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jwright159
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Post » 20 Sep 2014, 01:39

I just came across the most difficult question of all time.
If you had to choose, would you rather be a pony
or have a pony?
OH GOD FWTF I CANT DECIDE STUPID BRAIN

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Post » 20 Sep 2014, 01:48

Uh, that's actually really easy. Have a pony.
To avoid the awkwardness of adjusting to pony life.
And because ponies can't play Mari0.

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Post » 20 Sep 2014, 01:51

Wasn't back somewhere in here a picture of pony Mario?

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Post » 20 Sep 2014, 06:23

jwright159 wrote:I just came across the most difficult question of all time.
If you had to choose, would you rather be a pony
or have a pony?
Human advantages:
-Opposable thumbs
-A lot of evolution
-Large amounts of intelligence
-Ability to sin and do right at the same time
Pony advantages:
-magic abilities that would only work in Equestria
If you'd like to be a miniature horse with your junk in plain view all of the time, something's gone silly.

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Post » 25 Sep 2014, 04:39

Trist3D wrote:
jwright159 wrote:I just came across the most difficult question of all time.
If you had to choose, would you rather be a pony
or have a pony?
Human advantages:
-Opposable thumbs
-A lot of evolution
-Large amounts of intelligence
-Ability to sin and do right at the same time
Pony advantages:
-magic abilities that would only work in Equestria
If you'd like to be a miniature horse with your junk in plain view all of the time, something's gone silly.
Fuck human advantages, being naked AND having magical powers? Its like being a Porn star! With out the mula :C

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Post » 28 Sep 2014, 21:58

Rainbow rocks came out yesterday. Anyone going to see it? And bring a video camera to the theater for me.

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Post » 29 Sep 2014, 07:12

jwright159 wrote:-magic abilities that would only work in Equestria
Wait. Does the show have an episode in which the ponies go out of Equestria that shows this?

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Post » 29 Sep 2014, 22:01

Pact wrote:
[color=#FF0000]Trist3D[/color] wrote:-magic abilities that would only work in Equestria
Wait. Does the show have an episode in which the ponies go out of Equestria that shows this?
In a bunch of fimfics, magic often doesn't work on earth. I don't believe it myself. Maybe he means like in EG/RR, except they were human.

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Post » 03 Nov 2014, 02:44

Just gonna bump this thread for logic.

Pegasus - Wings could not carry that weight, thus the air has magic in it, which Earth does not. -wouldn't work-
Earth Pony - Magic is required in the earth itself, as that is most likely how the force in a buck is traveled into the tree, knocking out the apples. On earth, a buck would just crack/break a tree. -wouldn't work-
Unicorn - Manipulates magic in an unspecified way, but obviously wouldn't work as well, as unicorns do not generate magic, they obtain it somehow. -would work for a while, like a battery, then wouldn't-

Also, in Equestria Girls, when they become horrid pony-human hybrids, their powers work due to the Helements of Armory supplying them with magic, and once the mirror thing closes, that would cut off the Helements' supply, and thus turning them into magical batteries.
(This part may be debunked by Rainbow Rocks but I'm not watching that.)

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Post » 03 Nov 2014, 07:02

Magical batteries...for what, five bucks an hour!?

Oh, and also, prettty sure it's been confirmed that all three (+all-icorns) generate their own specific magic. I think as a way of debunking \\UNICORN MASTER RACE// and/or \\EARTH PONY STUPID RACE//.

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Post » 06 Nov 2014, 23:04

D.O.R.K.S.
"500 years is a long time to get a joke, sister."

Also, I agree w/ turret:
Earthpony (one word in my book) magic: strength/endurence
Pegasus magic: flight (or their wings have metal which produces a magnetic field strong enough to use world's magnetic field)
Unicorn magic (or "normal magic"): magic that creates spells

Winter Wrap Up: grounded pegasi and unicorns do all the work.

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Post » 06 Mar 2015, 05:12

APRIL. FIVE. YAY.

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Post » 06 Mar 2015, 05:26

TWELFTH. FIVE.

WHY. ARE. WE. TALKING. LIKE. THIS.

WHAT. IS. THE. TOPIC. OF. DISCUSSION. AGAIN.

DO. YOU. SEE. WHY. THIS. IS. A. BAD. IDEA.

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Post » 06 Mar 2015, 05:28

NINE. BALL.

I. AGREE. WITH. B. MAN.

THIS. IS. NOT. A GOOD. IDEA.

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Post » 06 Mar 2015, 17:07

Season five comes out on April 5 4 (I mistyped).

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Post » 04 Apr 2015, 22:41

Completely forgot this was today, just randomly bumped into it.
Season 5 Episode 1 & 2

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Post » 05 Apr 2015, 01:38

Spike: "Oh, hey, is that new? I like it."
Spike is oblivious.

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Post » 05 Apr 2015, 21:04

Image

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Post » 06 Apr 2015, 02:20

Indecisive Fluttershy.

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Post » 15 Apr 2015, 22:24

Either Hasbro's security on YouTube is down or they're letting people post stuff on there.

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Post » 19 Apr 2015, 18:52

Season 5 Episode 4
Holy crap, Applejack's lullaby is so... hnng.

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Post » 20 May 2015, 04:10

I sat through that entire episode thinking:


Spoilers:
MarioFan064 wrote: Discord likes tea?
Good, Discord isn't going to the Galla.
Discord won't eat that many cakes..I KNEW IT!
Oh shit, Discord be jealous.
Oh, so that's where Discord Lives.
Damn it. Discord got an invitation.
What the fuck is with that green goop?
Oh, it's his friend..yeah he's gonna fuck this up some how.
Yep. He's being a dick.
Yep. He fucked it up. Knew it.
Stop being a dick Discord.
Please stop doing standup Discord.
Realize you're being a dick Discord.
Discord...don't send the Stonner Pony into the Muppet world.
YOU TELL HIM FLUTTER SHY.
Oh shit. Stony Pony got game.
Damn it Discord. Just stop making appearances in this show. 

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Post » 20 May 2015, 22:23

John Delaney has my kind of humor. This is now my favorite episode, and I don't feel like I shouldn't be watching it at all.

Summary of episode: Discord VS hippie

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Post » 14 Jun 2015, 23:51

This hasn't had a post since the latest episode? (100th episode, think it was #9.)
SPOILERS

 Fandom episode.
I honestly don't even know if I love it or hate it.
But suddenly Bon-Bon is ruined forever for anyone who wanted to write slice of life stories with her and Lyra.
Potatoes. Seems like the storyline is just there to cram as many references as possible in, sort of like in Double Rainboom, but it at least wasn't Stupidity leads to Problem, Problem is Problematic, Pinkie Is Magically Able To Solve Everything, Caps Everywhere. 

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Post » 15 Jun 2015, 22:07

Not, it hasn't had a post since 98, or S5E7, except for now, becasue we posted.

My favorite part of E100 was either Bon-Bon or all the wubs (can't wait for the soundtrack!).

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Post » 20 Jun 2015, 07:08


I've had this for over 2 years

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Post » 20 Jun 2015, 22:57

B-Man99 wrote:

I've had this for over 2 years
I can't blame ya... It's been the best character in the show ever since he made his appearance.
That is until gummy happened: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s9AoEDUsXo

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Post » 25 Jun 2015, 01:13

I can't quite tell what it is from that image. Also... Gummy's monolouge was weird.
Everything about Episode 100 was weird.

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Post » 27 Jun 2015, 11:15

A thread just about ponies?
YAY!

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Post » 21 Aug 2015, 19:30

Bestpony argument!

start: Twilight Sparkle is best pony

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Post » 28 Aug 2015, 20:41

Wirespark wrote:Twilight Sparkle is best pony

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Post » 29 Aug 2015, 03:14

edit:ARGUE!!!


[collapse=]I've been to equestria
to do list(pwnies)
Save the world, [X] Been there done that
watch season 5, [x][/collapse]

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Post » 16 Sep 2015, 22:37

Spike is the best pony! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Post » 17 Sep 2015, 12:35

i think you mean Image, not ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)