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Posted: **03 Jul 2013, 23:04**

You /should/ be sorry. [/sarcasm]

But, we digress.

1.584962501-bit is the term you're looking for, but that isn't a thing because x-bit only applies where x is an integer. I'm working on a strange shader right now though.

Posted: **03 Jul 2013, 23:09**

Kexai is right and Qcode is being silly now stop arguing about nothing.

Posted: **03 Jul 2013, 23:11**

Kexaihami wrote:1.584962501-bit

kill me

Posted: **03 Jul 2013, 23:13**

Oh, and by the way... Has anyone else noticed that the ripple shader goes bas-ackerds?

Turret Opera wrote:
Kexaihami wrote:1.584962501-bit
kill me

*grabs my logarithm gun*
KK.

Posted: **04 Jul 2013, 03:21**

NTSC Shader. Hopefully you can notice the difference in this example.

This might help. http://forum.themaister.net/viewtopic.php?id=389

Posted: **04 Jul 2013, 03:32**

Hey, that guy is name Maister...

Posted: **04 Jul 2013, 03:38**

Are you talking about the small chromacity leak in the image? Is that what you want me to implement?

Posted: **04 Jul 2013, 03:40**

Kexaihami wrote:Are you talking about the small chromacity leak in the image? Is that what you want me to implement?

Yeah, how the quality looks bad. :P

Posted: **04 Jul 2013, 03:46**

Uploading leak...

Posted: **04 Jul 2013, 04:00**

Kexaihami wrote:Uploading leak...

I tried it out, and that isn't quite what I meant. I should have worded it better. Here, look at these.
http://imgur.com/DZe3MfR,cw2Cmc1
The NTSC effect is also made with some RGB color stuff too. Try looking it up.

Posted: **04 Jul 2013, 04:43**

It's all incomprehensible to me. I shall try my hand at it another day.

Posted: **04 Jul 2013, 13:25**

I'm back from the dead to say that Arcade is my favoritest shader ever and I actually play the game with it on.

Posted: **04 Jul 2013, 13:59**

Turret Opera wrote:I'm back from the dead to say that Arcade is my favoritest shader ever and I actually play the game with it on.

WARNING: Big ass images overhere!

Posted: **04 Jul 2013, 14:02**

Make it into

EDIT: Remove these images now.

Posted: **04 Jul 2013, 14:31**

OH MY FUCKING GOD I HAVE GOOD QUALITY INTERNET COMPARED TO MOST PEOPLE AND THAT IS STILL COMPLETELY FUCKING ME UP.

Posted: **04 Jul 2013, 15:13**

didn't lag for me so uh

Posted: **04 Jul 2013, 15:15**

My computer is having major ram issues, and it didn't mess up. (I guess most people have non-working computers)

Posted: **04 Jul 2013, 15:19**

Working computers /)*(\

Posted: **04 Jul 2013, 15:27**

C'mon guys don't derail the topic any further...

Turret Opera wrote:Working computers /)*(\

And Turret, please stop spreading your ass-cheeks.

Kexaihami; Do you think you can make a phantom-ish shader? One that slighty bubbles up the view (and those bubbles slowly move around).
I don't know how to put it, but I hope you get the idea.
Anyways, great work so far.

Posted: **04 Jul 2013, 15:48**

Fog Shader
Makes everything foggy an you can't see!

Trosh: The Movie: The Game: The Shader
You can take this suggestion in any way you want.

Crazy Shader
Displays the top half of the screen on the bottom half, and vice versa.

Posted: **04 Jul 2013, 16:05**

BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE TURRET FACE!

BTW, we should have an random color shader. Every-Single-Color is different. Would be nice to simulate drugs other than acid.

Posted: **04 Jul 2013, 22:20**

Jorichi wrote:
Turret Opera wrote:Working computers /)*(\
And Turret, please stop spreading your ass-cheeks.
I love you
Kexaihami; Do you think you can make a phantom-ish shader? One that slighty bubbles up the view (and those bubbles slowly move around).
I don't know how to put it, but I hope you get the idea.
Anyways, great work so far.
I think I understand what you're talking about. I'll try.

EDIT: Jorichi. While I was working on your shader, I came across something sexy. I'm uploading that now.

Posted: **04 Jul 2013, 22:44**

Kexaihami wrote:EDIT: Jorichi. While I was working on your shader, I came across something sexy. I'm uploading that now.

Sexy indeed. Fortunately for you I like sexy stuff.

Posted: **04 Jul 2013, 23:11**

Jorichi wrote:
Kexaihami wrote:EDIT: Jorichi. While I was working on your shader, I came across something sexy. I'm uploading that now.
Sexy indeed. Fortunately for you I like sexy stuff.

Everyone likes sexy stuff. Even that tsundere chick at my school that often tries to spark conversations with me and then immediately tries to play it off as if I started the conversation by pacing around the school grounds at lunch and being approached by her. Yeah. I guess that means I qualify as "sexy stuff". She's even said the holy line: "I... it's not like I l-like you or anything, you d-dumb fuck." That was exactly how she put it. God, Clara is confused.

PEW PEW! ANTI-DERAIL GUN.

it's going to be difficult to do the Phantom-Bubble shader.

Posted: **04 Jul 2013, 23:42**

Jorichi wrote:
Kexaihami wrote:EDIT: Jorichi. While I was working on your shader, I came across something sexy. I'm uploading that now.
Sexy indeed. Fortunately for you I like sexy stuff.

*sundae.scoops_x_idiot9.0.jpg*

What about a 'Light's out!' shader?
The screen goes dark, flashing every couple seconds (sorta like an almost-burnt out light bulb), not dark enough that you can't see what your doing, but just enough that you have to be careful.

Posted: **05 Jul 2013, 00:16**

Fog Shader... done!
Trosh Shader... done!
Cray Cray Shader...
Shader that I have several things to emulate... done!
Light's Out Shader...

Posted: **05 Jul 2013, 04:36**

Kexaihami wrote:REALLYDERPYDEPTH has a fix for NVIDIA graphics cards that is even more derpy. Third listing: SuperDerpyDepth

ReallyDerpyDepth: REVISION 1
it's my first modification for Mari0, so please don't kill me. Edit of RadialBlur.

Place in shaders folder to install.

https://www.box.com/s/mygfxuni2rpmxac0vw3t

Mexican version: REVISION 1
Slightly less derpy in the center, but incredibly derpy on the borders
https://www.box.com/s/c22shmizg4apchdy641e

SuperDerpyDepth: REVISION 1
Incredibly derpy depth shader for NVIDIA Graphics card users.
https://www.box.com/s/vsr6azvv6wguinw8kwve

Colorful: REVISION 1
My second modification for Mari0.
Shifts hue according to extern time. I'm thinking about making a version in which the speed varies.
https://www.box.com/s/pshk6m7leb21c28cqvaz
Gradient Version (hue shift becomes an elliptical gradient): REVISION 1
https://www.box.com/s/dzzpc10t2pltju2r4mrn

Planet Mari0: REVISION 2
Shifts from a Rectangular grid to a Polar grid.
https://www.box.com/s/fcfgcl43vxajsglzud4m
Planet Mari0: Twistedition: REVISION 1
Thanks to an unspoken idea I credit to TheJonyMyster and SuperJustinBros, I have created a more Wario Ware: Twisted-esque version of Planet Mari0.
https://www.box.com/s/5hoeje8v990ft8tw0l6u
Mari in a 0 version (Inverts the Polar Grid so that you're playing mari0 inside a ring): REVISION 2
https://www.box.com/s/lv80qxzbsuqot3g7b3zz
^A 'circle of life', if you will, if you fall out of it, you die.

Black and White (As an edge-highlight rather than a 2-state grayscale) (in list: BNW): REVISION 3
https://www.box.com/s/vn3kgw2vvyhrmo7u1h75
(Credit for Idea (hard part of the process imo) TheJonyMyster)

Gayscale: REVISION 1
Out of gay pride for one of my friends who gets undeserved hate every now and then, I made a luminosity-based grayscale that resaturates on a hue rainbow.
https://www.box.com/s/csavudd4wr2dgwzrjg9d
Acid: REVISION 1
Just look at the screenshot. I'm not explaining it.
https://www.box.com/s/uel0x6c1io67qc4sy9gb
Gameboy: REVISION 1
Remember that 2-bit monochrome display on a green backdrop? Welcome it back, friend.
https://www.box.com/s/ivi84gqmd562oqdxc2h3
What the SH!T: REVISION 1
Just kill me now.
https://www.box.com/s/mieqfe8ylkz8z1aw089w
Heavy Contrast: REVISION 1
Heavy contrast shader for people who are hard of hearing.
https://www.box.com/s/thyb0a1diy3hv56z4xen

Zombies: REVISION 1
Walking dead shader.
https://www.box.com/s/73acsv4skaismwl3u0qk

Mirr0r: REVISION 1
Plays three inverts simultaneously with your screen.
https://www.box.com/s/bwzqgvcb2fklmxuju864

S1ren: REVISION 1
ALERT! ALERT!
https://www.box.com/s/km7cap7hdvvj1v64960y

JonyMyster Shader Pack: REVISION 1
osc - Oscillates the screen up and down as if it were a boat on water.
quake - Earthquake.
resizer - I wonder what this could be?
scary - Inverts colors over and over.
spinner - Rotates the screen at 1 revolution per 5 seconds.
wave - Adds a sine wave to the y axis.
zoom - Zooms in.
https://www.box.com/s/rcldauett3q3tqzxzboh

Reflections Shader Pack: REVISION 2
flipX - Mirrors the screen horizontally.
flipY - Mirrors the screen vertically.
reflections - Mirrors the screen in quadrants.
flippity - flip flip flip
https://www.box.com/s/r1dq3ibka9h3pkxvnkjn

Sparkles: REVISION 1
Everything now sparkles.
https://www.box.com/s/2pwt6lkeuew8qhu9ljxz

LAG: REVISION 1
Shittastic idea by Turret Opera
https://www.box.com/s/agcsyikaf50qz69eq89d

Turret Opera Shader Pack: REVISION 2:
https://www.box.com/s/ma9hhdub9np8p2bwa5wm
nega - Invert
night - Night time.
nightvis - Night vision goggles
rain - Rain
snow - Snow
heatvis - Derpy heat vision spectrum.

Storm Front: REVISION 1:
'Twas a dark and stormy night.
https://www.box.com/s/rkl58x1ojhvfzwl83d35

OceaNipple: REVISION 1:
Under the sea~
https://www.box.com/s/mb4qa4cs8vjkcfqc2f03

Night Vision 2: REVISION 1:
Vignight vision.
https://www.box.com/s/j4gz0jwvbmk80u745s3i

WikiShadia: REVISION 1:
Wikipedia is hardcore.
https://www.box.com/s/d1ix24n39x1qw9lfbpqq

Arcade: REVISION 1:
Konkey Dong Arcade version gfx change applied to SMB.
https://www.box.com/s/ykowpljd3ttmsbcgv49g

Ripple: REVISION 1:
Your screen is a puddle.
https://www.box.com/s/rijgzf74y5c87nlbjaea

Weird & Odd: REVISION 1:
Selective Inversion.
https://www.box.com/s/i2n5t2w752xbvg1mx308

MeatBoy: REVISION 1:
Super Meat Boy.
https://www.box.com/s/gqdcnb5en0i75560qdc0

Noise: REVISION 1:
I'm K Squared 'cause that's the sound that I rock.
When the noise channel hisses, the beat starts to knock.
I'm K Squared 'cause that's the sound that I pump.
The triangle waves are gonna' make this place thump.
https://www.box.com/s/3gwxc9ovc0qhy5xc7h1x

Leak: REVISION 1:
NTSC - PAL conversion Chromacity Leak.
https://www.box.com/s/dxygvxadnkv8y99qkbap

Sexy: REVISION 1:
I don't know what this is, it's just fucking sexy.
https://www.box.com/s/4ysiepn1thbvi1xalbz0

Fog: REVISION 1:
I can't see shit, Sergeant, the fog's too thick.
https://www.box.com/s/xs5chqsy6jj6sgwugm8c

Trosh: REVISION 1:
Like a trosh!
https://www.box.com/s/rpkc0qovzqohqj0ewo4o
Suggestions are welcome.

I feel like the Meatboy shader should be called Virtual Boy shader.

Posted: **05 Jul 2013, 04:40**

You didn't have to quote the post at all. Just edit the quote out of the post.

Posted: **05 Jul 2013, 05:15**

Turtley3 wrote: I feel like the Meatboy shader should be called Virtual Boy shader.

GAAH! WHAT DID MY OCD DO TO YOU?

*assumes foetal position and rocks back and forth*

It... it'll be okay...

Posted: **05 Jul 2013, 05:43**

I don't get it.

Posted: **05 Jul 2013, 05:45**

My OCD is highly disturbed by the quoting of the OP.

Posted: **05 Jul 2013, 05:51**

Well yeah, but you asked what your ocd did to him.

Posted: **05 Jul 2013, 05:53**

WELL, CLEARLY IT MUST HAVE FUCKED SOME SHIT IN HIS LIFE UP TO DESERVE THIS HORRIBLE TREATMENT.

Posted: **05 Jul 2013, 05:56**

Ah, I emphasized the wrong word.

Posted: **05 Jul 2013, 06:02**

This rail needs some repairs. The thread keeps falling off of it.

Posted: **05 Jul 2013, 06:37**

*badum tsss*
Anyway, how about a shader that squeezes the screen then unsqueezes it (similar to resize but it's only horizontal or vertical, not both)
Maybe make both shaders so that people can pick how they ruin their eyesight.

Posted: **05 Jul 2013, 14:11**

We could just also lock this one and do a repost, with a better organisation.
This is what happen on Facepunch when a major thread fall: We post a version number next to it to mean it's a second thread.

Example:

"Shaders"
"Shaders V2: Cause we can't get enough"
"Shaders V3: Dammit why my mind has exploded"

... and continue

Posted: **05 Jul 2013, 14:25**

Well this thread is actually alright the way it is, and when a thread fails we usually don't repeat it since it makes sense not to.
The reason chat room is V2 is because I made a joke about the apocalypse happening after we reached page 100 and the the topic was locked because of countdown spam.

Posted: **05 Jul 2013, 14:26**

English is not your first language, is it, Jesus Man?

Posted: **05 Jul 2013, 14:28**

Shader of... shading? Like, real shading? The blocks, the enemies and even Mario.

Posted: **05 Jul 2013, 14:29**

Kexaihami wrote:English is not your first language, is it, Jesus Man?

Hah, if you rearrange you'd be saying

Kexaihami could've wrote:Jesus, Man, English is not your first language?

Posted: **05 Jul 2013, 16:21**

Kexaihami wrote:English is not your first language, is it, Jesus Man?

I am french. Well, to be honest, my family is Russian but whatsoever i was born in France.

Posted: **05 Jul 2013, 21:12**

Could you make a light speed shader? With Length Contraction and Doppler Shift and stuff.
EDIT: Play this game so you know what I'm talking about.

Posted: **05 Jul 2013, 23:25**

QwertymanO07 wrote:Could you make a light speed shader? With Length Contraction and Doppler Shift and stuff.
EDIT: Play this game so you know what I'm talking about.

Determining velocity requires storage of variables, which GLSL can't do. Otherwise, this would be simple.

Posted: **06 Jul 2013, 09:34**

You could use the "extern" feature, but that would mean having to modify the code.

Posted: **06 Jul 2013, 21:38**

Automatik wrote:You could use the "extern" feature, but that would mean having to modify the code.

Maybe /after/ Half Life ThrI mean Mari0: SE is released.

Posted: **06 Jul 2013, 21:39**

The squish shader is great!

Posted: **06 Jul 2013, 22:20**

Especially when applied to boobs.

Posted: **07 Jul 2013, 02:21**

True NES shader, which makes the game only use colors the NES could use.

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