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Post » 06 Jul 2013, 20:08

Today i present you: The worst mappack who was created in the history of Stabyourself.net!

This possibly do not respect any single rules of creating a mappack, and you probably get a heart attack because of it's stupidity.
Try using 3D glasses to enhance it's stupidity.

( Other rule broken: No screenshots in thread ! )

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ENJOY THE FREAKING BAD MUSIC ALSO!
Firaga wrote:Out of Game
- Twelve fucking megabytes (12.7 if your picky) for a two level pack.
- Rude icon.
- One life.
- Titles stupid as hell.
- No description.

1-1
- No checkpoints, even though the level isn't that long.
- Horrific music loading times, lower the size of the music. Actually, just remove the fucking music.
- Invisible 'troll' blocks at the beginning.
- No jumping at the beginning, only in a specific spot.
- Random grey background blocks, because 'Why the fuck not?'.
- Mario disappears into midair.

1-2
- Two 'Mario Start Points'.
- Vulgarities.

1/10 would not fap.
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Post » 06 Jul 2013, 20:18

If it's so bad, why the fuck did you bother?

Well, as long as I'm here, I might as well try it, and give it criticism.

My Own Humble Opinions.
Out of Game
  • - Twelve fucking megabytes (12.7 if your picky) for a two level pack.
    - Rude icon.
    - One life.
    - Titles stupid as hell.
    - No description.
1-1
  • - No checkpoints, even though the level isn't that long.
    - Horrific music loading times, lower the size of the music. Actually, just remove the fucking music.
    - Invisible 'troll' blocks at the beginning.
    - No jumping at the beginning, only in a specific spot.
    - Random grey background blocks, because 'Why the fuck not?'.
    - Mario disappears into midair.
1-2
  • - Two 'Mario Start Points'.
    - Vulgarities.
1/10 would not fap.
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Post » 06 Jul 2013, 20:31

It's hard, it's bad, and it's offensive.

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Post » 06 Jul 2013, 20:36

screens?

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Post » 06 Jul 2013, 21:29

Hans1998 wrote:It's hard, it's bad, and it's offensive.
This is why this is the worst map pack ever created.

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Post » 06 Jul 2013, 21:32

Jesus Man wrote:This is why this is the worst map pack ever created.
That's not something to be proud of.

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Post » 07 Jul 2013, 01:57

Firaga wrote:
Jesus Man wrote:This is why this is the worst map pack ever created.
That's not something to be proud of.
I'm not proud of it either. When you showcase something you are not always proud of it.
Whatsoever if this pack make a drastic change to the community and suddenly all the mappacks are good and fully detailed with custom music, i will be proud, but i don't think this will happen.

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Post » 07 Jul 2013, 05:23

Typically, people don't showcase things they aren't proud of because it makes them look bad

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Post » 07 Jul 2013, 05:35

Perhaps he hath posted this just to be laid-back.

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Post » 07 Jul 2013, 08:18

i suggest start giving bans for bad mappacks

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Post » 07 Jul 2013, 08:19

That's a bit... extreme.

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Post » 07 Jul 2013, 12:57

TripleXero wrote:Typically, people don't showcase things they aren't proud of because it makes them look bad
Unless it's abstract art...

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Post » 07 Jul 2013, 12:57

Dark[Ol(U23)leneri] wrote:i suggest start giving bans for bad mappacks
Unless if the mappack's point is to be bad... i guess?

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Post » 07 Jul 2013, 14:24

Jesus Man wrote:If this pack make a drastic change to the community and suddenly all the mappacks are good and fully detailed with custom music, i will be proud.
Well, what would you consider a bad mappack then (apart from this)? If you want the community to change, tell us what to change (or make a sequel with more bad things).

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Post » 07 Jul 2013, 14:31

Gramanaitor wrote:
Jesus Man wrote:If this pack make a drastic change to the community and suddenly all the mappacks are good and fully detailed with custom music, i will be proud.
Well, what would you consider a bad mappack then (apart from this)? If you want the community to change, tell us what to change (or make a sequel with more bad things).
Bad Mappack:

- Shitty Tileset
- Shitty Music
- Shitty Levels
- Levels that are Too Hard
- Tiles you can't even see
- Oversized mappacks
- Mappacks that is announced and dont even come out
- No Tileset at all
- No point at all
- Dead End
- "Mappacks where it loops until you find the secret entrance to the next level"
- Too random. A portal level in one and suddenly in the next you are in bowser's brains.
- Bad topic
- Bad thread

What the community need to change:

- Nothing. The community is good now, except for the newbies that still coming back.
Gramanaitor wrote:(or make a sequel with more bad things)
Working on it!

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Post » 07 Jul 2013, 16:02

Jesus Man wrote:
Gramanaitor wrote:(or make a sequel with more bad things)
Working on it!
Gramaniator, i hate you.

Jesus Man, you are like the Magic Man from Adventure Time: "Magic Man has committed this condition upon them solely to make them appreciate the extent of his apathy."

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Post » 07 Jul 2013, 23:10

Could have just put your maps on that one project Turret started. You know, the one about bad mappack ideas. Anybody remember that?

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Post » 07 Jul 2013, 23:13

HAPPYFACES wrote:Could have just put your maps on that one project Turret started. You know, the one about bad mappack ideas. Anybody remember that?
I do.

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Post » 07 Jul 2013, 23:25

Yeah. Would have been a better idea, but you know. Whatever floats your ark, Jesus Man. Hopefully Moses will give you some tips next time.

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Post » 08 Jul 2013, 07:33

Superjustinbros wrote:
HAPPYFACES wrote:Could have just put your maps on that one project Turret started. You know, the one about bad mappack ideas. Anybody remember that?
I do.
It's dead.
We really didn't know how to make a mappack.

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Post » 08 Jul 2013, 07:43

I don't think it was you guys didn't know how to make a mappack, it's just that people didn't want to play bad levels, even if they were intended to be bad

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Post » 08 Jul 2013, 07:48

The last part was a joke I stole from renhoek.

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Post » 08 Jul 2013, 09:18

TripleXero wrote:I don't think it was you guys didn't know how to make a mappack, it's just that people didn't want to play bad levels, even if they were intended to be bad
Maybe if it were finished, it could be added into the DLC with many disclaimers before starting saying "This mappack is entirely satirical and should in no way be considered seriously. The purpose of it was to give an example of terrible ideas commonly found in shitty levels."
That way, it will give people incentive to try it out. It's one thing to actively download an intentionally shitty mappack (That feeling of "Ugh, why am I doing this?"), it's another thing to be given it as an example of what not to do (It's there... I guess I'll try it out before I release my mappack to see what not to do.).

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Post » 08 Jul 2013, 15:52

HAPPYFACES wrote:
TripleXero wrote:I don't think it was you guys didn't know how to make a mappack, it's just that people didn't want to play bad levels, even if they were intended to be bad
Maybe if it were finished, it could be added into the DLC with many disclaimers before starting saying "This mappack is entirely satirical and should in no way be considered seriously. The purpose of it was to give an example of terrible ideas commonly found in shitty levels."
That way, it will give people incentive to try it out. It's one thing to actively download an intentionally shitty mappack (That feeling of "Ugh, why am I doing this?"), it's another thing to be given it as an example of what not to do (It's there... I guess I'll try it out before I release my mappack to see what not to do.).
And what the fuck this do with my map pack?...

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Post » 10 Jul 2013, 10:20

It's shit, possibly part of the cannon fodder I described in the post you quoted.

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