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Wilo
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Post » 06 Jun 2014, 00:54

mindnomad wrote: Except he's a little kid and I'm 20.
... which is the reason why he is a failed pedophile.
He's a gerontiphile. I have a rant prepared if you want it, just ask.
You probably won't want it.

Second subject here, I second what Hugo said.

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Post » 06 Jun 2014, 01:15

WiloKing wrote:
mindnomad wrote: Except he's a little kid and I'm 20.
... which is the reason why he is a failed pedophile.
He's a gerontiphile. I have a rant prepared if you want it, just ask.
You probably won't want it.
(Accidentally hit the submit button too early.)
And anyways, gerontiphillia is the attraction to elderly people. I must not have noticed when people started dying at an average of 12.
I'm pretty old, then, too.
(Psst, you mean teleiophile!)
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Wilo
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Post » 06 Jun 2014, 01:21

Using gerontiphilia was intentional. It was a joke.
(Wow, this must be how smart people on the forums feel)

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Cake
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Post » 06 Jun 2014, 01:23

Well I kinda compared this to Mari0 wrong.

But I am hopeful for what this means past the Mario Maker: more, more for more games.
I would love to do something with maps in Pikmin 3, and if people could design their own Zelda dungeons? This would take off entirely.

Depth in a game is always the best option.

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Post » 06 Jun 2014, 01:27

WiloKing wrote:Using gerontiphilia was intentional. It was a joke.
(Wow, this must be how smart people on the forums feel)
Well, using an incorrect term on purpose unless it's a pun is kinda unfunny and tends to get a lot of hate. I'm not hating, by the way, but if you posted that in a lot of other places everyone would hate you and spam that you were only pretending to be retarded.
imaginary cake wrote:Well I kinda compared this to Mari0 wrong.

But I am hopeful for what this means past the Mario Maker: more, more for more games.
I would love to do something with maps in Pikmin 3, and if people could design their own Zelda dungeons? This would take off entirely.

Depth in a game is always the best option.
I don't think you realize how many phallus-shaped dungeons you would get.

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Post » 06 Jun 2014, 03:25

Guys it's not real.

This is the original photo:
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Wilo
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Post » 06 Jun 2014, 05:32

As of now, I am trying to raise money for Mario Kart 8 and Wind Waker.
Wish me luck.

Mosst importantly though, how do I fucking money?

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Trist3D
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Post » 06 Jun 2014, 08:11

I never got that into Mario Kart so all of this jazz around it kinda confuses me.
Have fun with that money-obtaining.

In other news, I have declared war on WiloKing.
He probably won't accept, so I'll win by default.
Still counts.

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Costinteo
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Post » 06 Jun 2014, 17:39

mindnomad wrote:So this is happening.
How does he even know you're a girl?

Ultimate stalker.

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Post » 06 Jun 2014, 19:36

HugoBDesigner wrote: Really? Why did they made this? I mean, I'm not saying they can't or shouldn't, but this Mario level editor thing is kind of repetitive and common, isn't it? Mari0 doesn't fit this category, because it has customizability, "shareability" and the main, different thing: Portal elements. Unless they have something very different and original, I wouldn't care so much...
There is a lot of fan-made mario games with a level editor, but no official level editor from Nintendo.

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Post » 06 Jun 2014, 22:00

mindnomad wrote:
WiloKing wrote:Where is, "let's meet in the park at 11:00 tonite bby" or "i have candy and that stuff you like in my van want to come see"?
This is a failure to all alleged pedophiles.
Except he's a little kid and I'm 20.
Yeah that does kinda throw it for a loop doesn't it.

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Cake
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Post » 06 Jun 2014, 22:07

Costinteo wrote:
mindnomad wrote:So this is happening.
How does he even know you're a girl?

Ultimate stalker.
Well, Mindnomad's avatar on Youtube is Luna- the female character from Mighty Milky Way.
It makes sense to guess gender based off of that.

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Post » 06 Jun 2014, 22:08

alesan99 wrote:Guys it's not real.

This is the original photo:
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hl3 confirmed
alesan99 wrote:Image
*cue Hallelujah chorus*

Great photoshopping skills though. Too bad the fact that HL3 is there automatically proves it isn't legit so we can't stare wondering if the photoshopped image is legit or not

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Post » 06 Jun 2014, 22:36

I'm pretty sure that all of us understood the joke without you having to explain it.

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Cake
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Post » 06 Jun 2014, 22:49

While I'm not waiting for Half-Life 3 myself, the internet will probably implode when it is actually announced.

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Post » 06 Jun 2014, 22:50

Half-Life 3 actually confirmed? Half-Life 3 confirmed!
Oh wait...

B-Man99
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Post » 06 Jun 2014, 23:05

idiot9.0 wrote:I'm pretty sure that all of us understood the joke without you having to explain it.
I was trying to make a joke myself...
imaginary cake wrote:While I'm not waiting for Half-Life 3 myself, the internet will probably implode when it is actually announced.
My theory is that they are going to put HL3 on steam with no announcement or anything
Just wait for the first guy to type "Half Life 3" into the search bar
Wouldn't that be great

Wilo
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Post » 06 Jun 2014, 23:12

Trist3D wrote: In other news, I have declared war on WiloKing.
He probably won't accept, so I'll win by default.
Still counts.
I accepted this in an IM a few hours ago.
However I have no plans. So I call upon the help of B-Man.
I'll pay you back your 50 cents. Please.

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Post » 07 Jun 2014, 04:09

B-Man99 wrote:
idiot9.0 wrote:I'm pretty sure that all of us understood the joke without you having to explain it.
I was trying to make a joke myself...
So do you laugh every time you open a dictionary?

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Post » 07 Jun 2014, 04:56

Yeah.
...
I mean what were you expecting?

You know sometimes in dictionaries there are words that I might not use or that aren't very helpful to me, but they're still words and I don't burn the dictionary because of them
^
This is me attempting witty metaphorical responses when I don't care enough and it's also way too late at night for the defense mechanism to kick in
WiloKing wrote:So I call upon the help of B-Man.
I respond
We have to determine a good course of action
But not here
We are too exposed

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Post » 08 Jun 2014, 18:05

Image
Rainbow clash is fun :)

B-Man99
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Post » 08 Jun 2014, 21:46

Image
How... how the hell???

Oh and MM that Rainbow Clash level looks SWEET

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Cake
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Post » 08 Jun 2014, 22:12

I need Steam and Steam needs me.

Also:
E3
I made a topic for it.

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Flutter Skye
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Post » 08 Jun 2014, 22:15

B-Man99 wrote:Image
How... how the hell???
I want 1001 Spikes so badly that Steam goes crazy.

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Cake
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Post » 09 Jun 2014, 00:34

I found something worth sharing:
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Sky
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Post » 09 Jun 2014, 01:10

I just scored a copy of Xenoblade Chronicles. Who just sells it back to Gamestop??

B-Man99
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Post » 09 Jun 2014, 01:40

Flutter Skye wrote:
B-Man99 wrote:Image
How... how the hell???
I want 1001 Spikes so badly that Steam goes crazy.
Image
Yeah
I think it does

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ProfessorPancake
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Post » 09 Jun 2014, 02:19

Sometimes, when slugs have sex, their penises get so tightly wrapped that the slugs can't separate, and when that happens, one of the slugs has to bite its own dick off.

Tragic.

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Vakema123
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Post » 09 Jun 2014, 11:47

Thank you

Thank you so much.

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jwright159
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Post » 09 Jun 2014, 14:19

I have no clue what's happening, so this is completely unrelated.
What does OC mean?

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Post » 09 Jun 2014, 14:24

jwright159 wrote:I have no clue what's happening, so this is completely unrelated.
What does OC mean?
Original Character.

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Post » 09 Jun 2014, 15:51

Firaga wrote:Original Character.
Firaga wrote:Original Character.
Aaah crap ... i'll have to make one

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Cake
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Post » 09 Jun 2014, 16:39

Pingu is just fine.
You just can't masquerade it as an original character, though.
It's what we recognize you by, and you shouldn't change it.

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Post » 09 Jun 2014, 17:46

imaginary cake wrote:It's what we recognize you by, and you shouldn't change it.
Not necesarily.
I mean sure we all mostly recognise him as Pingu, but that doesn't mean he can't try to make an original OC.

Wilo
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Post » 09 Jun 2014, 19:31

Marx Soul isn't an OC.
But I use it anyway since I doubt highly Nintendo will use him for anything more than cameo.
I'd make an OC if I could draw. My previous OCs *shiver* were made by me, and I no longer use them because *shiver*.

EDIT: Before I forget.
Last night I had a dream Peter Capaldi was at out house. We ate dinner with him and he told me the story of all Series 8 of Doctor Who while he cursed like in The Thick of It, how there was going to be a spinoff with Christopher Eccleston as 9, and then we talked about my career as the 15th Doctor.
As we walked out a giant plane landed into our fucking yard and it spilled Cheep Cheeps and ponies everywhere.
Suddenly, someone walked out. It was Maurice. He walked off the plane into our yard with Sašo holding a large container of ban hammers. After Sašo came Jorichi who looked exactly like this gas station register guy I saw the other day.
Then came B-Man, Vakema, Twilight Sparkle (the forum member), Bob the Lawyer dressed in a bunny suit, Turtley (who was flailing and glitching around) and then Idiot.

We all got together and we had a midnight pool party in my neighbor's yard for some reason.
And when I mean everyone, I mean everyone. Even WaryLouka, who looked like this scrawny kid I saw, kept getting kicked out of the pool for urination and eaten by Sašo. Also, Kiashi was naked and he suddenly had the most toned bod I had ever seen.

Afterwards, we lifted up my house from the foundation and flung it into space and lived in there, I was surrounded by hot women, and all of Stabyourself lived with Peter Capaldi and Christopher Eccleston in my floating fucking house forever.

It was fantastic.

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Post » 09 Jun 2014, 20:06

In case anyone didn't know Don't Hug Me I'm scared might get a series if you all donate. I know a few people here like it.
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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/11 ... the-series
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Post » 09 Jun 2014, 20:07

I don't get dreams like Wilo's... I end up with the ones where the Earth's atmosphere starts filling with poisonous gas.

Wilo
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Post » 09 Jun 2014, 20:12

Just keep trying.
Even though it causes me great nausea and strain in the morning.

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Post » 09 Jun 2014, 21:21

WillWare wrote:I don't get dreams like Wilo's... I end up with the ones where the Earth's atmosphere starts filling with poisonous gas.
You mean, the deadly neurotoxin?

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Post » 09 Jun 2014, 22:19

TurretBot wrote:
WillWare wrote:I don't get dreams like Wilo's... I end up with the ones where the Earth's atmosphere starts filling with poisonous gas.
You mean, the deadly neurotoxin?
No, I don't... you can see neurotoxin.

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Post » 10 Jun 2014, 00:03

WillWare wrote:
TurretBot wrote:
WillWare wrote:I don't get dreams like Wilo's... I end up with the ones where the Earth's atmosphere starts filling with poisonous gas.
You mean, the deadly neurotoxin?
No, I don't... you can see neurotoxin.
You never said it wasn't not invisible.

Wilo
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Post » 10 Jun 2014, 00:37

does it matter?
can we please talk about my dream?
we could create a fad

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Post » 10 Jun 2014, 01:09


Wilo
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Post » 10 Jun 2014, 01:20

if i bumped that it'd be like trying to have sex with prehistoric woodland creatures.
but i will.

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Post » 10 Jun 2014, 01:59

Qcode is love.
Qcode is life.

WAIT
IOS7
MOTHERF-

Eh nice job anyways bro. This must be a huge accomplishment.

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Post » 10 Jun 2014, 02:05

Oh yeah I was going to post that here but I was going to wait until I had a couple updates to fix some bugs and stuff.

Maybe once I get that update done I'll make a proper thread for it on the game development forum.

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Post » 10 Jun 2014, 04:04

So I've been seeing this a lot recently, especially among snipers in TF2... but whenever I spectate someone in a source game, there's like a 90% chance that it looks like their mouse's movement is really smooth horizontally, but snaps vertically to what I suppose is like, common head areas. Anybody else notice this?

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Post » 10 Jun 2014, 07:28

FUCK ALL YOU BITCHES LOOK AT THIS MAJESTIC SHIT:
EDIT youtube function thing ain't workin so CLICKY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymCDdrMKPrY
I'M FUCKIN SCREAMING HERE RIGHT NOW IT'S AMAZING
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Wilo
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Post » 10 Jun 2014, 07:31

kiashi, your video is not showing

EDIT: HOLY FUCKIN SHIT

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Costinteo
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Post » 10 Jun 2014, 09:40

HOLY SHIT YES! Dude I thought they were done with LBP I'm so glad! Aw man through-out the entire trailer I was having chills. This is going to be amaaaazing!
Oh wait, PS4 only. Hah.. :(
I guess it's time to get it. I got a PS3 mainly because LBP2, so I guess it's history all over again.

Edit: "Sumo Digital Studios is developing LittleBigPlanet 3 Media Molecule has moved to new things.". I'm not really happy about the buddies, I feel like they could have done better. It just didn't have the LBP feel. All in all I might not be as excited as I originally was. I found out that PS4 uses monthly subscription, so I'm probably not gonna get it, none of my friends have it either.
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