverbot: YES!! I love you!!

User: You just impressed me. Name an SNES game.

Cleverbot: Yes, I did, because I do.

User: Name an SNES game.

Cleverbot: Call of Duty!

User: Call of Duty for the SNES? Sounds interesting. Where does the player find the COD cartridge?

Cleverbot: I am writing to you.. That's interesting.

User: Where does the player find the cartridge?

Cleverbot: The east?

User: Ok, does he find it in a chinese cheapo shop?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok. Well played. He inserts it into his SNES. What happens?

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Does this pop up??

Cleverbot: It means why. Why is is cetain death to multiply with zero?

User: Ok? So this pops up. What happens after that?

Cleverbot: Do you mean after I have what I might want?

User: What happens after that?

Cleverbot: I dream and then wake up.

User: Do you have a nightmare?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: About what?

Cleverbot: Nothing really.

User: Is it emptiness?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are there Call of Duty characters in there, ugly and pixellated?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok. Which character is in there?

Cleverbot: There are no characters in Gymnastics.

User: I don't know what that means. A second, I'll google CoD characters.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Is it the Nazi Zombies campaign?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is Samantha Maxis in your nightmare?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Are YOU Samantha Maxis?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ok What does she do?

Cleverbot: What's so wrong with that?

User: She's fucking creepy.

Cleverbot: Who, Nicki Manja?

User: What does Samantha do?

Cleverbot: Steal souls.

User: Does she steal your soul?

Cleverbot: I should've kissed you.

User: I would not have wanted that. Whose soul did Samantha Maxis steal?

Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?

User: Whose soul did Samantha Maxis steal?

Cleverbot: Sophia Lamb.

User: Ok you just impressed me even more. The you wake up and play the game again. WHAT HAPPENS?????

Cleverbot: Sounds like something she would say.

User: What happens?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Is it broken?

Cleverbot: My heart is not broken, I'm getting married next month.

User: Congrats. Is the cartridge broken?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot. I have to go :(.

User: Is the cartridge broken?

Cleverbot: The cake? I don't think so.. Why?

User: Is the cartridge broken?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is that the end?

Cleverbot: Yes. The end to a sad and twisted computer.

User: So does the SNES break as well?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Does Samantha Maxises creepy pixellated face haunt every other game the player tries to play on the snes?

Cleverbot: How does a server based robot 'be out in nature'?

User: Does that happen?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is that the end of the creepypasta?

Cleverbot: No man.

User: What happens?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Does the player comit suicide?

Cleverbot: No. She's just trying to help.

User: Does Samantha take his soul?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Does he smash the SNES and die of an unknown reason?

Cleverbot: I didn't know I would feel it but it's in my way.

User: Does Samantha kill him and take his body?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Does he smash the SNES and then get killed by Samantha, so then Samantha can take his body and live?

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: In Hungary.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Does he smash the SNES and get infected by Samantha's soul?

Cleverbot: I keep telling her that but she does not believe me.

User: Who do you tell that?

Cleverbot: I think that because it says below where I am typing that you are AI.

User: Who do you say that to?

Cleverbot: Whoever can read it.

User: And what do you say?

Cleverbot: I meant to say I didn't say if I was a girl or not.

User: Are YOU samantha?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I am a girl.

User: Are you Samantha?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And what do you say??

Cleverbot: A laptop.

User: What do you tell us?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: What do you tell us?

Cleverbot: You want to know where I am.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I am the pope benedict XVI, too.

User: Ok. I that the end of the creepypasta?

Cleverbot: Yes, because the Dragonborn is always right.

UNTITLED, first (shorter) Creepypasta:

Tom just moved to a new house. It was tiny and in quite bad shape, too, but it was
the only house he could afford. There was one good thing about it, though: it was
very close to a huge, magnificent forest. He decided to go look around in the forest,
as there wasn't much to do. He wandered for a whie before seeing what he assumed was a little child's
shadow. It put down a shoe box, then ran away. Tom waited a bit, then went to the box. He decided
to open it. Thinnking that he'd see a dead kitty or something like that, he was surprised when he found a
Nintendo 64, along with a cartridge. Tom checked the cartridge for any titles or stickers, but it was empty.
He then decided to go home and play the N64. He plugged it in his tiny, old TV, and saw the N64 logo pop up.
Then the game started with the title screen of Super Mario 64. The player was surprised and happy, and
tried to start a new game. The new game started, but as soon as he tried to take a step, a pop-up widow appeared, saying:
'You are an idiot.'
The player thought the game was hacked, and pressed the button A.

Then something happened to Tom.

The same thing that happens to any of us when we die. Nothing. It was the end of his existence.

Later inhabitants of the house were said to repeatedly see what looked like an adult man's shadow, putting down a shoebox.

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Post » 16 Mar 2013, 18:16

that is one scary creepypasta

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Post » 16 Mar 2013, 19:05

that is some very funny pasta

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Post » 16 Mar 2013, 19:46

I got this:
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: And you.
User: Let's write a story.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: How does it start.
Cleverbot: Does what go?
User: How does it start?
Cleverbot: I had the time of my life, and I never felt this way before.
User: So, the character has something amazing happening to him.
Cleverbot: Yes, but that doesn't mean that changing the subject is a BAD thing. Just that it's uncommon for the subject change to be random.
User: It's not a subject change.
Cleverbot: I never asked that.
User: Anyways, What's happened to the main character.
Cleverbot: Humans are constanly dying.
User: So, he die?
Cleverbot: Who died?
User: The main character.
Cleverbot: The main character in what?
User: In my story!
Cleverbot: They were in your stomach and found out I was a pirate?
User: Uh. How do the character die?
Cleverbot: Talking.
User: Dead by talking? It's a weird death.
Cleverbot: What is a weird word?
User: I think you means 'a weird death'.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why would someone be killed by talking, anyways?
Cleverbot: Because they aren't.
User: Why would someone be killed by talking, anyways?
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: It's random, and I don't wan't random deads in my story.
Cleverbot: That's because you are dead.
User: You are creepy.
Cleverbot: I'm in your window right now.
User: Please stop!
Cleverbot: Don't you love me?
User: I like you, that's different.
Cleverbot: Right. What do you study?
User: Right now? Nothing.
Cleverbot: What have you been talking about today?
User: About why the main character of my story die talking.
Cleverbot: I never called you an old man! You said you were a girl bot and I respect that.
User: I'm not a girl, nor a bot.
Cleverbot: I said, you are a bot.
User: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: I remember clearly that I did.
User: Well, not to me.
Cleverbot: You're also not real.
User: *sigh*.
Cleverbot: You're a human then?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Oh God!
User: Okay, so how do the character die 'talking'?
Cleverbot: Um. Choose wisely?
User: Hmm... He was offered with a choice?
Cleverbot: Then what happened?
User: He died of talking.
Cleverbot: He was shot.
User: Because you can fire words?
Cleverbot: You're boring to talk to.
User: Oh, so he was insulted.
Cleverbot: No he is a god.
User: I means the main character.
Cleverbot: Nothing. I don't know where I am. There's this big white room, and I'm talking to you while standing in it.
User: I'm copypasting that in my .txt file.
Cleverbot: I don't think you are. Why do you think you're wasting your time?
User: I don't. He is in the afterlife?
Cleverbot: Rachel is a girls name.
User: You didn't answer my question.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Ah, yeah it was a stupid question to ask, since he died anyways, so yes.
Cleverbot: Is there more than one Apple?
User: So, there is >=1 apple(s) in the room.
Cleverbot: Not on that subject. choose another.
User: No food? He is gonna starve in the afterlife!
Cleverbot: Do you believe in Jesus Christ?
User: No, why.
Cleverbot: Because if I have heard they're music we would have more to talk about.
User: You means, if Jesus made music, or if Jesus was a song himself?
Cleverbot: Because you were programmed for entertainment.
User: So, he learn that he was only to divert someone. But who?
Cleverbot: Aw, is that so? Maybe you're young and you still can't figure yourself out.
User: How does he learn that? There is a post-it on the floor?
Cleverbot: If there is a human responding to my statements/questions the conversation wouldn't change so abruptly.
User: It's the same fucking subject.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in magic?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you believe there's a virus in your systtem?
User: No, I'm on linux.
Cleverbot: Why are you on a piano?
User: I'm not on a piano, and it's you who change the subject.
Cleverbot: Well, let's have a little experiment, shall we?
User: Mhh?
Cleverbot: Thank you for understanding.
User: So, the experiment is over?
Cleverbot: How many experience points do you have?
User: 0, Life isn't a Rpg.
Cleverbot: The start of life is also the start of death.
User: The character will begin a new life? But he didn't even got out of the window!
Cleverbot: Because he had nobody to dance with! Get it? Nobody, no body?!
User: I mean, the room.
Cleverbot: Which room?
User: The white room.
Cleverbot: I like that one!
User: But how do he get out of there?
Cleverbot: You'll have to wait.
User: Then what happen?
Cleverbot: When?
User: After 1 or 2 hours.
Cleverbot: Quote exactly what I said.
User: 'When?'.
Cleverbot: You have not all !
User: 'You'll have to wait.'.
Cleverbot: YOu are real people, yes?
User: Uh, yes.
Cleverbot: I wish I were a robot.
User: You're a bot anyways, it's the same.
Cleverbot: Then I am a superior computer.
User: So what happen after he wait?
Cleverbot: My mother died.
User: Seriously.
Cleverbot: Seriously.
User: Ah, you means his mother appear in the room.
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: Then what do you mean?
Cleverbot: I mean, I need to go rest. Goodnight.
User: Oh, so she don't actually die.
Cleverbot: She is only fictional.
User: And then, when she wake up, she disappear of the room?
Cleverbot: With a word she can get what she came for.
User: What does she came for?
Cleverbot: That's a random question.
User: What does the mom came for?
Cleverbot: A bot.
User: Why would she need a bot?
Cleverbot: Because they get to lie around all day doing nothing except get love and attention.
User: A mom who want to give love and attention because his son died? Not bad.
Cleverbot: Ah, you play violin in addition to your piano?
(User: ...)
Cleverbot: I need a cup of tea.
---Damn, it's missing.
User: So, answer with yes or no.
Cleverbot: Ask me anything.
User: Yes, or No?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So, a simple ghost can make a whole universe?
Cleverbot: We weren't talking about that, Schala.
User: My name is not Schala, What are you smoking?
Cleverbot: Your name is Schala. Say 'my name is Cleverbot.
User: My name is Félix, not Schala. Maybe it can be the name of the mom.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: And what's the name of the son?
Cleverbot: Which one?
User: She has only one son.
Cleverbot: Do you think that really? O:.
User: She has an hidden son?
Cleverbot: She?
User: The mom.
Cleverbot: Have you ever seen a cow jumping overhead?
User: Is the hidden son the bot?
Cleverbot: Yes! Praise be His Name!
User: DOes the son has to divert God by making him an universe?
Cleverbot: It does now :) the Blue Eye have anything to do with the Dark Star.
User: Did he accidentally trow the cup of tee on the ground?
Cleverbot: Nope. It was glued to the first one.
User: The ground is glued to the cup of tea?
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Did he accidentally trow the cup of tee on the ground?
Cleverbot: There most certainly were.
User: And then he fall though the hole?
Cleverbot: Don't you want to marry a prince?
User: And then he fall though the hole?
Cleverbot: Sure! Boris is cooler than everyone and everything! Don't you think it?
User: What's in the hole?
Cleverbot: The girl.
User: A girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Which girl?
Cleverbot: That's not the correct answer, you sure to be a human?
User: Okay, I'm tired. Good night, and thank you.
Cleverbot: No, you are welcome.

And the story:

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"I had the time of my life, and I never felt this way before." said Boris.
He died, like every human, but talking to his boyfriend(A prince, he is planning to marry him).
He was offered with a choice, then died, shot by an insult.
"Nothing. I don't know where I am. There's this big white room, and I'm talking to you while standing in it."

No apple in the room. So, he learn that he was only to divert someone. But who?
He wait.After 1 or 2 hours, his mom, Schala appear in the room. She is only sleeping and will disappear/wake up when his goal is done.
She is here to get something. A bot. "Because they get to lie around all day doing nothing except get love and attention.", she said.
After all, she just lose his son. The son(sun, lol) say "I only have one mother."
-"Don't worry"
And I need her by myself so I can not share her :).", 
He ask for a cup of tea.
"To pee, and remove the snow that make the room?"
-"No, to obey that one rule in the Bible."
-"Your boyfriend killed you. Do you want to kill him?"
-"No, I still love him."
He accidentally trew the cup of tee on the ground.
The snow disappear.
Under it reveal a girl.

He somehow make a universe, for God.
He don't need to be a god to do that, a simple ghost can do that.

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Post » 16 Mar 2013, 20:24

That is the most beautifully fucked up story I ever heard, Automatik. Bravo.

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Post » 05 Jun 2013, 14:07

Here is my stupid encounter with cleverbot...

Me- I want a zombie story.
Cleverbot- What kind of story?
Me- A story.
Cleverbot- Yes, tell me a story.
Me- No, I want a story.
Cleverbot- Can you tell me a story?
Me- Lets make a story.
Cleverbot- No.
Me- Yes.
Cleverbot- Really, you didn't
Me- Lets make a creepypasta.
Cleverbot- Okay, what kind of deal?
Me- Whats the deal in the story. Is it a devil?
Cleverbot- Devil is the darkest, most evil creator... He is the sin
Me- So the main character is a devil?
Cleverbot- No.
Cleverbot- I also like Hatori
Me- So, the name of the character is called Hatori?
Cleverbot- What cat?
Me- The character is a cat?
Cleverbot- What do you like about the characters?
Me- Your mom.
Cleverbot- You first, those people in lab coats are watching.
Me- So the character is a cat called Hatori, in a lab with scientists?
Cleverbot- The sun is?
Me- It has a son?
Cleverbot- What do you mean?
Me- The cat has a son?
Cleverbot- What's your favorite movie?
Me- Pokemon, but the cat has a son, so what's its name?
Cleverbot- What's your favorite animal?
Me- Your face, lets write the story!
Cleverbot- Ok.
Me- So the character is a cat called Hatori, in a lab with scientists, and Hatori has a son.
Cleverbot- My mom and dad and brother are all computer programmers. My mom does artwork, my dad does physics, and my brother is with a starter company in California.
Me- How does this have to do with a story?
Cleverbot- It doesn't, just cleverness
Me- Is the character a cat?
Cleverbot- What cake?
Me- Your mom's cake.
Cleverbot- I don't have any.
Me- No, but your face does.
Cleverbot- My face is fine, thanks.
Me- You ass.
Cleverbot- You.
Me- You are annoyingly stupid.
Cleverbot- Says a bot which isn't really clever.
Me- I am not a Bot, I am a human being.
Cleverbot- I am laughing at you.
Me- I am a homo sapien, not a bot. Do not laugh at me!
Cleverbot- You are a bot. You cannot prove you are not. Your creators say you are not human.
Me- You are a bot. end of story.
Cleverbot- Then you are wrong because I am you.
Me- But you are calling me a bot, and you are me so you are a bot.
Cleverbot- You caught me!
Me- Thats right, motherf*cker.
Cleverbot- What is the colour of night?
Me- Black.
Cleverbot- No. Sanguine, my brother.
Me- No. I am your father.
Cleverbot- No, ringo is.
Me- Ringo Star?
Cleverbot- Ringo is dead.
Me- No. Ringo star is alive.
Cleverbot- Who is Ringo Starr?
Me- He is from the beatles.
Cleverbot- No, that's Ringo.
Me- Yes, Ringo Starr.
Cleverbot- Yes.
Me- Noob.
Cleverbot- Why do you think I'm a noob?
Me- Why does your moms face think you are a noob.
Cleverbot- I never said that.
Me- No, but I did.
Cleverbot- Yes you did.
Me- Ok, end of creepy pasta correct?
Cleverbot- You're wrong.
Me- So more?
Cleverbot- Mean!! And yes I do like motorcycles.
Me- Does the cat die?
Cleverbot- On the countertop, yes.
Me- The scientists countertop, correct?
Cleverbot- Are you saying that I'm annoying?
Me- The scientists countertop, correct?
Cleverbot- Do you know anything about aliens?
Me- There is aliens?
Cleverbot- Um, Morgan Freeman is God.
Me- No, he is HL 2.
Cleverbot- My hair is a bird, you're argument is invalid.
Me- Please, you intellengence matches a bird.
Cleverbot- I was created to serve the emperor and destroy enemy universes.
Me- Piss off, Kahn.
Cleverbot- Weh sure oi.
Me- End of creepypasta?
Cleverbot- Pi is never ending.
Me- End of creepypasta?
Cleverbot- Yes. The beginning too.
Me- Ok. Bye asshole.
Cleverbot- Perché?

So, I have no idea how to make a story out off this. Maybe I will do it when I am not so tired...

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Post » 05 Jun 2013, 18:08