Stupid Youtube Comments

[LightningFire]

Post stupid youtube comments you have encountered.
Here's mine:

[Flutter Skye]

[Lawnboy]

Devin Townsend. He write "City"

[renhoek]

You don't need a thread for this just watch any you tube video and read a comment.

First!!!!!
some one who thinks they're cool, but are really really stupid.

[RWLabs]

[Insert dumbass PewDiePie 10 year-old fan/faggot who bitches on other people's channels.]

[Polybius]

[Insert dumbass PewDiePie 10 year-old fan/faggot who bitches on other people's channels.]

true story :/ , I`ve had a first hand experience with those fuckers, I try to make a decent video, then they say i copied Pewdie or such, then they just hate and shit. my channel cant get anywhere with that. :/
sorry for rambling.

[FaycalMenouar]

Thumbs up if you watching this in 2012 ! -_-'

[renhoek]

Thumbs up if you watching this in 2012 ! -_-'

can someone please tell me why this is normally a top comment in some videos?

[Chippy348]

Thumbs up if you watching this in 2012 ! -_-'

can someone please tell me why this is normally a top comment in some videos?

Because there are tons of idiot people which are new to teh internet

[FaycalMenouar]

Also ,
i find this video hard to masturbate to
i have the weirdest boner right now ?

wait what ?? srsly ? ukhh -_-'

[RWLabs]

I hate this kind of bullsh*t.

LIKE IF [insert obvious crap]!

They can be used wisely, to give advice to the Youtube Partner about what video to post next (eg. Like if you want him to do ______). But most of the time they're just thumbwhoring.

[renhoek]

I hate this kind of bullsh*t.

LIKE IF [insert obvious crap]!

They can be used wisely, to give advice to the Youtube Partner about what video to post next (eg. Like if you want him to do ______). But most of the time they're just thumbwhoring.

and saying "thumbs up if you hate thumb whores" isn't an excuse, seriously the comments are meant to be commentating about the video not something trivial.

[FaycalMenouar]

if only we were to make money each time we get thumbs ups , i would be the first one to " whore my self up " , asking for fucking thumbs ups !

[renhoek]

they only pay you for advertisements,
Thumbs wouldn't make sense.

[FaycalMenouar]

they only pay you for advertisements,
Thumbs wouldn't make sense.

this is bullshit man i'm starting to hate youtube noobs . they have to fucking stop , this is so annoying ! god i'm pissed :/

[renhoek]

um why'd you quote me?

[FaycalMenouar]

um why'd you quote me?

umm , i usualy take the "quote" button as the post reply button :p

[TurretBot]

"show comment
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congrats you have reached the moon"

[FaycalMenouar]

WTF ?

[LightningFire]

I'm not surprised by the comment. I'm just surprised at how many likes it got.

[renhoek]

can you link us to where you found that comment, it might explain why it was made.

[FaycalMenouar]

can you link us to where you found that comment, it might explain why it was made.

Here it is but it does not explain why it was made . just makes you think that 12 people are just fucked up mentally or it's some sort of language i don't know .

[RWLabs]

That kind of comment shows up in a lot of rapping videos actually, where the guy talks so fast that all you hear is ahbgkjbskhkatshtrakbgf.

Doesn't make much sense with dat link.

[FaycalMenouar]

Ok , i found another one and this is defently the most off-topic top comment ever ! Check it out
PS : i found myself watching that video by mistake .......

[Bonjour]

No top comments.. here is my chance !

cheese

18 thumbs up

This is just plain stupid. You can even see the guy is asking for thumbs up, yet it gets thumbed up.
The ing is you're even doing thumbs up so you think you're popular, but when you have 10 000 people repling to your best comment.. It's just painful. Your mail is flooded.

(200 posts yay)

[renhoek]

I didn't really read the you tube comments when I was younger (I did start reading some before the "top comments" though) but did the comments actually relate to the video at hand or was it always "lol this comment doesn't have anything to do with the video!"

and "no top comment time to copy a joke...
ANNOYING JOKE!

20000 thumbs up"

(bitch I've got over 2000 posts)

[RWLabs]

Thumbs up if you're the three hundred first viewer!

[renhoek]

Thumbs up if you're the three hundred first viewer!

why the hell do people care about this?

[BobTheLawyer]

Thumbs up if you're the three hundred first viewer!

why the hell do people care about this?

It makes 'em feel 'special'.

[FaycalMenouar]

Thumbs up if you're the three hundred first viewer!

yeah there is that glitch in youtube .. when a video gets a lot of views in a short time , the views counter bugs or somthing so people use this glitch to get thumbs ups

[Sky]

I'm sure most of you have already seen this, but I felt the need to put it here anyway.



This should really be a thing.

[Chippy348]

I'm sure most of you have already seen this, but I felt the need to put it here anyway.



This should really be a thing.

Not just Youtube comments, that virus should work for everything

[renhoek]

I've read comments of people saying "what game is that?" when it's in the freaking title of the video!

[Jorichi]

Anyone who refers to Pewdiepie on someone else's videos.
I like watching Cry's videos (ChaoticMonki) when I'm bored, and there is not one video with someone comparing him to Pewdiepie in the comments.
Now I don't usually read that stuff anyway, but that Pewdie guy really pisses me off.

Let me try to explain why (I will be referring to the Amnesia videos with these):
- Shouting at the top of his lungs for no apparent reason at all, just until your ears bleed or your headphone/speakers get blown up. Okay, I get it when you get startled by a horror game, but he shouts for pretty much everything and doesn't bother to equal out the audio.
- Over killing a joke, constantly. Stefano, barrels, bro's. One time is funny, twice can reveal a chuckle and a third time after not hearing it for a while for good times sake, but after that it's just pathetic, repetitive and completely uncreative.
- Laughing at his own jokes. I can understand that laughter is contagious in some cases, but Pewdie is clearly laughing at his own jokes, even the really crappy ones.

This is why I like Cry so much. He doesn't do any of this stuff. And he has a way more awesome voice and better humor (in my opinion).
So every time I see someone compare another Youtuber to Pewdie, I want to shoot them. Not once, not twice, not three times... just until the magazine is empty.

Sorry about the rant. I just needed to clear that out.

[Chippy348]

Anyone who refers to Pewdiepie on someone else's videos.
I like watching Cry's videos (ChaoticMonki) when I'm bored, and there is not one video with someone comparing him to Pewdiepie in the comments.
Now I don't usually read that stuff anyway, but that Pewdie guy really pisses me off.

Let me try to explain why (I will be referring to the Amnesia videos with these):
- Shouting at the top of his lungs for no apparent reason at all, just until your ears bleed or your headphone/speakers get blown up. Okay, I get it when you get startled by a horror game, but he shouts for pretty much everything and doesn't bother to equal out the audio.
- Over killing a joke, constantly. Stefano, barrels, bro's. One time is funny, twice can reveal a chuckle and a third time after not hearing it for a while for good times sake, but after that it's just pathetic, repetitive and completely uncreative.
- Laughing at his own jokes. I can understand that laughter is contagious in some cases, but Pewdie is clearly laughing at his own jokes, even the really crappy ones.

This is why I like Cry so much. He doesn't do any of this stuff. And he has a way more awesome voice and better humor (in my opinion).
So every time I see someone compare another Youtuber to Pewdie, I want to shoot them. Not once, not twice, not three times... just until the magazine is empty.

Sorry about the rant. I just needed to clear that out.

Wow, you could create an ultimate flame war there
It's like in 1 of my post, fanboy and hater (and maybe some kind of awesome people who stand between them) could go to the end of Earth to defend their stupid opinions about... stuffs that popular
I could just fight back and say stuff like "It's because there are too many dumb shit compare Pewdie and Cry like a retard make you "feel" like Pewdie is bad, if you like Pewdie and Cry at the same time things would go different"
But I'm not cause that argument would go forever

Back to "Stupid Youtube Comments" subject:
"*quote something funny in the video* lol xD"
Or even worst,
They literally type "*insert something funny in the video here*"
Oh, and this too
"Hold Alt and thumb this up. Something special will happen"
"This comment is hacked..*

[Jorichi]

Wow, you could create an ultimate flame war there
It's like in 1 of my post, fanboy and hater (and maybe some kind of awesome people who stand between them) could go to the end of Earth to defend their stupid opinions about... stuffs that popular
I could just fight back and say stuff like "It's because there are too many dumb shit compare Pewdie and Cry like a retard make you "feel" like Pewdie is bad, if you like Pewdie and Cry at the same time things would go different"
But I'm not cause that argument would go forever

My bad, I have no intention in starting anything. I don't have anything against Pewdiepie personally. I just have a very strong dislike for milking out jokes (e.g. Portal quotes, Skyrim jokes, certain memes, etc). And the unnecessary screaming just doesn't make it any better. The part where the Pewdiepie fans come in to milk those jokes out even more just kills me little inside... Or try to ruin the originality of others with it.
But seeing you react like this already proves my point: I shouldn't read comments and not argue over them what so ever. So please don't take what I said to seriously. XD

On-topic:
- "thumbs up if..." posts in general. Why so horny for this? It almost looks like people get payed for it or something.
- People who give away the scary parts in certain videos. When I see them in the corner of my eye it already ruined the video.
- "Repeat 0:25 to 0:26, looks like he's fapping". [sarcasm] Yeah, I'm laughing my ass off... [/sarcasm]
- "I love you, I want your babies.". The ultimate source of internet herpies.

I'm getting the strong feeling that youtube comments are some sort of culture that should be ignored to death...

[Chippy348]

My bad, I have no intention in starting anything. I don't have anything against Pewdiepie personally. I just have a very strong dislike for milking out jokes (e.g. Portal quotes, Skyrim jokes, certain memes, etc). And the unnecessary screaming just doesn't make it any better. The part where the Pewdiepie fans come in to milk those jokes out even more just kills me little inside... Or try to ruin the originality of others with it.
But seeing you react like this already proves my point: I shouldn't read comments and not argue over them what so ever. So please don't take what I said to seriously. XD

No it's not like you've started a flame war. But if you said that somewhere else, shit could happen

On-topic:
- "Repeat 0:25 to 0:26, looks like he's fapping". [sarcasm] Yeah, I'm laughing my ass off... [/sarcasm]

How do you even repeat a part as short as that?
Maybe press numbers, I guess..

[Jorichi]

How do you even repeat a part as short as that?
Maybe press numbers, I guess..

I believe it was a number yes. It's been a while since I've seen that though.

[renhoek]

"Hold Alt and thumb this up. Something special will happen"

what's worse is over millions of people fall for this,

also I just saw your new avatar Jorichi and it scared the shit out of me xD

[Jorichi]

also I just saw your new avatar Jorichi and it scared the shit out of me xD

My work here is done.

Also, how about those horrible comment/reply video's? They somehow always manage to creep me out.

[Chippy348]

how about those horrible reply video's?

You mean those slutty girls that make shitty response videos?

[Jorichi]

Yes, others too, but mainly them... I guess.
I never sat through any of them though, I always avoided such videos.

[renhoek]

I once got a guy advertising his video of his map for mari0 and trying to get it as a video response in one of my videos, I checked the video,

he didn't show any preview just slapped a picture of a generic poster for mari0 on the video and put a download in the description,

I deleted his comment and ignored his response shortly after :3

[FaycalMenouar]

I once got a guy advertising his video of his map for mari0 and trying to get it as a video response in one of my videos, I checked the video,

he didn't show any preview just slapped a picture of a generic poster for mari0 on the video and put a download in the description,

I deleted his comment and ignored his response shortly after :3

that guy was me .....

[renhoek]

well this suddenly got awkward...
Still that comment was spam, why did you feel the need to put it on my video?

EDIT: I just checked your channel,
I can't find that video you mentioned, I think you had me confused for some one else.

[FaycalMenouar]

i was just joking rofl . i didn't even know you had a youtube channel , dude .

[BobTheLawyer]

i was just joking rofl . i didn't even know you had a youtube channel , dude .

If only it was true...

[FaycalMenouar]

Lol , i'm completly Loling right now , i just troled Renhoek .

[LightningFire]

There's a chat thread for chatting you know, it's called Chat "room". Use that.

[BobTheLawyer]

There's a chat thread for chatting you know, it's called Chat "room". Use that.

Truthfully, I was talking about this in the IRC.