I deduct that "Paradichlorobenzene" is the guy who made that birthday thread on an alternate account. Thats why he showed up so quick, to make himself look inconspicuous. Not only that, but he is most likely using a proxy, so this new account won't be easily seen by saso as the same. And we all know who uses proxys, don't we?
Not enough hardcore evidence? Here's more:
Notice how he knows that hes going to be banned is all part of Wary's "sorrow" plan. He tries to appeal to the common populace with his compliments ("happy christmas everyone") and with that attempting to make you feel sorry for him. And we all know he's played the innocent card before: (Criminal Syndicate)
Now you're probably thinking: "That was obvious, but how about more evidence that he made the renhoek birthday thread thing?"
Obviously if Wary showed up that fast, he was already here, stalking the forums. I've already witnessed the accusation of turret by the infamous Drone, but by judging turrets character, he would not do that, and if he would have, he would have just openly done it on his normal account, not make a new one.
AAANNDDD the reason saso hasn't banned him yet is because he hasn't checked the forums yet.
Of course, this was all pretty obvious, so you should have probably been able to come up with this yourselves.
EDIT: and with finishing this note, looks like I was correct!
P.S. I was typing this out before saso commented (I'm not a fast typer!)