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Post » 08 Aug 2014, 18:28

jwright159 wrote:You know what? I'm board.

EPIC GEMWRECKER MARATHON!
I don't think I can explain how much I laughed. Man, that was random! xD
Well, I'll see if I can make my SCP:CB 1.0.3 Gameplay look. It's been a while since I played that game.

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Post » 08 Aug 2014, 18:40

Guys, I have a question. This is a very serious question. It is also a very probably stupid question. But answer anyway.

Where do we talk about Mari0 SE?

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Post » 08 Aug 2014, 18:42

Since the SE thread got locked, the answer is... No.

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Post » 08 Aug 2014, 18:50

viewtopic.php?f=8&t=4426

I feel so much shame.

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Post » 08 Aug 2014, 19:13

jwright159 wrote:viewtopic.php?f=8&t=4426

I feel so much shame.
Then why the fuck did you make it?

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Post » 08 Aug 2014, 19:15

Because I needed to put stuff somewhere

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Post » 08 Aug 2014, 19:29

n-no I'm pretty sure you didn't need to do anything

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Post » 09 Aug 2014, 07:09



Hey guys, maybe we should talk about flash?

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Post » 09 Aug 2014, 07:12

is that a popsicle stick with a lolipop head thing and hair

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Post » 09 Aug 2014, 07:16

((It's a reference to MM102's old flashes.))


Edit: But yes, you could say that.

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Post » 09 Aug 2014, 12:50

I don't think it has ever been this slow. Ever.
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What the heck is going on with Steam?

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Post » 09 Aug 2014, 13:26

I'm out until late afternoon because today is the birthday of my little brother who is 3 years old! :3

So if I try there aren't!

And Gemwrecker: and who knows what happens?

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Post » 09 Aug 2014, 15:50

Let's talk about this amazing piece of music.


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Post » 09 Aug 2014, 15:55

Let's talk about your avatar...
What the heck.

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Post » 09 Aug 2014, 15:59

TurretBot wrote:Let's talk about your avatar...
What the heck.
Well, we found a specimen of you, put it in a tube, and tried to drink it.
First, we discovered that you are not drinkable. At all. Well, we could kill you, put your blood into a container, drink a small portion of it, and clone you again with the DNA of the rest of the blood, and try this process again, but no. We are not vampires. I think.
Second, we figured out that we can eat you, and you taste like venison and pork. The thing that surprised me most is that people already tasted venison.
Finally, we cloned you 12,000 times and we have an army of Turret Bots. Surprisingly, they are very efficient at combat, and when they die, an odor of shittyness and awesomeness combined will be released from your cunt.

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Post » 09 Aug 2014, 17:59

i feel like people are posting more "lets talk about ____" replys than actually sticking to a subject

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Post » 09 Aug 2014, 18:02

Let's talk about talking about talking about talkingaboutception!

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Post » 09 Aug 2014, 21:03

Danny wrote:i feel like people are posting more "lets talk about ____" replys than actually sticking to a subject
Yes, welcome to the chat room, where no conversation is sacred. Somehow the Steam community chat stays "on topic" (term used loosely) with more success...

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Post » 10 Aug 2014, 07:49

I got a jug of lemonade, and the lemonade tasted like wood. Is this normal?

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Post » 10 Aug 2014, 08:54

Yes.

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Post » 10 Aug 2014, 09:36

surface-2-air missle wrote:tasted like wood
May I ask how you know this?

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Post » 10 Aug 2014, 09:41

WillWare wrote:
surface-2-air missle wrote:tasted like wood
May I ask how you know this?
I've chewed a Popsicle stick once or twice in my lifetime.

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Post » 10 Aug 2014, 12:11

That is the best response to that question I have ever seen in my life, that is not "It is an expression and you know it you dirty microwave."

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Post » 10 Aug 2014, 12:19

surface-2-air missle wrote:I got a jug of lemonade, and the lemonade tasted like wood. Is this normal?
You made me remember the case of Noss on Facepunch. That guy has eaten a toilet duck fresh disc thinking it was a gummy treat. It tasted like citrus and drinking milk fixed his case.

Oh, and yes, lemonade tasting like wood is normal.

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Post » 10 Aug 2014, 14:26

Vakema123 wrote:you dirty microwave."
WUTDAFU--

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Post » 10 Aug 2014, 19:39

I forgot to check the forum for one day. ONE day. And THIS happens?!
It's a miracle! How could I miss this?

*EDIT:
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The secret:
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Post » 10 Aug 2014, 21:55

gemwrecker wrote:I forgot to check the forum for one day. ONE day. And THIS happens?!
It's a miracle! How could I miss this?

*EDIT:
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The secret:
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Huh? What happened?

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Post » 10 Aug 2014, 22:56

Vakema123 wrote:
gemwrecker wrote:Image

The secret:
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Huh? What happened?
It's a portal. You'll end up on the other side if you enter it.
However, I found a glitch that you can't enter it from the other side. You just pass right through it without getting teleported.

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Post » 10 Aug 2014, 23:38

Actually I'm pretty sure he was asking what you meant by
gemwrecker wrote:I forgot to check the forum for one day. ONE day. And THIS happens?!
It's a miracle! How could I miss this?
because I too have no idea what in the world you are talking about

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Post » 11 Aug 2014, 11:48

B-Man99 wrote:Actually I'm pretty sure he was asking what you meant by
gemwrecker wrote:I forgot to check the forum for one day. ONE day. And THIS happens?!
It's a miracle! How could I miss this?
because I too have no idea what in the world you are talking about
"I forgot to check the forum for one day." - Self-explinatory.
"And THIS happens?!" - Built up from the earlier posts, they were kinda "mixed" up. What I mean: It wasn't ordinary talk, it was more random talk.
"It's a miracle! How could I miss this?" - This is where the confusion came, I think. I tried to make it sound like the opposite than what people was expecting.

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Post » 11 Aug 2014, 20:28

Mari0 time trials compilation hits the front page of /r/gifs today.
http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/2 ... per_mario/
No source of Mari0, or the original youtube video provided, as per reddit standards.

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Post » 11 Aug 2014, 22:21

Well, I'm just glad that I was able to create something viral. Not Pacman, Not Tetris and several Mari0 gifs have already made it to the frontpage (including the Timetrials video).

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Post » 13 Aug 2014, 02:56

The time trials GIF was amazing; I'd honestly like to see that applied to every game.
(When the players jump on the Goomba, does it disappear? Or is it's only function to be jumped on?)

Also:
I was wondering what would happen if I changed the subject at the top of the post.

Edit: It does nothing whatsoever.
(Or does it?)

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Post » 13 Aug 2014, 03:02

It's possible to see it, by going to your profile and viewing your posts.

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Post » 13 Aug 2014, 08:38

TurretBot wrote:It's possible to see it, by going to your profile and viewing your posts.
I find it weird that you can't directly go to your profile at the top bar.

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Post » 13 Aug 2014, 15:33

I finished Twatter Story chapter six.
viewtopic.php?f=17&t=3362&start=405
I'm done. Big wall of texty death. Someone else go first for chapter seven.

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Post » 14 Aug 2014, 21:50

How the frick do you get rid of mental images? I watched a few horror movies and now I can't stop looking around the room every 2 seconds. I even went and watched a Slender video on YouTube. That also made me feel more scared. Yup, I am a wimp.

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Post » 14 Aug 2014, 22:14

Villager103 wrote:How the frick do you get rid of mental images? I watched a few horror movies and now I can't stop looking around the room every 2 seconds. I even went and watched a Slender video on YouTube. That also made me feel more scared. Yup, I am a wimp.
One of the best mental image ever you will even see it when looking in dark areas ( It happens to me sometimes ) is the creepypuff.

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There is also Jeff the Killer, but this one is less bizarre than the creepypuff. ( Spoiler because big image. )
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Post » 14 Aug 2014, 22:20

Wary you terrible person (I'm totally joking)
Villager103 wrote:How the frick do you get rid of mental images?
Just watch this video as many times as necessary until it is forever burned into your memory:

Tada no more mental images
Only a mental video

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Post » 14 Aug 2014, 22:47



Better way.

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Post » 14 Aug 2014, 22:49

I couldn't agree with you any more

I ate those food

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Post » 14 Aug 2014, 23:06



Slightly NSFW

Better.

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Post » 14 Aug 2014, 23:11

Villager103 wrote:How the frick do you get rid of mental images? I watched a few horror movies and now I can't stop looking around the room every 2 seconds. I even went and watched a Slender video on YouTube. That also made me feel more scared. Yup, I am a wimp.
try ifunny, its an iphone/ipod//ipad app thats fuckin hilarious and will clear your mind of anything

my account is: this_is_a_cool_username_
search me and subscribe please!!!!!!!!!!!!

i also suggest playing a video game, it will give your brain something else to focus on
remember trying to tell yourself not to think about something will only make you think about it more, you just have to distract yourself completely

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Post » 15 Aug 2014, 02:45

Not gonna lie, that Jeff the Killer screamer made me freak out.
You fucker.
Meanwhile, I'm working on a movie script, Bad Apple on sax, changing my Spanish name to ''Fantabulouso,'' and writing 9 on desks. So I'm busy.
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Post » 15 Aug 2014, 03:01

WiloKing wrote:Bad Apple on sax
Yes please
Very yes
Plx

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Post » 15 Aug 2014, 22:00

To be honest, I had no idea that the Doom engine could handle this much.
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Post » 15 Aug 2014, 22:47

wer can i download doom? do i need an emulator?

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Post » 15 Aug 2014, 22:51

Danny wrote:wer can i download doom? do i need an emulator?
Read this.

I already played Doom online or some thing like that before. You have to mess with WADs, which are essentially like the content archives of the Doom games.

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Post » 15 Aug 2014, 23:18

Danny wrote:wer can i download doom? do i need an emulator?
If you want the official Doom games, you can buy it at Steam (Final Doom is recommended, it's the most long-lasting one and also the cheapest).
Otherwise, there are freeware versions for it. But they're more complex to download. As Wary said:
WaryLouka wrote:You have to mess with WADs, which are essentially like the content archives of the Doom games.
On the freeware versions, you have to use a source port. One of those that I use is ZDoom (And GZDoom, but ZDoom is more like vanilla Doom). On the official game, however, you don't need one. But it's still recommended because it runs much better.

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Post » 16 Aug 2014, 06:28

So, I've been working on a minigame simulator. It'll let people make games for it or simply install new games. It read them and play them just as LÖVE does with normal games. The controls are all built in, so you don't have to write functions to detect keys or this sort of thing. I also made several drawing functions, so it works just like LÖVE (I made rectangles, texts, points, scissors, translate, etc. There are more coming on). Here's a little preview:
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So, what you guys think? Would anyone bother making a game for this?
(The minigame itself can change color, so you HAVE to love it)

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