No.B-Man99 wrote: Get real.
Art Thread
- Defiant Shout
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Cake dicho no. Mierda acaba real.
- HugoBDesigner
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Umm... What? I'm Brazilian, and I understood what you said. And, again, what?
"Cake said no. Shit just got real"
It was continuing the joke from the previous page I think? Unless you translated it differently than google did.
It was continuing the joke from the previous page I think? Unless you translated it differently than google did.
B-Man99 wrote:This is the art thread
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Is basically what I was thinking when I wrote that stuff en español.Is Cake regularly resistant? I'm not used to this... Graaah.
He doesn't even pretend to be.
Dude, shit has been real since this page of problem sleuth.B-Man99 wrote:So apparently Andrew Hussie said "It failed because magic is fake as shit"
Thanks for clarifying that Saulo.
...also apparently he said it in three different font sizes.
...Ya know, shit isn't fake, so he could be saying that magic is real.
Unless the shit he's talking about is "that -2+3i shit the B-Man guy won't shut up about"
No way.
Get real.
Mister walkway.
^
This is the art thread.
So where does that leave us again?
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Something I drew in 2 minutes.
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Does being awesome count as art
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Yes >|DB-Man99 wrote:Does being awesome count as art
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I REALLY need a hair cut. Both in real life and in drawings...
And the... sequel?
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I'm LOVING doing this kind of mouse-made drawings. By the way, if I had a real life Portal Gun I'd DEFINITELY do this just to relax and think :P
I need to stop putting emoticons in the end of the sentences, don't I?
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He spins mid-air and lands with his long fall boots!
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I only question how you are comfortable while "falling" at high speeds. Although you may not feel it because of the portals... I still can't figure out how they tick...
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I just KNEW someone was going to ask. Long story short: when I told her once that her drawings are WAAAY better than mine, she said that we can't compare them because they have two different styles. She said that it is like trying to compare a bacteria to a horse. She didn't mean the "inferior" and "superior" comparison, but just how they're different. Then I joked to her: "Oh, I see now. I am the bacteria, and you the horse", and she was like "No! No! That's not what I meant!". It was fun...
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Lol. Did she know you were joking with her in the end?
Oh my god a bacteria and a horse that is way farther than I ever got with in-jokes DUDE YOU HAVE TO ASK HER OUT
LIKE THERE IS NO WAY SHE DOES NOT LIKE YOU
A BACTERIA
AND A HORSE
It's like some deep-as-f*ck fable with a meaningful moral except combined with some guy that's high and me when I'm sleep deprived
Let's make this a thing.
I'll do the writing. You can draw with your amazing art skills.
That's it we're doing it.
LIKE THERE IS NO WAY SHE DOES NOT LIKE YOU
A BACTERIA
AND A HORSE
It's like some deep-as-f*ck fable with a meaningful moral except combined with some guy that's high and me when I'm sleep deprived
Let's make this a thing.
I'll do the writing. You can draw with your amazing art skills.
That's it we're doing it.
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Oh jeez you're as high as me.
No I'm not serous you idiot9.0s.
No I'm not serous you idiot9.0s.
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At first she became worried, probably thinking I was someone with a really low self-esteem. Then I told her it was a joke :Pvictinistar wrote:Lol. Did she know you were joking with her in the end?
She didn't mean this comparison, but I made this joke. So, no sure is available yet. As for asking her out, no good chance of talking alone to her was available yet. Please check out later or contact your operator...B-Man99 wrote:Oh my god a bacteria and a horse that is way farther than I ever got with in-jokes DUDE YOU HAVE TO ASK HER OUT
LIKE THERE IS NO WAY SHE DOES NOT LIKE YOU
A BACTERIA
AND A HORSE
It's like some deep-as-f*ck fable with a meaningful moral except combined with some guy that's high and me when I'm sleep deprived
A bacteria... that... loves... a horse? That's not a fair story. It's sad for the bacteria, because the horse will never see it, nor know the bacteria exists. What the bacteria could do, though, is enter the horse's body, travel 'til it's brain and chance a few things there...B-Man99 wrote: Let's make this a thing.
I'll do the writing. You can draw with your amazing art skills.
That's it we're doing it.
The bacteria gets depressed due to a love that can never be. The love eats away at the poor bacteria's mind.HugoBDesigner wrote:A bacteria... that... loves... a horse? That's not a fair story. It's sad for the bacteria, because the horse will never see it, nor know the bacteria exists. What the bacteria could do, though, is enter the horse's body, travel 'til it's brain and chance a few things there...B-Man99 wrote: Let's make this a thing.
I'll do the writing. You can draw with your amazing art skills.
That's it we're doing it.
One day the bacteria gets tired of this crushing loneliness and wanders into a dirty pond. After stalking the horse, it learned that she was a sloppy drinker. It awaited the horse's arrival.
It happens. The horse slirps up some water and a single drop lands on her eye. The bacteria traveled into the brain and started feeding off of it.
Months later, the bacteria evolved into a fatal prion. It was one with the horse he loved. The prion gave off the symptoms of rabies, so the horse would be shot soon. The prion didn't care. It and the horse would finally truly be together.
Fin
It's like a creepypasta, a fable, and a fanfiction all in one!Trist3D wrote:The bacteria gets depressed due to a love that can never be. The love eats away at the poor bacteria's mind.HugoBDesigner wrote:A bacteria... that... loves... a horse? That's not a fair story. It's sad for the bacteria, because the horse will never see it, nor know the bacteria exists. What the bacteria could do, though, is enter the horse's body, travel 'til it's brain and chance a few things there...B-Man99 wrote: Let's make this a thing.
I'll do the writing. You can draw with your amazing art skills.
That's it we're doing it.
One day the bacteria gets tired of this crushing loneliness and wanders into a dirty pond. After stalking the horse, it learned that she was a sloppy drinker. It awaited the horse's arrival.
It happens. The horse slirps up some water and a single drop lands on her eye. The bacteria traveled into the brain and started feeding off of it.
Months later, the bacteria evolved into a fatal prion. It was one with the horse he loved. The prion gave off the symptoms of rabies, so the horse would be shot soon. The prion didn't care. It and the horse would finally truly be together.
Fin
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I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks. Thank you very much, Trist3D...
EDIT: Is a WIP "Cross Stitch" or "Shi Zixiu" (had to Google-translate it) considered art?
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First time ever I'm doing this (didn't learned it, I'm doing from guessing). Yeah, it's going well, at least :P
Just this "Hug" thing took me over an hour...
EDIT: Is a WIP "Cross Stitch" or "Shi Zixiu" (had to Google-translate it) considered art?
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First time ever I'm doing this (didn't learned it, I'm doing from guessing). Yeah, it's going well, at least :P
Just this "Hug" thing took me over an hour...
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Aw, 'hug'<3
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imaginary cake wrote:Why is there no o at the end of that?
It takes more time than it looks...HugoBDesigner wrote:Is a WIP "Cross Stitch" or "Shi Zixiu" (had to Google-translate it) considered art?
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It is art. And I know how long it takes - I had to do it for a class. Hope it turns out well.
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That's actually a reference to Portal 2. There's a poster somewhere in the old Aperture facility telling test subjects to 'not forget their Aperture Science Quantum Tunneling Device', depicting a man wearing a device similar to the one I drew :)Costinteo wrote:(that sentence probably doesn't make sense but it's nice nonetheless)
But thanks for your nice feedback!
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Finished my name, at least. I want to make the rest (the "BDesigner" part), but it's gonna take SOOOO MUUUCH...
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That's looking great, Hugo! I'm looking forward to seeing it complete!
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Thank you, Mari0Maker! I just started the "D". Oh, God, it's gonna take a while...
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Lel, the D. Anyhow, it looks nice. I hope to see the final product!
It's like really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really slow pixel art.
It's like really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really slow pixel art.
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Thanks, victinistar, for translating it to real world words! Each pixel takes more or less 30 seconds. Which is a lot, considering that just the "H" in my name has 17 pixels, which took approximately 8 minutes and 30 seconds. Just the first letter...
EDIT: Finished it!
Sorry for the quality, but shitty scanner is shitty. I also had to adjust the brightness and contrast...
And more:
EDIT: Finished it!
Sorry for the quality, but shitty scanner is shitty. I also had to adjust the brightness and contrast...
And more:
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I kinda figured with the exact coloration and shading :P
Good luck on the actual xD
Good luck on the actual xD
What the fuck did I just watch.
You know you loved it bbidiot9.0 wrote:What the fuck did I just watch.
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I am confuzzled and drunk and could care lessss! :DDD
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Why thank you kind sir. I always enjoy appreciation. lol.
On a more serious note, Cake is almost done with his drawing (97% complete), he just hasn't posted on it that I know it. And it will be uploaded with all the pointlessness in the world for your enjoyment.
And I get bored when no one is on when I am.
On a more serious note, Cake is almost done with his drawing (97% complete), he just hasn't posted on it that I know it. And it will be uploaded with all the pointlessness in the world for your enjoyment.
And I get bored when no one is on when I am.
Hey, you can't be drunk on the internet, that's crazy. But seriously, hopefully I get better at arting then suddenly... LIPSYNCING!!! By the way, speaking of animation, wasn't Jorichi also working on 3d animation at one point?victinistar wrote:I am confuzzled and drunk and could care lessss! :DDD
bubba_nate wrote:Why does nobody ever put violent things in spoilers with warnings on them?! Agh!
What have I done
1/70 not even scaryB-Man99 wrote:bubba_nate wrote:Why does nobody ever put violent things in spoilers with warnings on them?! Agh!
What have I done
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Some exaduration of outlines, alphaed in some cheesy knife and threw in some ubersplat into the background. Wierd, not scary.B-Man99 wrote:bubba_nate wrote:Why does nobody ever put violent things in spoilers with warnings on them?! Agh!
What have I done
I wasn't trying to be scary
I was trying to make a pun and get people to laugh
I flipped the luminosity curves for effect
I was trying to make a pun and get people to laugh
I flipped the luminosity curves for effect