As you already know people are doing these Christmas giveaway things, so I decided I should do one too. Basically, you people are going to post something, just anything, that I'm somehow going to turn into a short story/other of form literature. Your post doesn't have to be a paragraph, in fact, I'd prefer it to be pretty short. It can be anything you'd like, although it can't be completely NSFW.
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