Today is pancake tuesday
The one religious holiday where the only goal is to eat pancakes with reasons ranging from "Someone messed up and we made the old timey equivalent of a meme about it" to "We have to get rid of this crap as fast as we can. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG IF WE MASH EVERYTHING TOGETHER INTO CREAMY MESS AND FRY IT!!!!!?"
today is not pancake tuesday