Corrupt a Wish [Forum Game]

[LightningFire]

What you have to do is make a wish, then the next person ruins the wish, then that same person makes a wish, etc. Example:
Guy1: I wish for a house!
Guy2: The house randomly broke. I wish for a lollipop!
Guy3: The lollipop melted. I wish for a game.... and so on. Ok, I start:

I wish for 1,000,000$!

[trosh]

The economy crashed. You can now only buy 12ml of dog urine with your money.
I wish for a beautiful girlfriend !

[rokit]

You're a spinning pyramid that posts on a 'Twatter' section in a forum called 'Stabyourself' so you have no luck.

I wish for trosh to hurry up with physics GOD DAMMIT I WANT TO IMPLEMENT SCROLLCODE!

[LightningFire]

Trosh doesn't finish until 1 1/2 years.
I wish to go to Equestria!

[rokit]

It got Atom bombed by Al-Qaeada

I want to be good at spriting and animation
EDIT: Happy now? Camel?

[Camewel]

Unfortunately you put a random apostrophe in there meaning your wish did nothing.

I wish that I had an amazing game on sale on Steam.

[LightningFire]

The link that you putted was actually a embarrassing picture.
When I grow up, I wanna go to the moon!

[trosh]

the moon was blown by an accidental nuclear explosion. Now you're just gonna grow an extra radioactive arm instead.
I wish I had pizza.

[rokit]

You can't afford one

I wish I was na na na na na na nana BATMAN!

[LightningFire]

You tried to look cool by throwing yourself out of a building and landing safely. You failed.
I want SSBB!

[LOL]

You got SSBM

I wish for ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

[LightningFire]

You got some- I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!
I wish to be smart!

[LOL]

You became dumb

I wish for EVERYTHING

[trosh]

you miss and get a bullet in the head instead.

I wish for moar wishes !

[LightningFire]

You got no wishes :)
I want a portal gun.

[rokit]

Geine disapproves

I want trosh's avatar

[LightningFire]

No.
I want rights.

[trosh]

aaaaaaa don't have rights

I want what's left

[LOL]

You steal it and trosh permabans you somehow

I wish that nobody hated me :(

Edit: GOD DAMNIT BEATEN AGAIN D:

[rokit]

I want to be the very best, like no one ever was, to catch them all it's my real test, to train them it's my cause!

[LOL]

You didn't answer my wish you dick

I wish that nobody hated me :(

[rokit]

You didn't answer my wish you dick

I wish that nobody hated me :(

That meant ok

[LOL]

You didn't answer my wish you dick

I wish that nobody hated me :(

That meant ok

Oh.

YOU DIDN'T ANSWER IT THIS TIME

I wish that nobody hated me :(

[rokit]

Ok
I want to be the very best, like no one ever was, to catch them all it's my real test, to train them it's my cause!

[LOL]

Pikachu eats you

I wish Sašo didn't lock my "pointless" thread.

[LightningFire]

He did.
I want sigs!

[1cool46]

Sigs weren't aren't and will never be created.
I wish that i had wings.

[LightningFire]

U don't get wings, and I have wings! U MAD?
I want images

[trosh]

there you go (see what i did there)
i wish i had a girl who looked good, i would call her. wish i had a rabbit in a hat and a bat http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xj3mv_ ... e-lo_music

[LightningFire]

You double wished so you get nothing.
I wish I didn't wish this.

[Kyle Prior]

Your wish is my command!! Therefore, you didn't wish it.
I wish I could make direct recordings of music from my brain to my computer.

[thunderfapper]

Your brain got overloaded and exploded!

I wish for 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Dollars!

[Qcode]

...

[LightningFire]

Windows destroyed Mac.
I wish for a duck.

[Kyle Prior]

Your duck died after being crushed by hats.
I wish I could concentrate long enough to finish this song!!!

[renhoek]

a piano falls onto and brakes the song
I wish to play mari0 online

[LightningFire]

Mari0 1.7 is not out yet
I wish to not sleep

[renhoek]

you fall asleep
I wish to have fun

[LightningFire]

you fall asleep
I wish to have fun

Anyways, you get bored.
I wish I had a elephant!

[Ozuma36]

The elephant died.
I wish I had a 3DS.

[renhoek]

you got the third model of the ds
I wish for super mari0 bros 3

[LightningFire]

You got a corrupted Super Mario Bros 3
I wish for an animated avatar!

[Ozuma36]

You get a 5x5 pixel square that changes color.
I wish Maurice increased the file size limit on avatars.

[Qcode]

...

[Ozuma36]

You get local multiplayer.
I wish I won the favorite user on twatter contest! (and that auto-correct would stop correcting "twatter" to "twitter")

[Kyle Prior]

you won some cheese instead. (and auto-correct now corrects everything to twitter)
I wish for 16 gigabytes of ram. for my video card.

[Ozuma36]

You get 1 kb ram for your video card.
I wish Saso hadn't banned the public account.

[Lawnboy]

He bans you.
I wish that this wish won't be corrupted.

[Ozuma36]

The wish gets corrupted
I wish I wasn't banned!

[LightningFire]

You're banned.
I wish I ate two hot dogs (YOU CAN'T CORRUPT IT 'CAUSE I ALREADY ATE THEM!!! MMMUAHHAAHHA!)