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rokit
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Post » 02 Nov 2012, 01:40

aveond wrote:its a long story, Neo. Dun worry 'bout it.
I'll make it shorter for ya, age lying
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Post » 02 Nov 2012, 01:52

well you see it all happened when rokit boy turned into a snorlax. At that time I was on the western side of the interwebs, browsing for some funny drunk-girls-in-bikini vid's. At that point a top comment read "if you read this then you'll be given a time machine". Then when I read it the Magical Soda Machine appeared and gave me a watch to go back and forth through time... Unfortunately it only worked once a year at random. So it took be back in time once a year in the slums of new york with a crack dealer. So I lived with HER for about 10ish months and I had a son, a good job, and a ferrari. About a week after that I set out for Seattle, cause why the heck not?

Sooo yeah going to Seattle was boring, but I got to give the finger to Microsoft, so thats something.
Thaaats about when the timetravel watch started up again, and I was taken to the stabyourself forums at age 13, about a few weeks ago. Aaand here I am now (gonna delete this post tomorrow. Its too long.)
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Legend_of_Kirby
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Post » 02 Nov 2012, 01:54

He isn't lying! MAYBE he hired sonic the hedgehog to run around the earth taking us back 1 year! Quick! we must prevent all bad things in 2012 from happening! I'll kill One Direction! someone else take on Beiber in a death battle!

But yeah hes lying
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Post » 02 Nov 2012, 01:55

:I
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Legend_of_Kirby
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Post » 02 Nov 2012, 01:56

Umm sorry for being a so sarcastic. :P
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samkostka
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Post » 02 Nov 2012, 06:18

a reverse un-birthday is a normal birthday.
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Qcode
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Post » 10 Dec 2012, 03:19

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Bonko
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Post » 10 Dec 2012, 03:32

From reading some of his posts, that makes sense.
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TurretBot
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Post » 10 Dec 2012, 05:21

Actually, I am pretty sure I was never the youngest. I think I was tied with Bonko.
Also unless you stalk every single member then how could you know there could be a 7 year old who never posted.
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Qcode
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Post » 10 Dec 2012, 05:36

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LightningFire
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Post » 10 Dec 2012, 20:45

Qcode wrote:Since when did you learn how to use logic Turret?
He's not a complete idiot, you know? Anyways, why are people still posting here if I'm not even updating the first post anymore?
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Camewel
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Post » 10 Dec 2012, 20:56

How is the first post even slightly relevant?
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TurretBot
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Post » 10 Dec 2012, 22:28

Well the first post was supposed to show ALL the ages! but if he isn't updating it...
LightningFire wrote:
Qcode wrote:Since when did you learn how to use logic Turret?
He's not a complete idiot, you know?
I've traced it down to these suspects:
- School.
- Super Metroid.
- Recent lack of reading rage comics.
- Puberty??
- The holidays.
- Not using memes so much.
- Ponies.
(P.S. I know I just made myself look stupid again even though it's a legit joke.)
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HuperHardBros
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Post » 11 Dec 2012, 23:16

Qcode wrote:A month long bump, but I've got something to contribute: HuperHardBros is 8, our youngest member.
He posted this:
HuperHardBros wrote:http://www.youtube.com/user/mariopikminfunnylyour banned for not subbing me!
(Wrong form of you're by the way)
If you go the channel then in the about me it says:
first giveaway is gonna be
when i get 5 subs and im 18(10 more years sorry) says
18-10=8.
So, Turret you're no longer the youngest.
i know i am really 8
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Post » 11 Dec 2012, 23:29

That makes sense.
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Legend_of_Kirby
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Post » 15 Dec 2012, 16:55

Bonko wrote:From reading some of his posts, that makes sense.
OH SNAP
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MARI0andLUIGI
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Post » 12 Jan 2013, 04:08

im almost 11 so well... im 10 3/4 my birthday is in 2 months so ya
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Bonko
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Post » 12 Jan 2013, 05:33

Then you are most likely the youngest on the forum.
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thunderfapper
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Post » 12 Jan 2013, 08:46

Yeah.
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trosh
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Post » 13 Jan 2013, 15:11

TheJonyMyster wrote:I'm ( √∞ + [ 0 - 1 ] ) / 0 years old.
wait...
http://i.imgur.com/SH0RP.gif
this is quite the bump but whatever
since you used infinity you are not set in real numbers anymore, so you can divide by 0. In this formula however you have two operations that cannot be solved (sqrt(+oo) and x/0), so it's not invalid but there's just not enough information to solve the problem.
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