The Innuendo Game

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Pyrosaur
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Post » 20 Feb 2012, 04:04

This game is a bit immature but tons of fun. Here's how it works: Someone says a topic, then everyone tries to come up with an innuendo based on the topic. For example, if the topic is "Harry Potter", then someone might say, "I'll put my Basilisk in your Chamber of Secrets." Here are the rules:
-Topics must not be stupid. It has to be something you can actually make an innuendo about.
-There must be at least five innuendos on the current topic before choosing a new one.
-Have fun and don't take anything too seriously.

Here's the first topic: Computers

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Qcode
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Post » 20 Feb 2012, 06:03

You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.

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tesselode
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Post » 20 Feb 2012, 08:20

Topic: digital audio workstations

(If that's too hard skip it.)

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byrono
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Post » 20 Feb 2012, 08:29

Yo
tesselode wrote:Topic: digital audio workstations

(If that's too hard skip it.)
Pyr0saur wrote:There must be at least five innuendos on the current topic

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tesselode
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Post » 20 Feb 2012, 09:44

byrono wrote:Yo
tesselode wrote:Topic: digital audio workstations

(If that's too hard skip it.)
Pyr0saur wrote:There must be at least five innuendos on the current topic
Oh crud this is what I get for reading things late at night (although I probably would have done that anyway).

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trosh
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Post » 20 Feb 2012, 09:58

"warning, a jack has been disconnected" -> oops, slip it back in
[this isn't really inyourendo but I didn't want to just post a soft/hard ware joke]

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byrono
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Post » 20 Feb 2012, 10:22

Let me stick my male in your female.

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Pyrosaur
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Post » 20 Feb 2012, 15:32

I'll put my flash drive into your usb port.

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rokit
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Post » 21 Feb 2012, 19:51

Insert disk please.

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cowSheepo
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Post » 22 Feb 2012, 19:00

why don't you use your jack and fill me with [genetic] code

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rokit
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Post » 22 Feb 2012, 19:02

TOPIC:
FOOD

let me grab that sausage

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i-be-hungry
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Post » 22 Feb 2012, 22:32

once you pop, my fun don't stop.

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Pyrosaur
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Post » 23 Feb 2012, 00:28

I'll spread my mayonnaise all over you, baby.

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RWLabs
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Post » 23 Feb 2012, 04:04

YOU'RE ALL SICK. SICK!!!





I'll put my fork in your orange and drink the orange juice that comes out

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tesselode
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Post » 23 Feb 2012, 07:17

Talk about things that aren't subtle.

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cowSheepo
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Post » 23 Feb 2012, 19:54

tesselode wrote:Oh crud this is what I get for reading things late at night (although I probably would have done that anyway).
he said while looking at the condom packet and his pregnant wife

TiagoTiago
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Post » 06 Mar 2012, 20:17

"I melt in you mouth and not in your hand"


Like that?

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jasonw749
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Post » 22 Mar 2012, 03:38

Topic: lord of the rings

I'll put my staff into your wizards hat ;)

(I love posting in dead topics XD)

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Pyrosaur
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Post » 22 Mar 2012, 03:42

I'll put my ring into your mount doom.

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jasonw749
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Post » 22 Mar 2012, 03:44

Pyr0saur wrote:I'll put my ring into your mount doom.
Shouldn't that be the other way around?

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Pyrosaur
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Post » 22 Mar 2012, 03:56

No...They put the ring into mount doom...

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jasonw749
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Post » 22 Mar 2012, 03:58

Pyr0saur wrote:No...They put the ring into mount doom...
Yeah, but as innuendo I put my mount doom into your ring sounds better, it doesn't make as much sense in a LOTR sense but it sounds better

TiagoTiago
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Post » 22 Mar 2012, 06:25

Lemme introduce you to Treebeard...

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jasonw749
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Post » 25 Mar 2012, 04:04

stick my lembas bread into your hobbit hole