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Cake
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Post » 28 Jul 2015, 22:45

I'm pretty sure url links and images don't work in code.
I don't know, I think it's a lot funnier if you actually watch the video then read the comments.
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HugoBDesigner
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Post » 29 Jul 2015, 22:39

After this tweet: https://twitter.com/HugoBDesigner/statu ... 0340676608 (check replies for more in-depth context) , OrbitalBP messages me:

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OrbitalBP: Wait
OrbitalBP: Hugo
OrbitalBP: How did you take that fucking picture
HugoBDesigner: I'm not gonna admit that I used my demonic powers to take that picture, but you can try and think of anything else
OrbitalBP: Hm
OrbitalBP: What kind of camera is it?
OrbitalBP: Phone camera?
HugoBDesigner: Yup
OrbitalBP: Camera camera?
OrbitalBP: Phone?
HugoBDesigner: Yup
OrbitalBP: Hm
OrbitalBP: You held a backpack
HugoBDesigner: Nope
OrbitalBP: And what is your left hand is actually the straps of a backpack
OrbitalBP: Dammit
HugoBDesigner: That is a motorcycle helmet
OrbitalBP: Oh
OrbitalBP: The plot thickens
HugoBDesigner: xD
OrbitalBP: Hm
HugoBDesigner: Okay, I'll tell you
HugoBDesigner: I used my demonic powers to make the phone float
OrbitalBP: WAIT NO
OrbitalBP: NOT YET
HugoBDesigner: It's not a big deal
OrbitalBP: Android phone?
OrbitalBP: Tell me
OrbitalBP: Tell me
OrbitalBP: Android phone?
HugoBDesigner: You just manipulate electromagnetic fields with the help of anti-pitched spacetime to create an antigravity area
HugoBDesigner: Basic physics
OrbitalBP: Android phone and "Okay Google"
HugoBDesigner: It floats midair
OrbitalBP: Right?
HugoBDesigner: No, not Android
OrbitalBP: Hm
OrbitalBP: What sort of phone
HugoBDesigner: Dude
HugoBDesigner: Take it
HugoBDesigner: Demonic powers
HugoBDesigner: Go to sleep now
OrbitalBP: 22:04 - OrbitalBP: What sort of phone
HugoBDesigner: Nokia
OrbitalBP: Hm
OrbitalBP: Voice recognition?
OrbitalBP: Camera timer?
HugoBDesigner: Lol
HugoBDesigner: Voice recognition on a Nokia
HugoBDesigner: Never gonna see it kid
HugoBDesigner: NEVER
HugoBDesigner: GONNA
HugoBDesigner: SEE IT
OrbitalBP: Camera timer + some shirt pocket
OrbitalBP: I bet
HugoBDesigner: Nope
OrbitalBP: Fuck
HugoBDesigner: Dude
OrbitalBP: But does it use camera timer at least?
HugoBDesigner: Demonic powers
HugoBDesigner: PLz
OrbitalBP: nu
OrbitalBP: Camera timer?
HugoBDesigner: Yeah
OrbitalBP: Okay
OrbitalBP: Hm
OrbitalBP: Some kind of strap?
OrbitalBP: Wrapped around you?
HugoBDesigner: Nope
OrbitalBP: I'm imagining a fanny pack with a phone sticking out
OrbitalBP: xD
HugoBDesigner: Though I did that once, long ago, to achieve first person shots
OrbitalBP: I KNOW
OrbitalBP: This might also explain the angle
OrbitalBP: You put it in your pants, but made sure the camera part is out
HugoBDesigner: LOL
HugoBDesigner: NOPE
OrbitalBP: DANGIT
HugoBDesigner: Dude
HugoBDesigner: I'll say this
HugoBDesigner: One last time
HugoBDesigner: Okay?
OrbitalBP: YOU PUT IT IN PANTS WITH ZIP HOLE
HugoBDesigner: DEMONIC
HugoBDesigner: POWERS
HugoBDesigner: Just
HugoBDesigner: Urgh
OrbitalBP: OKAY
HugoBDesigner: I even had a time machine once!
HugoBDesigner: I used to talk about it all the time
OrbitalBP: JUST TAKE YOUR... FUCKING DEMONIC POWERS
OrbitalBP: TAKE THEM AND FUCK YOURSELF
HugoBDesigner: Now I have demonic powers that allow me to travel through spacetime
HugoBDesigner: I don't need my time capsule anymore
OrbitalBP: TAKE YOUR FUCKIN' POWERS AND FORM THEM INTO A DILDO
OrbitalBP: WHICH GOES UP YOUR FUCKING DEMONIC ASS
HugoBDesigner: Yay!
HugoBDesigner: Demonic auto-penetration!
HugoBDesigner: Have fun dreams with that
OrbitalBP: seriously though
OrbitalBP: how
HugoBDesigner: HugoBDesigner: Dude
HugoBDesigner: I'll say this
HugoBDesigner: One last time
HugoBDesigner: Okay?
HugoBDesigner: DEMONIC
HugoBDesigner: POWERS
OrbitalBP: I...
OrbitalBP: I'm going to bed now.
OrbitalBP: Fuck it.
OrbitalBP: xD
HugoBDesigner: I know
From this conversation, and without context, this is also REALLY noteworthy:

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OrbitalBP: TAKE YOUR FUCKIN' POWERS AND FORM THEM INTO A DILDO
OrbitalBP: WHICH GOES UP YOUR FUCKING DEMONIC ASS
HugoBDesigner: Yay!
HugoBDesigner: Demonic auto-penetration!
HugoBDesigner: Have fun dreams with that
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OrbitalBlueprint
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Post » 30 Jul 2015, 20:30

I literally went to bed after that. Not kidding.
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TurretBot
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Post » 31 Jul 2015, 13:17

Hans1998 wrote:noteworthy
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B-Man99
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Post » 02 Aug 2015, 08:33

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You guys really need to stop reminding me of the dark days that were my non-canon life as a middleschooler
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TurretBot
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Post » 02 Aug 2015, 19:10

MMaker added a feature to his bot that would display link titles. I set mine to !kinkroll.

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1:00 PM - TurretBot: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/ljjkhhxbq7w2q6k/WillWare.html
1:00 PM - !g MMaker Jr.: !kinkroll
1:00 PM - ScootaBorg: !g MMaker Jr.: Tickle thigh
1:00 PM - !g MMaker Jr.: Deciderio "Sonny" Zepeda Jr. - Sunset Memorial Oaks Funeral Home: http://www.sunsetfuneralhomes.com/obituaries/Deciderio-Zepeda/Print/Wall
EDIT: Infinite loop.

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6:12 PM - TurretBot: !name http://turretbot.tumblr.com/roll
6:12 PM - MMaker Jr. has changed their name to http://turretbot.tumblr.com/roll.
6:12 PM - WillWare: what doesn't work?
6:12 PM - TurretBot: that
6:12 PM - TurretBot: now it does
6:12 PM - TurretBot: get ready
6:12 PM - WillWare: what is it supposed to do?
6:12 PM - TurretBot: http://turretbot.tumblr.com/roll
6:12 PM - http://turretbot.tumblr.com/roll: !roll
6:12 PM - ScootaBorg: http://turretbot.tumblr.com/roll rolled a 6.
6:12 PM - http://turretbot.tumblr.com/roll: !roll
6:12 PM - ScootaBorg: http://turretbot.tumblr.com/roll rolled a 2.
6:12 PM - http://turretbot.tumblr.com/roll: !roll
6:12 PM - ScootaBorg: http://turretbot.tumblr.com/roll rolled a 4.
6:12 PM - http://turretbot.tumblr.com/roll: !roll
6:12 PM - ScootaBorg: http://turretbot.tumblr.com/roll rolled a 2.
6:12 PM - http://turretbot.tumblr.com/roll: !roll
6:12 PM - ScootaBorg: http://turretbot.tumblr.com/roll rolled a 5.
6:12 PM - http://turretbot.tumblr.com/roll: !roll
6:12 PM - ScootaBorg: http://turretbot.tumblr.com/roll rolled a 6.
6:12 PM - http://turretbot.tumblr.com/roll: !roll
6:12 PM - WillWare: WHAT
6:12 PM - ScootaBorg: http://turretbot.tumblr.com/roll rolled a 2.
6:12 PM - http://turretbot.tumblr.com/roll: !roll
6:12 PM - ScootaBorg: http://turretbot.tumblr.com/roll rolled a 3.
6:12 PM - http://turretbot.tumblr.com/roll: !roll
6:12 PM - ScootaBorg: http://turretbot.tumblr.com/roll rolled a 2.
6:12 PM - http://turretbot.tumblr.com/roll: !roll
6:12 PM - MMaker: !mute
6:12 PM - ScootaBorg: http://turretbot.tumblr.com/roll rolled a 1.
6:12 PM - TurretBot: thanks mmaker for the assist
6:12 PM - WillWare: WHAT JUST HAPPENED.
6:12 PM - TurretBot: abusage of robots
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HugoBDesigner
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Post » 07 Nov 2015, 13:21

Worthy bump:

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OrbitalBP: Wait
OrbitalBP: nvm
OrbitalBP: Fixed something
OrbitalBP: nvm
OrbitalBP: terribly broken
HugoBDesigner: LOL
HugoBDesigner: Classic Chris
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OrbitalBlueprint
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Post » 07 Nov 2015, 13:22

Image

Yep

EDIT: We were later referencing a web series in which the main character was called [girl name here] (edited in case Hugo wants it hidden)

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00:04 - OrbitalBP: Fun fact
00:04 - OrbitalBP: My parents told me once that they'd have named me [girl name here] if I had been born a girl
00:04 - HugoBDesigner: Fun fact
00:04 - HugoBDesigner: [girl name here] is the name of the girl I had a crush on
00:05 - HugoBDesigner: This is embarrassing now
00:05 - HugoBDesigner: Thanks a fucking bunch
00:05 - OrbitalBP: Oh
woops
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TurretBot
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Post » 08 Nov 2015, 10:29

well that explains quite a bit
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HAPPYFACES
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Post » 11 Nov 2015, 07:43

I asked a question.
I got more than I bargained for.

Me: So I have a question about the machine you're having your dad send for me...
--: It came from his work right?
Friend: I'm not sure
--: Why?
Me: Just wondering. Curiosity and stuff. I like knowing about computing machine's pasts
--: That is if they come from something other than myself
Friend: Well this computer did commit murder, but that's all in the past
Me: Cool
--: I won't have to worry about cops right?
--: It's out on parole?
--: Does it have any everlasting debts? Legal or otherwise?
--: No children I assume?
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TurretBot
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Post » 23 Jun 2016, 07:33

Bump.
Here's one from the Holy Trinity of Live Chats (IRC/Steam/Discord)
Jorichi wrote:Hey, that's offensive. I'm not slow, I'm just stupid
Sašo: sitting in a tree
Jorichi: That seems highlly uncomfortable
Sašo: wow kids these days don't even sit in trees
Sašo: where did the world come to
Jorichi: Kids? Wasn't I older than you?
Sašo: pretty sure not.
Sašo: probably.
Jorichi: Mentally
Sašo: slower doesn't mean older
Jorichi: Hey, that's offensive. I'm not slow, I'm just stupid
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TurretBot
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Post » 05 Jul 2016, 21:51

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Last edited by TurretBot on 15 Aug 2016, 00:29, edited 1 time in total.
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MagicPillow
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Post » 13 Aug 2016, 10:00

From Steam

12:49 AM - MagicPillow: HE
12:53 AM - ##: <dcr> <11Cake> HAS
12:55 AM - ##: <dcr> <129.0> Cancer
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Qwerbey
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Post » 13 Aug 2016, 10:23

From Discord:
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