Chat "Room" v2

TurretBot · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 15:40

LightningFire wrote:So what I'm saying is, Turret wouldn't be like this if he hadn't made so many bad jokes in the past.

This would explain why the new members like my jokes better than the people who were here when I joined. TheJonyMyster is the biggest example.

Jorichi wrote:I would ask him to tone down the annoying jokes.

Ask politely and I'll do it.

TheJonyMyster · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 15:41

What was wrong with the ">go." joke? I wasn't copying any joke, I took something serious and made it humorous.

TurretBot · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 15:41

TheJonyMyster wrote:What was wrong with the ">go." joke? I wasn't copying any joke, I took something serious and made it humorous.

The Shaders Guy made it bad by overusing it.

LightningFire · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 15:42

renhoek wrote:I'd like it more if I could browse another website for 5 minutes (I have trouble fighting boredom) without seeing around 6-10 topics being bumped just to tell a lame... thing. (I don't consider these jokes more so parroting)

I keep checking here because I'm looking forward to see updates on maps or interesting discussions and all I get is.
>.
stopped reading there. Lol I'm funny

This is the reason half of the threads in Twatter are still unchecked for me. I only check the threads that I actually care about.

TheJonyMyster · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 15:44

I hardly see that kind of thing on the forums, the other threads are safe.

Jorichi · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 15:47

Turret Opera wrote:Ask politely and I'll do it.

Okay, it can't hurt to try.
Would you be so kind to think through your posts more (especially if you're planning a joke)? You seem to know very well when a joke is bad or poor, why not try to see it in advance? Think before you hit the submit button and whether it's worth to click it or not.
I've seen the Turret Opera we'd like to see here before and I know you'd be capable of bringing him back. And please let him stay this time, let the old Turret go.
This is really my last effort though...

TheJonyMyster wrote:What was wrong with the ">go." joke? I wasn't copying any joke, I took something serious and made it humorous.

Yes you did copy it, you even said so in the very same post here. Although you didn't see it as a joke with a serious message.

renhoek · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 15:49

Damn it every time I'm about to post some makes one before me so f*ck it.

Lf pro tip - check all the threads you're interested in, then go to front page, then click "mark forums read"

TheJonyMyster wrote:What was wrong with the ">go." joke? I wasn't copying any joke, I took something serious and made it humorous.

did I say "Jony" or ">go." anywhere in that post?
Maybe I could have referred to Kexaihami for all you know.

And yes you did copy Lawnboy's post. all you did was change the "somepony" part.

TheJonyMyster · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 15:55

Lawnboy wrote:>somepony
stopped reading there

This looks serious to me.

Trist3D wrote:I concur with Lawnboy.
Stahp putting pony where it doesn't go.

I used this post to direct the joke toward (since the sentence actually ends grammar grammar).

I said this:

TheJonyMyster wrote:>go.
stopped reading there

It makes sense, and you all get it. What's wrong with this joke?

TurretBot · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 16:00

Jorichi wrote:
Turret Opera wrote:Ask politely and I'll do it.
Okay, it can't hurt to try.
Would you be so kind to think through your posts more (especially if you're planning a joke)? You seem to know very well when a joke is bad or poor, why not try to see it in advance? Think before you hit the submit button and whether it's worth to click it or not.
I've seen the Turret Opera we'd like to see here before and I know you'd be capable of bringing him back. And please let him stay this time, let the old Turret go.
This is really my last effort though...

Okay. I will.
Expect a dramatic drop in my post numbers.
Just one last thing.

I'm done now.

renhoek · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 16:09

Well I didn't need to see that. (seriously you've been really obsessed with that show recently.)
and Jony believe it or not a joke can be humorous and serious at the same time... And you haven't proven you didn't copy Bob's post.

I think you two need to stop trying to impress or be hilarious and be yourselves. That's what I thinks your problem. (and I don't hate anyone for that matter I hardly use my foe list.)

Jorichi · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 16:14

renhoek wrote:Well I didn't need to see that. (seriously you've been really obsessed with that show recently.)
and Jony believe it or not a joke can be humorous and serious at the same time... And you haven't proven you didn't copy Bob's post.

I think you two need to stop trying to impress or be hilarious and be yourselves. That's what I thinks your problem. (and I don't hate anyone for that matter I hardly use my foe list.)

Seems that we share the same opinion on the matter.
Also, if you want to refrain from being "ninja'd" you can hit the preview button before hitting submit so you can check if someone posted in the topic preview.

Turret Opera wrote:Expect a dramatic drop in my post numbers.

Quality over quantity, don't you think?

TurretBot · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 16:18

renhoek wrote:Well I didn't need to see that. (seriously you've been really obsessed with that show recently.)

I don't remember that.

renhoek wrote:

Blank.

Jorichi wrote:
Turret Opera wrote:Expect a dramatic drop in my post numbers.
Quality over quantity, don't you think?

I don't think, that's a silly question. WOOPS DID I TYPE THAT

renhoek wrote:I think you two need to stop trying to impress or be hilarious and be yourselves. That's what I thinks your problem. (and I don't hate anyone for that matter I hardly use my foe list.)

You want me to be myself? Because if that's the case I'll just turn back into Mr. Spammy Pants.

Qcode · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 16:23

Didn't we just discuss a page ago that copying other people's jokes is not the way to be funny?

TurretBot · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 16:25

1. Actually that was this page.
2. I forget things.
3. Sorry.

renhoek · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 16:26

before qcode and turret

Jorichi wrote:Also, if you want to refrain from being "ninja'd" you can hit the preview button before hitting submit so you can check if someone posted in the topic preview.

I wasn't getting ninja'd I was using the preview button and the problem was every time I hit it someone kept posting before I got a chance to submit, and by the end I just threw up my hands and said f*ck it.

after qcode and turret

SEE IT HAPPENED AGAIN!

Jorichi · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 16:31

Oh I see. Yeah that gets annoying if it happens a lot.
At least quotes help others see what you're replying to.

Costinteo · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 16:46

Seriously, why am I in your photo.
>made one bad joke
>posted excuses
>already considered part of the group

Also, why am I Applejack? I don't even like her too much.

Edit: Actually, don't even bother, I don't care anymore.

TurretBot · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 17:00

Costinteo wrote:>made one bad joke.

This is precisely why you're Applejack. Applejack is a background pony. You don't make a lot of bad jokes.

Trist3D · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 17:11

Not sure if my existence sparked an argument...
Or an argument was just bound to happen.

Also not sure if argument.
And my jokes are far beyond your mortal comprehension, I'm in my own club of jokes.

TurretBot · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 17:14

well you are the moon
but no you're with us it just has to be that way sorry

Camewel · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 17:33

Costinteo is an awesome member you keep your hands off him.

And Turret, that rip off of Kiashi's joke just sums you up really. You've taken his joke and made it less funny. If you're going to steal someone's joke you have to take an unexpected twist to it, reusing it in a less funny scenario isn't humour, it's just annoying.

TheJonyMyster · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 17:37

renhoek wrote: and Jony believe it or not a joke can be humorous and serious at the same time... And you haven't proven you didn't copy Bob's post.

What does Bob have to do with it? What joke did I copy?
(Sorry I'm late)

Chippy348 · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 17:46

Turret Opera wrote:

Why am I the blue horse?

TurretBot · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 17:47

Camewel wrote:Costinteo is an awesome member you keep your hands off him.

No he's mine!

Camewel wrote:And Turret, that rip off of Kiashi's joke just sums you up really. You've taken his joke and made it less funny. If you're going to steal someone's joke you have to take an unexpected twist to it, reusing it in a less funny scenario isn't humour, it's just annoying.

Argh I already went over this

Costinteo · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 18:05

I'll never trait Camewel.

TurretBot · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 18:17

Chippy348 wrote:
Turret Opera wrote:image people keep forgetting to delete
Why am I the blue horse?

because you're the team mascot (rainbow dash is shown 20% more often than the rest of the mane six)

idiot9.0 · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 18:21

I swear that "bad joke club" image with the ponies may be the worst joke to have ever hit the forums ever.

My head hurts.

TurretBot · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 18:22

Well good thing it's the last of them.

Costinteo · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 18:41

I was going to say something about the Last of Us, but then I remebered we're not jokes. Even if it sounds like a joke, this was not intended to be one. Just saying.

Pyrosaur · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 19:32

can someone make this for the forum already

TurretBot · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 19:39

Pyrosaur wrote:
can someone make this for the forum already

please do this now for me please

Automatik · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 19:42

Found that : https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefo ... -to-voice/ If you are on firefox.

TurretBot · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 19:56

Automatik wrote:Found that : https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefo ... -to-voice/ If you are on firefox.

I can't find the download button =/
EDIT: nevermind, got it. the voice is really derpy though

Mari0Maker · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 19:59

Turret Opera wrote:
Automatik wrote:Found that : https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefo ... -to-voice/ If you are on firefox.
I can't find the download button =/

I found it.
It actually works pretty good, but the quality makes my ears bleed. XD

TurretBot · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 20:08

it broke and won't work anymore

Camewel · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 20:10

That's how stupid your posts are.

Bonko · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 20:13

The speaking thing says your like a pirate. Yarrrrrrrrr..........

TurretBot · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 20:27

Camewel wrote:That's how stupid your posts are.

Really? Wow if I had known I would have just asked to be permabanned,

Flutter Skye · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 21:05

...My head hurts, thanks to you Turret.
Well actually i'm thankful to him for a 'certain' thing.

TurretBot · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 21:07

FlutterPie wrote:...My head hurts, thanks to you Turret.
Well actually i'm thankful to him for a 'certain' thing.

uh your welcome?

Costinteo · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 21:11

New Turret is so... Boring. I mean Turret version 2 (when he stopped making jokes by himself) wasn't so... Weird. It just feels really weird with Turret acting like this. It felt way more normal when he was in v2.

TurretBot · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 21:13

wait I'm Turret v3?

Costinteo · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 21:16

No, you are v4. V3 is when you restarted your habits.

TurretBot · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 21:23

this post was bad and I should feel bad

copy · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 21:24

I liked v2.8c the best, really. But I can live with v4.

Chippy348 · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 21:34

Turret Opera wrote:v1: supar bad und typred liek this akik ze time lol nto rly i never did that just the bad joekss
v2: Super wonderful, uses perfect grammar all the time.
v2.8: Transition between v2 and v3.
v3: supar bad und typeddeede liek this akik ze time lol nto rly i never did that just the bad joekss
v4: Super wonderful, uses perfect grammar all the time.
v5: Makes 100,00 awesome mappacks in Mari0: SE.
v6: supar bad und typeddeede liek this akik ze time lol nto rly i never did that just the bad joekss
v7: Super wonderful, uses perfect grammar all the time.
v8: Super wonderful, uses perfect grammar all the time, but makes more bad jokes.
v9: Starts reaching smartest member status.
v10: Beats renhoek as top poster!

oh no here come the bad jokes!

TurretBot · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 21:41

Chippy348 wrote:
Turret Opera wrote:v1: supar bad und typred liek this akik ze time lol nto rly i never did that just the bad joekss
v2: Super wonderful, uses perfect grammar all the time.
v2.8: Transition between v2 and v3.
v3: supar bad und typeddeede liek this akik ze time lol nto rly i never did that just the bad joekss
v4: Super wonderful, uses perfect grammar all the time.
v5: Makes 100,00 awesome mappacks in Mari0: SE.
v6: supar bad und typeddeede liek this akik ze time lol nto rly i never did that just the bad joekss
v7: Super wonderful, uses perfect grammar all the time.
v8: Super wonderful, uses perfect grammar all the time, but makes more bad jokes.
v9: Starts reaching smartest member status.
v10: Beats renhoek as top poster!
oh no here come the bad jokes!

that's not till after Mari0: SE is released aka. never

Costinteo · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 21:43

Be optimistic, there are always other cool games to look up for. Like Half Life 3.

Chippy348 · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 22:01

Turret Opera wrote: that's not till after Mari0: SE is released aka. never

I actually meant that post was a bad joke...

TripleXero · Post » 03 Jul 2013, 22:05

I think it's possible that Jorichi was made a mod so Maurice and Sašo don't have to deal with this type of stuff anymore
If that is true, I don't blame them