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Automatik
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Post » 13 Feb 2014, 17:10

It's true, but if you are calling l.g.draw so much than you have performance problems, you should really look into spritebatches.

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TurretBot
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Post » 13 Feb 2014, 18:11

Image...and I thought it would be hard.

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HugoBDesigner
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Post » 13 Feb 2014, 20:48

Automatik wrote: I have a better solution:
-No t.version (That way it will never display the message)
Put these at the beginning of main.lua:
-love.graphics.drawq = love.graphics.draw (That's actually what Maurice did for mari0 SE)
-love.filesystem.enumerate = love.filesystem.enumerate or love.filesystem.getDirectoryItems
-love.graphics.setDefaultFilter = love.graphics.setDefaultFilter or love.graphics.setDefaultImageFilter
That way, it don't "lag" at all(Even the function solution shoudn't introduce lag).
What I did was making a 0.8.0 work on 0.8.0 AND 0.9.0. What you're suggesting is mostly to make a 0.8.0 work on 0.9.0 (the love.graphics.drawq thing, for example). And, about the t.version, since the game works only with 0.8.0 and 0.9.0, I still want it to show the message in other versions (0.7.2, for example).

But the way you did is a lot more practical if I were trying to convert from 0.8.0 to 0.9.0 :)

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Automatik
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Post » 13 Feb 2014, 20:51

Oh, right, the l.g.draw thing was wrong.
It should be love.graphics.drawq = love.graphics.drawq or love.graphics.draw

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HugoBDesigner
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Post » 13 Feb 2014, 21:22

True... True... Well, next time I might use your method. It is a lot more practical and easy, and a lot less "space-taking" :)

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Hatninja
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Post » 14 Feb 2014, 01:03

Pretty sure nobody expected this.
Little mac is actually in smash bros!


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Mari0Maker
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Post » 14 Feb 2014, 01:05

Big Mac FTW!
Also, new MK8 trailer. Spoilers are in it, just so you know.

B-Man99
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Post » 14 Feb 2014, 02:08

Cheap rip off of mario kart 7 and Crash Bandicoot: Nitro Cart
Also, Super Mario Galaxy 3 The Universe Is Expanding Your Life Is Relatively Pointless You Are Nothing

*proceeds to rant about stupid business tactics stupidly*
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LightningFire
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Post » 14 Feb 2014, 02:15

B-Man99 wrote:Cheap rip off of mario kart 7 and Crash Bandicoot: Nitro Cart (Minus the epic capture the flag gamemode that probably isn't that epic but it was when I was 10)
SSBB port and hack by totally different developers who play ti totally safe with generic gameplay BUT WITH MORE CHARACTERS SO THAT WE APPEAL TO A WIDER AUDIENCE as if not everone was interested in the series already
Super Mario Galaxy 3 The Universe Is Expanding Your Life Is Relatively Pointless You Are Nothing

Now with DLC and 3 times the pixels
Look at all dem pixels
OHHHH THOSE PIXELS
Preorder and get this exclusive poster art for MK8 that barely represents the gameplay
All of this and more could be yours if you buy the new Wii U Thay©®™
Preorder now for only $399
But wait! There's more! hl3 confirmed
We'll TAKE OFF $50 because we appreciate our customers so fucking much that we're totally doing this for the money
If you call this tool-free number That's you YOU'RE THE TOOL in the next TWENTY FOUR HOURS we'll even throw in the Wii U Thay ©®™ sports, games, and all of these other general things that you probably wouldn't want but it's appealing and it's free that we were going to give you anyway but now you have to buy it in the next twenty fours hours! otherwise the sale ends for 37.4 milliseconds
Hurry up! Buy NOW and you'll even get these controllers That are shipped in the box anyway no matter what but now they ship separately for higher shipping rates but they're GREEN!!! :D we love you loyal customers that are TOTALLY MANDATORY TO HAVE to use it
All of this and more could be yours if you buy the new Wii U Thay©®™
Preorder now for only $399 $349 plus shipping and handling $75
NO HANDLING SPECIFICALLY IF YOU SAW THIS AD JUST USE THIS TOLL FREE NUMBER:
5-800-FUCK-YOU (because people still know what numbers these correspond two in this day and era)

...why did I do all of this again
Sarcasm B-Man. You did it for the sarcasm.
LIVE
For the sarcasm
(Honestly I didn't mean to offend anyone and I don't really despise any corporate company as much as it may sound sometimes
This was just random satire I made because I'm bored. Nintendo's still cool. I guess.)
It's just these kind of posts where anyone would normally take their time making it, then they go and read it, and immediately regret ever writing it. I mean, not to sound like an ass, but what was even the point of this?

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Post » 14 Feb 2014, 02:22

MARIO KART 7 8
NOW WITH SIDEWAYS WHEELS AND OTHER UNORIGINAL CLECHES

B-Man99
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Post » 14 Feb 2014, 02:29

LightningFire wrote: It's just these kind of posts where anyone would normally take their time making it, then they go and read it, and immediately regret ever writing it. I mean, not to sound like an ass, but what was even the point of this?
Sorry. No worries, I get your point. I'm the one that sounds like an ass here. Thanks for the advice.

...The punchline is that I'm secretly ranting only because I don't have a 3DS
CRAP! I forgot to put that in there!
WiloKing wrote:MARIO KART 7 8
NOW WITH SIDEWAYS WHEELS AND OTHER UNORIGINAL CLECHES
Oh dear god what have I started
Also, what's a clech?
B-Man99 wrote:Cheap rip off of mario kart 7 and Crash Bandicoot: Nitro Cart
Also, Super Mario Galaxy 3 The Universe Is Expanding Your Life Is Relatively Pointless You Are Nothing

*proceeds to rant about stupid business tactics stupidly*
I think this is a lot better

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Cake
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Post » 14 Feb 2014, 05:34

Guys
I honestly thought that the MK8 trailer was exciting
Especially with the waterfall part
And the announcement of the  Koopalings  is nothing but good
Just imagine the MKWii roster screen for a moment. With all characters unlocked.
Could you honestly see  7  of those spots hogged up by  Koopalings ?
Nope.
Therefore, there has to be a HUGE roster.
Throw in 45 characters this time or something
We're honestly already at the count of 25-30
Also:
There was a little Mac who climbed up the gaming spout
Down came the hate and washed the little Mac out
Up came the wii version and dried up all the hate
And the new found brawler little mac climbed up the where am I going with this

B-Man99
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Post » 14 Feb 2014, 05:46

That poem is beautiful
I might be tearing up
Wow
Thanks you thank you thank you for sharing that masterpiece with us :')

Wilo
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Post » 14 Feb 2014, 09:16

today's valentine's day and it's 1:05 am in the morning.. today's my time to shine.
i'll show them all - and her - the true power of the morning slam.

but for now i'm just sitting here reading crappypasta.
speaking of which, "dark bees," "slenderman vs comando," "thomas the tank engine: lost episode," and "man door hand hook car door" are the scariest thing to ever come into words. not even joking, they're eyesores. look them up if you wanna laugh. you could literally copy and paste "casper the friendly ghost," add some cleche sauce, like jeff the killer, etc.. and boom, one upvoted crappypasta.
there's too much fucking jeff the killer shit everywhere, and i mean i searched "jeff" and i got about 400 results. they're more uncreative than wary, and super long, not to mention they involve a mary sue falling in love with cwute widdle jeffy and they go on a murderous fucking rampage for absolutely no reason whatsoever. sounds like a normal day huh.

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renhoek
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Post » 14 Feb 2014, 10:49

*regarding mario kart*
Holy shit you mean returning elements are returning in... A sequel?!?!

seriously, they've been recycling tracks as a bonus since Mario super circuit but oh wait "They're classics"
but why stop there, Mario's still in the game that's recycling, speed pads, items and driving.

Sorry if I may seem a bit angry but I really hate people who scream "recycling, do not buy" in a fucking sequel.

Camewel
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Post » 14 Feb 2014, 11:32

renhoek wrote:*regarding mario kart*
Holy shit you mean returning elements are returning in... A sequel?!?!

seriously, they've been recycling tracks as a bonus since Mario super circuit but oh wait "They're classics"
but why stop there, Mario's still in the game that's recycling, speed pads, items and driving.

Sorry if I may seem a bit angry but I really hate people who scream "recycling, do not buy" in a fucking sequel.
did you hear in the new mario game he's still got a red hat god they've totally run out of ideas

B-Man99
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Post » 14 Feb 2014, 14:10

This is absolutely insane
So every single valentines day since at least 5th grade I have been out of school. A snow say, a doctors appointment, and also being sick a few times (no not love sick hur hur hur). I wasn't feeling sick this week and I didn't have a doctors appointment so it "had" to be a snow day, assuming that the pattern continued.
It actually did too
Eh. I guess I'm relieved, but a tiny bit of me actually wanted to see if anything actually happened on valentines day or I it's just something everyone talks about
I don't really care though because I am terrible with feelings and all that weird stuff anyway. Also I tend to run from my problems instead of facing them xD
It's still pretty awesome how this pattern is continuing, huh?

Oh and by the way good luck Wilo :)

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Trist3D
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Post » 14 Feb 2014, 14:49

Valentine's Day: When friendzoned people weep.
Also, I don't even play Mario Kart. Less rage for me, then.

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idiot9.0
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Post » 14 Feb 2014, 14:59

Oh look it's Valentine's Day. Time for stores to use it as an excuse to sell candy and teddy bears and other stupid love stuff for a tiny bit cheaper and profit off it exponentially by all the stupids who fall for it. Just like all the other holidays.

Oh and a day to show someone special you love them in a special way or something.
I'll just be spending it with my girl after work. Like I normally do on any other day. Go me.

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renhoek
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Post » 14 Feb 2014, 15:11

I have no girlfriend and it angers me to the point of verbal abuse, even though it shouldn't bother me at all and should be regular day!

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Assasin-Kiashi
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Post » 14 Feb 2014, 15:56

I have a crush on a guy but I can grow the d to get myself the d.

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HugoBDesigner
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Post » 14 Feb 2014, 16:01

I have a crush on a girl but I don't have the courage to talk to her and I only see her on Tuesdays and Thursdays (we make an English course together) but I didn't went yesterday and she doesn't even knows that I like her (or, perhaps, she knows but didn't made anything about it - yet).

I hope you guys are luckier than me :S

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BobTheLawyer
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Post » 14 Feb 2014, 16:18

Not really.
I'm pretty confident the only person I like doesn't like me (partly because I was an idiot when she did know me).

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HansAgain
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Post » 14 Feb 2014, 17:19

A year ago i decided to "walk alone" until i find a good job. It's because of two things:
-I don't have any luck with the girls (i'm extremely shy when a girl is near)
-My parents say: "If you have a girlfriend it will dristract you from the studies".
Also, i saw how my brother was going with his girlfriend, WAS.
Of course, a lot of persons here are older than me and can choose their own decisions.

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Firaga
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Post » 14 Feb 2014, 17:28

My 'boyfriend' broke up with me today, just to see him walk over to another girl...
No, I'm not one of the people that go crazy psycho bonkers.
... but ehh, so is life.

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Doormat
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Post » 14 Feb 2014, 17:48

i am so pissed

my computer is shit so i can't live stream ever

and i'm NEVER using join.me for livestreaming because it's shit

and i'm never gonna have the money to get a newer, better computer




i hate life

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copy
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Post » 14 Feb 2014, 18:03

Same as Hugo, I have a crush but don't have the balls to even talk to her half the time. So I'm just gonna buy this bouqet of flowers and watch it wilt on my desk.
Happy Valentines day, guys.

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Costinteo
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Post » 14 Feb 2014, 18:20

Well it's Valentine's day, I don't have a girlfriend and I'm just sitting here browsing forums and awaiting my doom (or extreme win) at tomorrow's Physics Olympics. (the one with math and pulleys and vectors.)

Happy Valentine's!

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Vakema123
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Post » 14 Feb 2014, 18:43

Doormat wrote:i am so pissed

my computer is shit so i can't live stream ever

and i'm NEVER using join.me for livestreaming because it's shit

and i'm never gonna have the money to get a newer, better computer




i hate life
I feel you man. But for me it is my computer AND my internet.

Also
bman wrote:a tiny bit of me actually wanted to see if anything actually happened on valentines day or I it's just something everyone talks about
Don't worry, nothing ever happens.
Ever.

Camewel
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Post » 14 Feb 2014, 18:51

HugoBDesigner wrote:I have a crush on a girl but I don't have the courage to talk to her and I only see her on Tuesdays and Thursdays (we make an English course together) but I didn't went yesterday and she doesn't even knows that I like her (or, perhaps, she knows but didn't made anything about it - yet).
copy wrote:Same as Hugo, I have a crush but don't have the balls to even talk to her half the time. So I'm just gonna buy this bouqet of flowers and watch it wilt on my desk.
Happy Valentines day, guys.
walk up to her and ask her out, worst case scenario is that she doesn't talk to you any more but hey she wasn't talking to you in the first place so you're not exactly losing anything
just pick a thing you like doing and ask here if she's free at the weekend, if she says she's "busy" and doesn't suggest any other dates she's probably not into you and you have to move on
Firaga wrote:My 'boyfriend' broke up with me today, just to see him walk over to another girl...
No, I'm not one of the people that go crazy psycho bonkers.
... but ehh, so is life.
something something single girl on the internet something something joke about a fedora

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Sky
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Post » 14 Feb 2014, 19:34

Mine's probably the least interesting Valentine's story - I don't even know anyone that I'm remotely interested in. >_>

B-Man99
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Post » 14 Feb 2014, 19:50

WillWare your story is the best
Vakema123 wrote:Don't worry, nothing ever happens.
Ever.
Thanks for letting me know.

Since we're on the subject of love, I once said this to Skye when we were joking about my last will and testament (long story). I guess it's related.
B-Man wrote:Tell [so and so] that I didn't randomly stop talking to her because I hate her, it was actually because I had a crush on her and run from problems instead of facing them.
Tell Trevor... wait I really did hate him
But yeah I had a friend and then I realized that I had a crush on her so I totally stopped talking to her
Not that we talked a lot anyway but still I'm really weird when it comes to this stuff
I would be absolutely clueless and terrible if I was in a relationship anyways
I'm totally content with loving video games and music. More than enough xD
Vakema123 wrote:bman
Screw you
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TurretBot
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Post » 14 Feb 2014, 19:51

Mine: Turret x All the candy he's been eating lately...

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mindnomad
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Post » 14 Feb 2014, 20:51

I remember when I confessed to the girl I liked. I felt nervous but I just felt that nobody should even try confessing, you just do it. Without thinking. I mean yeah, don't say awkward shit, but that's it.
I just told her I liked her, and she said she liked me too. Honestly I was expecting her to reject me lol.

Anyway, time to keep working on that mappack...

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HugoBDesigner
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Post » 14 Feb 2014, 22:42

Camewel wrote:
HugoBDesigner wrote:I have a crush on a girl but I don't have the courage to talk to her and I only see her on Tuesdays and Thursdays (we make an English course together) but I didn't went yesterday and she doesn't even knows that I like her (or, perhaps, she knows but didn't made anything about it - yet).
copy wrote:Same as Hugo, I have a crush but don't have the balls to even talk to her half the time. So I'm just gonna buy this bouqet of flowers and watch it wilt on my desk.
Happy Valentines day, guys.
walk up to her and ask her out, worst case scenario is that she doesn't talk to you any more but hey she wasn't talking to you in the first place so you're not exactly losing anything
just pick a thing you like doing and ask here if she's free at the weekend, if she says she's "busy" and doesn't suggest any other dates she's probably not into you and you have to move on
But my situation is that we don't talk frequently mostly because we don't have time (we talk before the class), and we don't even go in the same way while returning home. But when we DO talk we talk A LOT, about A LOT of things. She comes to talk to me and it's visible that she's being REALLY nice to me. I mean, I'm "nerder" in real life than here (1500% nerder, actually). At first I thought she would, you know, start avoiding me because of my "weirdness", but turned out that she became my only friend in my English course. She does a lot of things that I like, she's really beautiful, intelligent, creative and talented. I'm just a nerd that knows computers, games and draws Portal 2 stuff. DO YOU KNOW WHY I CAN'T TALK TO HER? I can't just go there and loose a good friend.

WHY VALENTINE'S DAY? WHY? D':

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alesan99
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Post » 14 Feb 2014, 23:23

I had a good valentines day.
I had enough to confidence to give my crush a gift.
It was awkward for me though...

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Mari0Maker
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Post » 14 Feb 2014, 23:25

Here's mine.
Image
Also, yay for Alesan!

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Sky
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Post » 15 Feb 2014, 00:04

HugoBDesigner wrote:She comes to talk to me and it's visible that she's being REALLY nice to me.
I'd say that's your cue.

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Cake
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Post » 15 Feb 2014, 01:46

Gaah
Valentine's day

At least its sociably acceptable to not have a girlfriend at my age
in a world of 9th grade

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Sašo
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Post » 15 Feb 2014, 03:29

This year I did nothing


(This can also be interpreted as a general statement regarding whatever)

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alesan99
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Post » 15 Feb 2014, 04:06

Alesan's useless love2d stuff #2

I made a clock... WITH ONLY 2 LINES OF CODE! (Once you see how I did it it won't be so amazing)
https://www.dropbox.com/s/xzgeqpog0rframz/clock.love

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renhoek
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Post » 15 Feb 2014, 04:21

alesan99 wrote:Alesan's useless love2d stuff #2

I made a clock... WITH ONLY 2 LINES OF CODE! (Once you see how I did it it won't be so amazing)
https://www.dropbox.com/s/xzgeqpog0rframz/clock.love
Hey alesan99 can u plz add gun 2 clck?!?!? XDDDDDDDD

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copy
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Post » 15 Feb 2014, 05:32

And another Valentines day comes to a close.
One rose has already started to dry up.

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Vakema123
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Post » 15 Feb 2014, 06:07

copy wrote:And another Valentines day comes to a close.
One rose has already started to dry up.
Now I'm depressed.

Wilo
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Post » 15 Feb 2014, 18:07

i fucking did it

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copy
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Post » 15 Feb 2014, 18:16

WiloKing wrote:i fucking did it
How did you fucking do it

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Doormat
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Post » 15 Feb 2014, 19:19

I've been messing around in CSS, you can see a silly page I made here

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Vakema123
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Post » 15 Feb 2014, 19:42

copy wrote:
WiloKing wrote:i fucking did it
How did you fucking do it
Come on Wilo we need to fucking know.

B-Man99
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Post » 15 Feb 2014, 19:58

WiloKing wrote:i fucking did it
YAY! I'm so happy for you :) (and I'm totally not at all suppressing strange thoughts that actually wish for things I doubt I could have and honestly don't even understand)
Wait, are you even talking about that thing that you were talking about before I don't even know

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Sky
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Post » 16 Feb 2014, 07:36

Image

Something big is coming...