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[TheSeek]

Other uses include humor[...]
Some examples of loljk include:

1.
God is love.
Love is blind.
Stevie Wonder is blind.
Hence, Stevie Wonder is God.

2.
They told me I am no one.
No one is perfect.
Hence, I am perfect.
But just God is perfect...hence I am God.
But...if Stevie Wonder is God, I am STevie Wonder...shit I'm blind!

(note that this hasn't the goal of make someone laugh, but to show how loljk is used to prove non-real facts, not hypothetical actual facts like Turret tried to do)

[Lawnboy]

OKAY PROOF TIME
proof #1:

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If TheJonyMyster = Turret Opera
         then xXxRenhoekxXx = Sašo
     end
end

proof #2:

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If TheJonyMyster = TheJonyMaster 
     then youfail.dat = 1
           and TheTurretMyster = 0
      end
end

proof #3:

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If Mari0 = fun
     then TurretOpera.dat = Mari0
          and NotTheJonyMyster.dat = fun
     end
end

Never knew that lua that would never work could be considered proof of anything.

[TurretBot]

Well, it is considered proof here in nonsensical world.

[renhoek]

oh oh my turn

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if proof = bullshit
        then turret and jony = morons
end
end

you two are blowing this out of proportion.

[TurretBot]

Thank you, fine sir.
Lets talk about happier things.
TF, is your avatar supposed to be a penguin or a smiley face?

[Sky]

Other uses include humor[...]
Some examples of loljk include:

1.
God is love.
Love is blind.
Stevie Wonder is blind.
Hence, Stevie Wonder is God.

2.
They told me I am no one.
No one is perfect.
Hence, I am perfect.
But just God is perfect...hence I am God.
But...if Stevie Wonder is God, I am STevie Wonder...shit I'm blind!

(note that this hasn't the goal of make someone laugh, but to show how loljk is used to prove non-real facts, not hypothetical actual facts like Turret tried to do)

Certainly better examples than I gave.

[RWLabs]

The average quality of a post in this forum is plummeting.

[Sky]

The average quality of a post in this forum is plummeting.

I agree.
Also, what is your post quality rating for my explanation of loljk, pray tell?

[renhoek]

The average quality of a post in this forum is plummeting.

the worst one's are when people ask questions about avatars, signatures or anything else minor.

[Qcode]

Remember when smp2 was the biggest spammer? That was the day man. I'm beginning to really hate Twatter.

[renhoek]

smp2's been surprisingly quiet recently.

the problem I see with turret and jony is that they think everything on the forum is a joke,
And they never think a joke through.

I miss when we all were afraid to go into the mari0 section.

[TurretBot]

Imma stick to twatter story for a while
EDIT:

I thought that Turret Opera was trying to better himself.

(I was trying to be better...then that stupid jony guy pops up and ruins my recently gained good rep.)

[Flutter Skye]

well , in 45 minutes i'm going to school but... i will get L4 cause i'm again ill ...

[TheJonyMyster]

Alright, guys I spammed a bit since I joined, but now I'mma stop. I made a deal with idiot9.0 and I'll stop posting stupid stuff. You can be happy now.

[TurretBot]

...I find that hard to believe.

[Qcode]

Holy crap this is weird. There's going to be no spammers? There's always been at least one. Oh, and

I miss when we all were afraid to go into the mari0 section.

Is it strange I'm getting nostalgic about that? Back when the Mari0 section was the spammy place, and Twatter was the only refuge. Now Twatter is filled with spam, the Mari0 section is still suffering from radioactive fallout, and the rest of the game forums are deserted, we only have two places to escape to: Technical support and Stabyourself.net (forum section).

[renhoek]

NO DON'T TELL THEM!

[TheJonyMyster]

lol. Don't worry, Both of you. We can ALL spam our fair share... AS A TEAM!

[TurretBot]

...
LOL this is funny
easy solution: create a new stabyourself forum

[TheJonyMyster]

...
LOL this is funny
easy solution: create a new stabyourself forum

[renhoek]

^don't use reaction images they're annoying (especially if they're big like that.)^

...
LOL this is funny
easy solution: create a new stabyourself forum

that's not a good idea...

[TurretBot]

Why not?
Permaban all the spammers that try to join.

[TheJonyMyster]

^don't use reaction images they're annoying (especially if they're big like that.)^

Fixed

[Qcode]

Why not?
Permaban all the spammers that try to join.

So you and Jony wouldn't get in?

[TurretBot]

...Exactly!
Although I'm pretty sure I was fine until jony showed up.

[renhoek]

I'm serious here
why the hell are you two so proud of spamming?

[TurretBot]

I'm not. I'm insanely mad at jony for making me spam again.
Seriously I remember when we were friends.

[TheJonyMyster]

I'm serious here
why the hell are you two so proud of spamming?

I'm not. I apologized, And then Qcode posted, then I made a joke. HA. HA. IT'S FUNNY.

[Qcode]

Is it? I don't see how completely spamming things can be classified as a joke.

[TheJonyMyster]

lol. Don't worry, Both of you. We can ALL spam our fair share... AS A TEAM!

THAT was the joke. not spamming.

[samkostka]

You're spamming by continuing to reply to these.

[Flutter Skye]

actually TO and jony are way better than mari0fan, he was the worst spammmer ever...

[Chippy348]

It's mariolover, IIRC. That's guy is so awesome, how can you even forget his name

[TurretBot]

I don't get it.

[renhoek]

I don't get it.

that's not surpriseng.

[Flutter Skye]

that's should clean things up viewtopic.php?f=2&t=1407

[Jorichi]

I know Turret can behave himself, sadly I did not expect him to be drawn back to his old habits this easily.
As for Jony, he had yet to prove himself and failed miserably already to leave a positive impression.

Something to remember: Bad impressions are rarely (if not never) forgotten. Good impressions are forgotten in a day.

[Chippy348]

that's should clean things up viewtopic.php?f=2&t=1407

Huh, I thought you were talking about this guy

[TurretBot]

Good impressions are forgotten in a day.

I am unforgettable! But seriously that's not always true. If it was, you wouldn't even remember I could behave myself. Your post would look like this:
"I know Turret has yet to prove himself, so far he has failed miserably."
--

Holy crap this is weird. There's going to be no spammers? There's always been at least one.

Found the one.
--
Curse you 16kb size limit! I only got to include 4 avatars!

[Camewel]

You got 5. I see my avatar in there.

[TurretBot]

I got 1. Stupid gif makers are stupid.

[popcan12]

So, anyone hear of BEAN'S EVIL LEVEL OF DOOM?

[Jorichi]

Good impressions are forgotten in a day.

I am unforgettable! But seriously that's not always true. If it was, you wouldn't even remember I could behave myself. Your post would look like this:
"I know Turret has yet to prove himself, so far he has failed miserably."

I try to look at the best in people because this is a harsh world and what I said is a figure of speech.
I'm trying to say that people are more easily to remember you for the bad things you've done than the good things.
It's a golden rule for the aircraft mechanics I've worked with. Any mistake (breaking rules, causing mechanical failures, faulty interpretations of the manuals or simply not using them) I make is carried with me for AT LEAST 5 years. Literally, written on my license. Black on white.
But I've learned that this rule can be put to practice outside of work even better.
Just think about it. If people would remember every bad thing you do for five years and every good thing for barely a day...
I remember your first spamming period as if it was yesterday, but the reminder you gave me in Twatter Story is likely to be completely forgotten within a few days.
Does this not make any sense to you? And if it does, why not try to better yourself?

[TurretBot]

(Okay, time to calm myself down with a bad joke after that serious post.)
Jorichi, you will not remember this conversation. Move on.

[Camewel]

So, anyone hear of BEAN'S EVIL LEVEL OF DOOM?

Looks like someone's misquoting my twitch video library.
Don't go there this weekend there will be no 24h streams happening from 12PM GMT on Saturday.

[popcan12]

[Sarcasm mode activate]Ok, I obviously won't go down on this non-existent event.

[TurretBot]

[Troll mode activate]Okay, you will go up. Into space. And die. U jelly bro?

[samkostka]

Chat Room has finally found the meaning of life.
(A cookie to whoever gets the reference)

[Qcode]

42 = answer to life
Chat room pages = 42.
Cookie?

[TurretBot]

Sure.
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