Corrupt a Wish [Forum Game]

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[LightningFire]

You get a pair of pants instead.
I want a laptop!

[renhoek]

you're lap becomes the top of your body
I wish for this thread to be locked

[LightningFire]

No.
I wish for no wishes!

[penguin321]

You dont get a anti wish

I wish for a

[LightningFire]

You get water
I wish for numbers!

[renhoek]

you get binary
I wish for binary

[LightningFire]

Y0u ge1 num6er5
1 w15h f0r le11er5

[trosh]

you get potatoes (binary is numbers lol)
I wish for pie flavoured pie
EDIT : you ninja ! I KILL YOU !

[penguin321]

(you get image)
I wish for water

EDIT

damn you trosh...
You get nothing
I wish for ninja skillz

[LightningFire]

You get coal
I wish for coal

[penguin321]

You get a burned down tree
I wish for a text adventure

[LightningFire]

You get a derp 6.9
I wish for space

[rokit]

You get Legend Of Zelda Non text adventure
I want money
Edit: ninja son of a bitch

[LightningFire]

No.
I wish for yes.

[Bonjour]

You die of obesity.
I wish to be the master of the universe!

[Jorichi]

You become master of a dead goldfish.
I wish for a better graphics card and a second monitor.

[Lawnboy]

You get a second graphics card and a better moniter
I wish for silence.

[rokit]

HDFYSUAIBGDFHSIOAKHLDJLFMDSKJAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!
I wish for nothing.

[Kyle Prior]

Gesundheit. Also, I give you more spam cans for your impressive collection.
I wish to be awake.

[Camewel]

You stay awake for so long that you begin to hallucinate that you are asleep.
I wish for a level designer.

[idiot9.0]

You get one. Too bad he's terrible at it, so all your levels end up being glitchy and non-playable.
I wish I knew how to code in Lua/LOVE

[renhoek]

you learn C##
I wish I knew how to program anything

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[renhoek]

YOU BECOME A TEACHER BUT ARE NO LONGER SELF TOUGHT EDIT: damnit caps lock

You learn how to program in game maker.

It's sad but it's true :(

[LightningFire]

It's not true :)
I wish for plushies!

[renhoek]

your house becomes plush
I wish for a normal world and internets

[LightningFire]

You get SOPA
I wish for my very own admin!

[rokit]

You become an admin
I wish C0ntra was finished

[trosh]

Error: main.lua:60: attempt to perform arithmetic on local 'n' (a nil value)

I really wish I had a box of 24 donuts from dunkin donuts :(

[Jorichi]

You get a six-pack of frozen broccoli.
I wish for an unlimited source of energy.

[LightningFire]

You get unlimited loneliness.
I wish for a rewind button.

[Kyle Prior]

You get a six-pack of frozen broccoli.
I wish for an unlimited source of energy.

[LightningFire]

You get banned cause you can't post the exact same thing.
I wish for a laptop.

[Bonjour]

You get an iPad.
I wish to have a no that says yes.

[erwink]

You've got a yes that says no

I wish for good music

[trosh]

you wish for good but you get bad
I wish for fast internet to facilitate my ebook reading.

[LightningFire]

You get my crappy internet XD.
I wish I don't have to go to school.

[renhoek]

you go to school but I'm on holiday bitches!
I wish to be normal.

[LightningFire]

You were always a pink ball, xXxrenhoekxXx, and you always will.
I wish to have homework.

[renhoek]

you have to study
I want some fun

[LightningFire]

You get pinkamena.
I wish for glasses!

[Ozuma36]

You get contact lenses.
I wish for MLP: The Official Game

[renhoek]

you get the old series game (heard the old one was shit)

I wish for an internet where I can understand why they like certain things e.g. mlp

[RWLabs]

You see that what has been learned... cannot be unlearned (presumably on 4chan/b)

I wish for the completion of Not Pacman

[renhoek]

it's kinda completed
viewtopic.php?f=2&t=25

[LightningFire]

You see that what has been learned... cannot be unlearned (presumably on 4chan/b)

I wish for the completion of Not Pacman

(If you're going to go off-topic, use these)

You get a completed SMB.
I wish people didn't go off-topic.